Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Tunescribe]

JeteFans aren't actually normal, healthy football fans.

They're cursed and they know. They're waiting for the second coming of Joe Namath, who actually wasn't very good, but half a century of stony sleep has been vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle. And what rough beast, his hour come round at last, slouches toward Rutherford to be born?

(Nothing to see here... just another dud in a walking boot.)

The walking boot was a deception, just for appearances. What he needs is a head boot but they don't make them square-shaped.

This is worth repeating:

 

[reflexblue]

The walking boot was a deception, just for appearances. What he needs is a head boot but they don't make them square-shaped.

This is worth repeating:

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The rodents have sucked for so long its a wonder that the city and state allows them to put NY before Jetes, its really embarrassing to have a connection to such a low life loser of a team.

 

[Tunescribe]

The rodents have sucked for so long its a wonder that the city and state allows them to put NY before Jetes, its really embarrassing to have a connection to such a low life loser of a team.

I don't equate them with New York, despite drawing their name from Broadway musical West Side Story. Everything about the Jete screams New Jersey, down to the smell.

 

[JetFan79]

This is some funny stuff right here. Can't imagine Cordarrelle ever living this down.

NFL punishes Jets-Patriots junk grabber Cordarrelle Patterson - NY Daily News

NFL punishes Jets-Patriots junk grabber Cordarrelle Patterson

Add encrotchment to the NFL rule book.

The league fined Cordarrelle Patterson $13,369 for unsportsmanlike conduct after the Patriots wideout last week grabbed the junk of Jets defensive end Henry Anderson while the two were caught in a fourth quarter scrum. Anderson said he was not hurt during it all.

“The man was all in my face, trying to put his s–t in my face,” Patterson told reporters after the game. “I tried to move him out of there…. I’m a grown man. I don’t need anybody’s ass and d– and balls in my face.”

Anderson’s fiance, Saryn Rorie, posted a video of the incident on Twitter after the Jets loss and left a message for the Pats player: “Ummmm Henry is mine.”

 

[reflexblue]

I don't equate them with New York, despite drawing their name from Broadway musical West Side Story. Everything about the Jete screams New Jersey, down to the smell.

I see your point, i associate NJ with toxoic wast, loud obnoxious, people and urban rot. This does sound like a discription of a typical jest fan, but i don't think that even NJ would want to be associated with the jete, they wouldn't want to further tarnish the states image.

 

[reflexblue]

This is some funny stuff right here. Can't imagine Cordarrelle ever living this down.

NFL punishes Jets-Patriots junk grabber Cordarrelle Patterson - NY Daily News

NFL punishes Jets-Patriots junk grabber Cordarrelle Patterson

Add encrotchment to the NFL rule book.

The league fined Cordarrelle Patterson $13,369 for unsportsmanlike conduct after the Patriots wideout last week grabbed the junk of Jets defensive end Henry Anderson while the two were caught in a fourth quarter scrum. Anderson said he was not hurt during it all.

“The man was all in my face, trying to put his s–t in my face,” Patterson told reporters after the game. “I tried to move him out of there…. I’m a grown man. I don’t need anybody’s ass and d– and balls in my face.”

Anderson’s fiance, Saryn Rorie, posted a video of the incident on Twitter after the Jets loss and left a message for the Pats player: “Ummmm Henry is mine.”

Brain damage setting in? You already posted about this, last week wants its news back.

 

[Tony2046]

This is some funny stuff right here. Can't imagine Cordarrelle ever living this down.

NFL punishes Jets-Patriots junk grabber Cordarrelle Patterson - NY Daily News

NFL punishes Jets-Patriots junk grabber Cordarrelle Patterson

Add encrotchment to the NFL rule book.

The league fined Cordarrelle Patterson $13,369 for unsportsmanlike conduct after the Patriots wideout last week grabbed the junk of Jets defensive end Henry Anderson while the two were caught in a fourth quarter scrum. Anderson said he was not hurt during it all.

“The man was all in my face, trying to put his s–t in my face,” Patterson told reporters after the game. “I tried to move him out of there…. I’m a grown man. I don’t need anybody’s ass and d– and balls in my face.”

Anderson’s fiance, Saryn Rorie, posted a video of the incident on Twitter after the Jets loss and left a message for the Pats player: “Ummmm Henry is mine.”

Living what down? Not letting someone dangle their junk in his face??

Look we get that you wouldn't mind but most guys would.

 

[TommyD4207]

This is some funny stuff right here. Can't imagine Cordarrelle ever living this down.

Can't imagine the Jets ever living this down:

When will the Jets ever win a championship?

List of New York Jets first-round draft picks - Wikipedia

Jets quarterbacks through the years

New England Patriots vs. New York Jets Results | The Football Database

 

[JetFan79]

Living what down? Not letting someone dangle their junk in his face??

Look we get that you wouldn't mind but most guys would.

Tony... lol c'mon man... step back and think about what you're saying.

So if some guy shoved there junk around you, you'd grab it?

 

[maust]

This is some funny stuff right here. Can't imagine Cordarrelle ever living this down.

Your juvenile obsession notwithstanding in spite of your unwillingness to watch because it doesn't matter for your Jete, do you realize there were actually games played yesterday that do matter? In one of them Patterson, in spite of only having been targeted twice, eclipsed the yardage 'performance' of Jete number one WR Anderson who was targeted 7 times.

Living well is the best revenge but then a Jete fan would have no concept of that.

 

[JetFan79]

Your juvenile obsession notwithstanding in spite of your unwillingness to watch because it doesn't matter for your Jete, do you realize there were actually games played yesterday that do matter? In one of them Patterson, in spite of only having been targeted twice, eclipsed the yardage 'performance' of Jete number one WR Anderson who was targeted 7 times.

Living well is the best revenge but then a Jete fan would have no concept of that.

Two very different things. Pats played well. However that doesn't change the fact Cordarrelle is a really weird/disturbed pervert.

 

[Clonamery]

...Cordarrelle is a really weird/disturbed pervert.

I wouldn't know how anyone would know that watching a football game unless you have insight into "weird/disturbed" perversion that no one else does.

 

[JetFan79]

I wouldn't know how anyone would know that watching a football game unless you have insight into "weird/disturbed" perversion that no one else does.

We live in alternate realities.

See video of the "encrotchment".

 

[reflexblue]

Can't imagine the Jets ever living this down:

When will the Jets ever win a championship?

List of New York Jets first-round draft picks - Wikipedia

Jets quarterbacks through the years

New England Patriots vs. New York Jets Results | The Football Database

The jest are working on getting into the top three in the draft so they can blow another pick.

 

[maust]

I wouldn't know how anyone would know that watching a football game unless you have insight...

A jete fan with insight...bwahahahahahaha
Dude...stop...you're killing me

 

[Fixit]

You know, in the beginning, JetFan wasn't a bad poster at all. I thought he took too much heat, even defended him a time or two. But he has definitely gone full douchebag.

Also, I don't think the lowest low of my life compares to not watching my team's game because Sam-Freakin'-Darnold isn't playing. That feels like a cry for help.

 

[Tunescribe]

This is some funny stuff right here. Can't imagine Cordarrelle ever living this down.

NFL punishes Jets-Patriots junk grabber Cordarrelle Patterson - NY Daily News

NFL punishes Jets-Patriots junk grabber Cordarrelle Patterson

Add encrotchment to the NFL rule book.

The league fined Cordarrelle Patterson $13,369 for unsportsmanlike conduct after the Patriots wideout last week grabbed the junk of Jets defensive end Henry Anderson while the two were caught in a fourth quarter scrum. Anderson said he was not hurt during it all.

“The man was all in my face, trying to put his s–t in my face,” Patterson told reporters after the game. “I tried to move him out of there…. I’m a grown man. I don’t need anybody’s ass and d– and balls in my face.”

Anderson’s fiance, Saryn Rorie, posted a video of the incident on Twitter after the Jets loss and left a message for the Pats player: “Ummmm Henry is mine.”

Tony... lol c'mon man... step back and think about what you're saying.

So if some guy shoved there junk around you, you'd grab it?

Two very different things. Pats played well. However that doesn't change the fact Cordarrelle is a really weird/disturbed pervert.

We live in alternate realities.

See video of the "encrotchment".

How about you take a nice long break from this place and catch up with yourself a bit. Maybe you can watch what you've missed of the Jete starting with the game vs. New England (which you oddly skipped) and reacquaint yourself with your, uh, "team." That should help you prepare for enjoying the off-season (which according to GM Mike Cro-Magnon actually began about four weeks ago). Finishing 3-13 should put them in a decent spot to draft a quarterback.

 

[TB_Helmet]

Dumb question: when did people around here start calling them Jete? Was it when that guy tried to do the chant at the draft and spelled it wrong, or had it already happened before then?

 

[Tunescribe]

Dumb question: when did people around here start calling them Jete? Was it when that guy tried to do the chant at the draft and spelled it wrong, or had it already happened before then?

This was the defining moment. What I love most about it is Jete fans didn't catch the moronic error:

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

@JetFan79 you do realize that Darnold's career is already dead, correct? You seem to be under the impression that actual intelligent people are still waiting to see if he develops into a decent NFL quarterback. For people living in reality, there is absolutely zero chance that he makes it. The Jets have ruined him, if there was even much potential to begin with (and it appears there wasn't based on his horrendous form and decision making.) No amount of hype or green glasses wearing idiots can change that, despite what they say, and you're a sucker if you're actually buying it. All you need to do is watch him play and it's obvious that he is a classic college quarterback whose skills don't translate to the NFL.