Wanna buy your favorite Patriot Rookie’s Jersey ? Ummm, you might wanna wait.

[Tunescribe]

If only you were a morbidly obese pre-teen I'd be slaughtering your inbox right now with **** pics.

Gross!

 

[fnordcircle]

Gross!

I identify as a sexual predator, you intolerant prick!

 

[Clonamery]

If only you were a morbidly obese pre-teen I'd be slaughtering your inbox right now with **** pics.

Like this?

 

[JarOfMayo51]

I swore off Jersey's for any player on the Patriots lol

Eugene Wilson was my first.. he left via FA
Deion Branch was my 2nd... he was traded like 6 months later
Ben Watson was my 3rd... left for FA a year later

Never buying a jersey again, too much turnover in this league

 

[scout]

I'm not a pre-teen or a morbidly obese middle-aged dork so I don't buy jerseys anymore. If I did, I especially wouldn't buy them for this team for anyone outside of Brady.

Reminds me of Robert Smith talking about "men" wearing NFL named jerseys. He questioned why anyone "older" would wear his jersey with his name.

 

[Tunescribe]

I identify as a sexual predator, you intolerant prick!

Gross, as well as insulting!

 

[fnordcircle]

Gross, as well as insulting!

The plot twist is that my real fetish is being abused on discussion boards.

 

[Clonamery]

The plot twist is that my real fetish is being abused on discussion boards.

Aha! You're Bill Belichick!

 

[Tunescribe]

Like this?

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That's Moby. THIS is ****:

http://cimg.tvgcdn.net/i/r/2014/08/08/dbdb7a4b-5cff-4317-ae77-09d04b4c16f6/thumbnail/660x960/9888b62ccf1062f311db635dc3bdc51e/140807mag-****-cavett1.jpg

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

You, uh...when you bought the team, you decided to keep the replacement logo and uniforms, which were not popular with long time fans, and really...honestly I find aesthetically abhorrent...and which are pretty much insulting to all of the players, coaches and fans who supported and rooted for the team for thirty-three years...Uh, I've seen a letter you wrote in which you say "I too prefer the old logo"...

Robert, can you explain why the Patriots have looked the way they look for a quarter century now?

"Well, I'm the boss. What I say goes. I agreed that it was time for a change, a fresh start. We decided to move on to the future."

So...are you expecting that apology from the NFL for the deflated balls mega scandal anytime soon?

 

[Clonamery]

That's Moby. THIS is ****:

http://cimg.tvgcdn.net/i/r/2014/08/08/dbdb7a4b-5cff-4317-ae77-09d04b4c16f6/thumbnail/660x960/9888b62ccf1062f311db635dc3bdc51e/140807mag-****-cavett1.jpg

This is Moby:



This is ****:

 

[fnordcircle]

Wait. We're just gonna let @KontradictioN 's peak hipster autist comment go unchallenged?

Hey, f you buddy, I love buying jerseys.

 

[Crazy Patriot Guy]

The plot twist is that my real fetish is being abused on discussion boards.

 

[Clonamery]

Wait. We're just gonna let @KontradictioN 's peak hipster autist comment go unchallenged?

Hey, f you buddy, I love buying jerseys.

I plan on running for political office next year and I can't have a history of chatting with pre-teens.

 

[Tunescribe]

I plan on running for political office next year and I can't have a history of chatting with pre-teens.

AHA! NOW we know what you're doing here. All those posts disparaging the detestable Jete are meant to curry favor with sensible rank-and-file common folk.

 

[fnordcircle]

sensible rank-and-file common folk.

Sensible? That's a statistically insignificant portion of our voting age citizens. What a loser strategy.

 

[Tunescribe]

Sensible? That's a statistically insignificant portion of our voting age citizens. What a loser strategy.

OK, you tell me: if you were running for political office, would you endeavor to cultivate Jete fans or non-Jete fans? I rest my case.

 

[maust]

The plot twist is that my real fetish is being abused on discussion boards.

Do you and Andy go to the same meetings?

 

[SEA_Pat]

Wait. We're just gonna let @KontradictioN 's peak hipster autist comment go unchallenged?

Hey, f you buddy, I love buying jerseys.

He's virtue signalling.

 

[fnordcircle]

He's virtue signalling.

I'm sick of his gaslighting whataboutism.