Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Tunescribe]

One time many years ago, my dad somehow got a Jets glass from a gas station or something, and gave it to me.

How did you destroy it? Via slingshot or pellet gun? Maybe drop it off a building onto the pavement below and watch it shatter into a hundred tiny pieces, just like Jete fans' hopes?

 

[A Defiant Goose]

I love my whole family from the South dearly, but that does not stop me from absolutely refusing to accept racism.

 

[Tunescribe]

I still don't care about uniforms though.

Is that because the Jete have crap uniforms? What's amazing is when your moronic team wears green pants and green jerseys -- the New Jersey Green Beans -- then blends in with the green turf. Hell, if a player pukes on the field and rolls around in it nobody would even notice.

 

[1960Pats]

They gave Revis a $17.5m golden handshake but their hedging bets and screwing the pooch with new savior "Darold" over a $7.5m AAV rookie deal.

Jete gotta Jete.

Mevis deserved every penny after helping deliver a SB win to his team.

 

[maust]

Here's some good reading for ya Joker...

Cowherd Believes Jets Surpass Pats in Year or Two

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha...
I'm sure that was all very entertaining for Jete fans and it was nice that you included the portion of it that made you all school girl giddy but no Pats fan got much past 'Cowturd believes...' without dissolving into a paroxysm of laughter. That's your brain on the last 50 years of jete, it makes you take the words of someone you wouldn't count on to shine shoes to heart.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

How did you destroy it? Via slingshot or pellet gun? Maybe drop it off a building onto the pavement below and watch it shatter into a hundred tiny pieces, just like Jete fans' hopes?

Well, you know today, in the course of filming it, I would have super-slo mo capability to extend the shot from the real time six seconds to maybe thirty or forty.

And, I'd want to blend images of the butt fumble in there somewhere too. Natch.

 

[Mike the Brit]

And, I'd want to blend images of the butt fumble in there somewhere too. Natch.

Quite right!

The butt fumble makes EVERYTHING better.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Quite right!

The butt fumble makes EVERYTHING better.

"I don't always take time to make fun of the Jets...

...but when I do, I include the butt-fumble"

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I felt like I needed to login to tell you guys yet another story of delusional Jets fans at their dumbest... I was in a NFL chatroom the other day and a wild beastly drooling Jete fan told me: The reign of Brady and New England is over... Thiswill be the season it all ends for Mr. Brady.

Me: *stares at him with stupid grin on my face*

I had no words. Its the same delusion every season.

 

[JetFan79]

I felt like I needed to login to tell you guys yet another story of delusional Jets fans at their dumbest... I was in a NFL chatroom the other day and a wild beastly drooling Jete fan told me: The reign of Brady and New England is over... Thiswill be the season it all ends for Mr. Brady.

Me: *stares at him with stupid grin on my face*

I had no words. Its the same delusion every season.

He lost his LT and his primary taget for 4 games... his numbers will suffer a bit. But I'm sure Bill will keep him protected and TB will still be a top tier QB this season.

 

[Joker]

no...you are dead wrong...as always

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Do I sniff sarcasm from that post? Foolish Jete. Stinky Jete fan

 

[Boomer B]

There can't possibly be an Actual Jet Fan...can there?

 

[IcyPatriot]

Love photos of the great Jete fan Frank Moga ...

Captain Jete.

 

[Tunescribe]

He lost his LT and his primary taget for 4 games... his numbers will suffer a bit. But I'm sure Bill will keep him protected and TB will still be a top tier QB this season.

What insight. Bravo. You might as well state authoritatively that the sky is blue and oceans hold a lot of water.

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[JetFan79]

Do I sniff sarcasm from that post? Foolish Jete. Stinky Jete fan

Nope. I think he'll still be a top 5 QB. Likely top 3.

 

[Clonamery]

Nope. I think he'll still be a top 5 QB. Likely top 3.

Well I hope Darnold is Top 3 for the Jete, there's only 3 QB's on the Jete roster.

 

[Tunescribe]

Nope. I think he'll still be a top 5 QB. Likely top 3.

Did you think long and hard about this? Perhaps do some analysis?