Wanna buy your favorite Patriot Rookie’s Jersey ? Ummm, you might wanna wait.

[fnordcircle]

Do you and Andy go to the same meetings?

I am Andy Johnson.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

No one has mentioned the fact that your favorite rookie may be gone sooner than later.

 

[maust]

I am Andy Johnson.

You don't know that, you're not Bill Belichick

 

[Kontradiction]

He's virtue signalling.

Signaling*

 

[Kontradiction]

That leaves multiple options on the table.

I already mentioned that I’m actually a pre-teen masquerading as a 32 year old man. Now what you guys, and especially fnord, have to ask yourselves is am I really an FBI agent masquerading as a pre-teen?

 

[Clonamery]

I'm sick of his gaslighting whataboutism.

Ohhhh, I thought you were gaslighting myopinionism.

 

[Clonamery]

No one has mentioned the fact that your favorite rookie may be gone sooner than later.

No elitism here...we love all rookies equally.

 

[borisman]

That #51 Michel jersey might be worth something.

 

[Triumph]

This one looks real good

Too bad the logo stinks.

 

[Triumph]

I have a road Brady jersey that somebody game me. A road Tippet jersey that I bought on clearance and was too good to pass up. And, a red Brady practice jersey off ebay that was cheap too.

I basically only wear the red Brady practice at road games because I want to stand out and let the team know Im out there.

 

[Triumph]

 

[Galeb]

Well I’m a morbidly obese middle aged man with the brain of a pre-teen, so I fit in perfectly.

That's so hawt.

 

[Galeb]

Too bad the logo stinks.

Haven't used this one in a few months.

 

[maust]

Too bad the logo stinks.

There's low hanging fruit and then there's what's already laying on the ground.
It's sad when you mail it in.

 

[Tunescribe]

I am Andy Johnson.

I'd like to see some verification. Link?

 

[Clonamery]

I am Andy Johnson.

I thought you were Andy Kaufman's son, close enough I guess.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

No elitism here...we love all rookies equally.

True. Sad to say it but a few of them will be working somewhere else in a few weeks.

 

[maust]

No elitism here...we love all rookies equally.

Which is to say they are all equally desireable and disposable

 

[primetime]

Could be worse than Kontra's faux 32 year old character, could be a man pretending to be a woman which I'm like 99% sure exists on this forum

 

[Kontradiction]

Could be worse than Kontra's faux 32 year old character, could be a man pretending to be a woman which I'm like 99% sure exists on this forum

I could also be a woman who may be a pre-teen FBI agent masquerading as a 32 year old man. And I’m a slut.