Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Tony2046]

So I tried Siri, "Hey Siri, show me images of a Jete couch potato" but it came back with "I'm sorry this was the closest I could get"

"Mom!!! We ran out of cheese dip"

 

[Tunescribe]

So I tried Siri, "Hey Siri, show me images of a Jete couch potato" but it came back with "I'm sorry this was the closest I could get"

Uh-oh, someone left his Jete playbook behind on the hotel room sofa.

 

[Joker]

Jete fan take-out...

 

[1960Pats]

So I tried Siri, "Hey Siri, show me images of a Jete couch potato" but it came back with "I'm sorry this was the closest I could get"

A Bowles movement?

 

[JetFan79]

Jamal Adams destroys a Pats helmet...

 

[Tony2046]

Jamal Adams destroys a Pats helmet...

That's the best QB Jamal has ever played with.

 

[maust]

Adams can straight up ball and he sure does plenty of talking but when the vocal leader of your team is a second year safety...you might be the Jete

 

[Tunescribe]

Jamal Adams destroys a Pats helmet...

Childish and moronic = pure Jete. He finally found a way to inflict damage on the Patriots while purging his frustrations over being trapped on a crap team.

 

[Mike the Brit]

If you don't want to read this, the takeaway is that Bowles thinks that Maccagnan doesn't know what he's doing and Maccagnan thinks that Bowles doesn't know what he's doing -- and they're both right!

New Report Highlights Dysfunction Between Jets Coach Todd Bowles, GM Mike Maccagnan​

 

[1960Pats]

If you don't want to read this, the takeaway is that Bowles thinks that Maccagnan doesn't know what he's doing and Maccagnan thinks that Bowles doesn't know what he's doing -- and they're both right!

New Report Highlights Dysfunction Between Jets Coach Todd Bowles, GM Mike Maccagnan​

Boy, that must suck.

 

[Tunescribe]

If you don't want to read this, the takeaway is that Bowles thinks that Maccagnan doesn't know what he's doing and Maccagnan thinks that Bowles doesn't know what he's doing -- and they're both right!

New Report Highlights Dysfunction Between Jets Coach Todd Bowles, GM Mike Maccagnan​

Incredibly entertaining stuff. Jete suckage is alive and well under GM Mike Cro-Magnon, who looks to remain in place with Blowes playing sacrificial lamb. The report includes his sterling draft record to date (below). Now we know why the Jete parted with multiple second-round picks to move up for QB bust Dam Darnit: they wanted to avoid the embarrassment of actually using them!

From Mehta's report:

A round-by-round breakdown reveals exactly how much Maccagnan has struggled in Rounds 2-5. Although all four of his first-round picks (including three in the Top 6 overall) are playing, the Jets have been far below the league average in each of the next four rounds.

Only 33 percent of Maccagnan’s second-rounders are on an NFL roster. The league average for second-rounders from 2015-18: 92 percent.

Only 50 percent of his third-rounders are on any active roster. The league average: 84 percent.

Only 50 percent of his fourth-rounders are on any active roster. The league average: 82 percent.

Only 50 percent of his fifth-rounders are on any active roster. The league average: 75 percent.

 

[Clonamery]

Here's a happy Jete player:

Darron Lee Suspended by NFL

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Incredibly entertaining stuff. Jete suckage is alive and well under GM Mike Cro-Magnon, who looks to remain in place with Blowes playing sacrificial lamb. The report includes his sterling draft record to date (below). Now we know why the Jete parted with multiple second-round picks to move up for QB bust Dam Darnit: they wanted to avoid the embarrassment of actually using them!

From Mehta's report:

A round-by-round breakdown reveals exactly how much Maccagnan has struggled in Rounds 2-5. Although all four of his first-round picks (including three in the Top 6 overall) are playing, the Jets have been far below the league average in each of the next four rounds.

Only 33 percent of Maccagnan’s second-rounders are on an NFL roster. The league average for second-rounders from 2015-18: 92 percent.

Only 50 percent of his third-rounders are on any active roster. The league average: 84 percent.

Only 50 percent of his fourth-rounders are on any active roster. The league average: 82 percent.

Only 50 percent of his fifth-rounders are on any active roster. The league average: 75 percent.

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How is it possible to pick that poorly? Basically every team knows the top 100 players, and it's a question of the order drafted, with just a few exceptions. You have to be trying to miss to draft like this.

 

[slam]

I can hardly wait to see what future Harvard Business School Case Study in bad managerial structure Woody will inflict upon this franchise in the offseason. I fully expect him to swoop in, force terrible ideas upon his mediocre at best brain trust, and eff off back to London.

I mean, retaining a bad GM with a very short leash and letting him pick the next HC is something he hasn’t tried yet. They’ll probably wind up hiring Hue Jackson and signing Kareem Hunt.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Qb coach is a speak and spell.

Jets offensive play calling consists of a receiver running a 7 route. And if they want to get really tricky they reverse the route.

 

[Tunescribe]

Here's a happy Jete player:

Darron Lee Suspended by NFL

He will be eligible to return to the active roster the day after the regular season ends, just in time to enjoy the off-season -- every Jete enthusiast's favorite time of year!

 

[Tunescribe]

Caption: Hey Mike! You dropped your knife!

 

[reflexblue]

A Bowles movement?

An instant classic, and it was right infront of us all for years.

 

[Tony2046]

" Sam Darnit is the best of the drafted QBs"

" Let the young guys develop..."

" we have tons of cap space to use for next season..."

" 2018 is ours...."

Buahaha

Buahahaha

BUAHAHAHAHA

 

[JetFan79]

" Sam Darnit is the best of the drafted QBs"

" Let the young guys develop..."

" we have tons of cap space to use for next season..."

" 2018 is ours...."

Buahaha

Buahahaha

BUAHAHAHAHA

Oh go grab a guy's junk.