Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

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Link: 2018 Season Tickets - New York Jets

Unbelievably, the Jete have 24 (!) DIFFERENT PRICE LEVELS for season tickets! Paying to get kicked in the balls 10 times a year never was more complicated. But now, with newly REDUCED PRICING, Jersey hillbillies can pay as little as $600 each for a full season's worth of self-inflicted abuse. Amazing.

Good point, they PAY to get abused. Year, after year, aftr year,after year after year,after year,etc etc.etc

 

[Bill Lee]

Manish Mehta‏ Verified account @MMehtaNYDN 9h 9 hours ago
So, this offseason the @NYJets have signed the top QB, RB and WR from the 2016 Browns that went 1-15.

A new law of nature: Suck attracts suck?

 

[maust]

A new law of nature: Suck attracts suck?

That's one take on it. I was thinking Pryor was on a personal journey to complete the quadfecta of NFL dysfunction. Oakland, Cleveland, Washington and now he has hit the mother load of ineptitude and signed with Jete.

 

[Joker]

A new law of nature: Suck attracts suck?

Wait! You mean the entire team has contracted SUCKATRACKS?

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

The Jete. How can it even be plausible a team can be so embarrassing for almost fifty seasons? True, they won a ring uhhhh even if it technically was an exhibition game, but truly besides that its been **** ontop of more ****. Even when there is a glimmer of hope for their fans like a miracle postseason birth or an upset victory over us, time and time again they end up letting their delusional fans down.

In 2018 we will likely enjoy 10+ wins while the Jete will struggle to not have a losing record. Thats just the Jete way.

 

[BTTA]

Link: 2018 Season Tickets - New York Jets

Unbelievably, the Jete have 24 (!) DIFFERENT PRICE LEVELS for season tickets! Paying to get kicked in the balls 10 times a year never was more complicated. But now, with newly REDUCED PRICING, Jersey hillbillies can pay as little as $600 each for a full season's worth of self-inflicted abuse. Amazing.

But it is all made OK by these precious moments: Jets Traditions - New York Jets

 

[Tunescribe]

But it is all made OK by these precious moments: Jets Traditions - New York Jets

Yearly entries to the fans' hall of fame. Odd. They should call it the hall of suckers.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

It must be tough to be a Jets fan. They look in their own building and the Giants have 4 (?) championships. They look to the north and they see the Patriots with a guy who resigned as "HC of the NYJ" on a napkin with 5 Lombardis and what seems like a perennial seat in the AFC Championship game. They could look to the South and comfort themselves with, "well at least those guys in Philly have never won the Super Bowl". Whoops, even that is gone now. Now all they have are 50 year old memories, back to when LBJ was President ( end of his term but still- 10 Presidents ago). What percent of the population was even alive back them. I am guessing less than half..........

 

[JetFan79]

It must be tough to be a Jets fan. They look in their own building and the Giants have 4 (?) championships. They look to the north and they see the Patriots with a guy who resigned as "HC of the NYJ" on a napkin with 5 Lombardis and what seems like a perennial seat in the AFC Championship game. They could look to the South and comfort themselves with, "well at least those guys in Philly have never won the Super Bowl". Whoops, even that is gone now. Now all they have are 50 year old memories, back to when LBJ was President ( end of his term but still- 10 Presidents ago). What percent of the population was even alive back them. I am guessing less than half..........

Patsfanin Philly? Man, talk about tough. Musta been a rough February for ya.

 

[micronin127]

This was supposed to be the year for the Jete. Suck in 2017 and draft a QB of the future in 2018.

They certainly sucked in 2017. Credit where it is due. But, they took a clown car situation at QB and made it worse by re-signing McCown and signing Bridgewater. McCown turns 39 on July 4th. They are still holding on to Petty, who looked to be developing into a potential backup. And Hackenberg... that guy sucks, letting him practice keeps everyone on the sideline frosty since you never know where the ball will land.

So, when they draft a QB at #3 in the first round, that will make 5 quarterbacks. 5! And the QB they draft will be a guy two other teams didn't want.

What is the plan here? That is way too many arms in camp to develop simultaneously. And it isn't like the culture in the locker room will make things OK. The only culture in that locker room is fungus...

Maybe they'll draft a RB. That would be classic Jete.

 

[Tunescribe]

Patsfanin Philly? Man, talk about tough. Musta been a rough February for ya.

Stop trolling. That's got nothing to do with the factual observations of his post.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Patsfanin Philly? Man, talk about tough. Musta been a rough February for ya.

You mean driving around the Delaware Valley with a Patriot license plate and Pats decals on the back of my SUV???? I took loads of crap from people who wonder why I am not an Eagles fan despite living here for 30 plus years. My response, " If you move to Dallas/NY or DC, are you going to become a Cowboy/Giants/Redskin fan?" Then they get it..
The day after NFCCG I took my Jeep to Jiffy Lube for an oil change ( days are gone when I would do it myself). Pull in and the guy makes small talk " how bout them Eagles" yatta yatta .. Five minutes later he sees the decal/plate and comes into a crowded waiting room and asks in aloud voice, " you're a Pats fan?" Place got quiet but when I gave my standard retort, it was all good.....

.... I took the SB loss with a grain of salt. My kids are Eagles fans ( having been born here and converted from Pats fans when little despite my efforts) as are my BIL and nephews so I'm glad for them.... I gave the Giselle answer, " you have to let somebody else win once in a while" and beside we already won five.....

Oh crap, it's snowing again.... They did say the Eagles would win the Super Bowl when hell froze over so I guess they were correct....

EDIT- sorry to go OT, Jets still s*ck....

 

[Mike the Brit]

Short answer: better a Pats fan in Philly than a JETE fan in New York.

 

[JetFan79]

You mean driving around the Delaware Valley with a Patriot license plate and Pats decals on the back of my SUV???? I took loads of crap from people who wonder why I am not an Eagles fan despite living here for 30 plus years. My response, " If you move to Dallas/NY or DC, are you going to become a Cowboy/Giants/Redskin fan?" Then they get it..
The day after NFCCG I took my Jeep to Jiffy Lube for an oil change ( days are gone when I would do it myself). Pull in and the guy makes small talk " how bout them Eagles" yatta yatta .. Five minutes later he sees the decal/plate and comes into a crowded waiting room and asks in aloud voice, " you're a Pats fan?" Place got quiet but when I gave my standard retort, it was all good.....

.... I took the SB loss with a grain of salt. My kids are Eagles fans ( having been born here and converted from Pats fans when little despite my efforts) as are my BIL and nephews so I'm glad for them.... I gave the Giselle answer, " you have to let somebody else win once in a while" and beside we already won five.....

Oh crap, it's snowing again.... They did say the Eagles would win the Super Bowl when hell froze over so I guess they were correct....

EDIT- sorry to go OT, Jets still s*ck....

Nice. At least ya live up to being a real fan. I have a Jets plate from the DMV and used to have a massive decal on the whole rear window. Was kinda fun driving around Boston like that.

It's fun seeing others on the road with decals or plates of other teams. Especially if the teams played each other that week or are about to have a big matchup.

Does suck seeing them after a loss though. Usually get a laugh or quick honk.

I'm sure Philly rubbed it in a bit after the game as you were driving around.

 

[JetFan79]

Short answer: better a Pats fan in Philly than a JETE fan in New York.

Being in Jersey regardless of team is the best option.

 

[Tunescribe]

Being in Jersey regardless of team is the best option.

If you indeed have options, being in Jersey is a nonstarter.

 

[JetFan79]

If you indeed have options, being in Jersey is a nonstarter.

There's no better option. Sandwiched between NYC and Philly so you can go to either in under and hour. The shore, AC and Poconos all within easy driving. Great schools, diversity, jobs, suburban living with city life nearby...

And of course the Jets, Yanks n Devils. Can't be beat.

 

[Tunescribe]

The shore,

Great schools,

What happened in your case?

And of course the Jets can't be beat.

diversity,

 

[JetFan79]

What happened in your case?

Jersey Shore cast were Brooklyn fools. Had to deal with their types regularly.

 

[Bill Lee]

Short answer: better a Pats fan in Philly the only woman on a Greek freighter than a JETE fan in New York.

Fixed it for ya! ( Ref: I'd rather be the only woman on a Greek freighter. )