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This is funny but in reality it's backwards.

The NFL is the Evil Empire.

We're the good guys. Bill Belichick is Obi-Wan Kenobi. Tom Brady is Poe Dameron. Steve Grogan is Luke Skywalker.

Bob Kraft is Anakin. Good but seduced by the Dark Side.
 
No, the Pats are evil with their "All your Lombardi are belong to us" attitude. So says the rest of the NFL galaxy.

Regards,
Chris
 
No, the Pats are evil with their "All your Lombardi are belong to us" attitude. So says the rest of the NFL galaxy.

Regards,
Chris
Evil is bad, Patriots are good. Patriots have The Force on their side. Goodell, his henchmen and their scheming ways represent The Dark Side.
 
This scene still gives me goosebumps.

Love the Chiefs arrow turning to Choke.
 
I liked it, simple but effective, and obviously right on point with its message.
 
I love the narrative you see everywhere now that the NFL is rigged for the Patriots.
Chaos reigns everywhere NFL's first four playoff games ALL see double-digit ratings drop compared to last season's wildcard round

The product I saw in those 4 games was amateurish at best. The patriots are the only professional organisation in the playoffs.
 
This is funny but in reality it's backwards.

The NFL is the Evil Empire.

We're the good guys. Bill Belichick is Obi-Wan Kenobi. Tom Brady is Poe Dameron. Steve Grogan is Luke Skywalker.

Bob Kraft is Anakin. Good but seduced by the Dark Side.
Brady is Poe?? Look I like Poe but Brady should be a Jedi at the very least. Maybe Belichick as Yoda, Brady as Obi-Wan?
 
This is funny but in reality it's backwards.

The NFL is the Evil Empire.

We're the good guys. Bill Belichick is Obi-Wan Kenobi. Tom Brady is Poe Dameron. Steve Grogan is Luke Skywalker.

Bob Kraft is Anakin. Good but seduced by the Dark Side.

Patricia is Chewbacca.

Ernie Adams is C3PO

Ben Volin is Jar-Jar Binks
 
Evil is bad, Patriots are good. Patriots have The Force on their side. Goodell, his henchmen and their scheming ways represent The Dark Side.
I don't know. I saw the single reactor ignition tested on Atlanta in February. Blew that fanbase to smithereens.

Regards,
Chris
 
That video was amazing.

Yeah I think of us as the Evil Empire, like it or not. When our offense is clicking and healthy, it's the Death Star. A massive weapon systematically and unemotionally destroying everything in its path. Yeah it has a weakness (a good interior pass rush) but that weakness is rarely exploited, and if it is, we just build another one.

To think of the Pats as a bunch of plucky rebels is wishful thinking. We are the dominant force in the NFL universe. That video says it all.
 
I don't know. I saw the single reactor ignition tested on Atlanta in February. Blew that fanbase to smithereens.

Regards,
Chris
Think about it: the Patriots were on a mission vs. Evildell's Empire of the Shield to right the banishment of Jedi Brady. With such powerful forces in play, there are bound to be collateral casualties.
 
Brady has to be Anakin. Seduced to the dark side by Lord Hoodie with the promise of immortality via the dark side of the force (avacodo ice cream and kale smoothies). Moss or Rodney would make a good Bobba Fett bounty hunter.

Unfortunately Eli is probably Luke with his plucky band of rebel scum (Giants) that blew up our Death Star in 07. Then they rebuilt it in 11, just to have that little prick blow it up again. And that bucked tooth Michael Strahan would make a good Chewbacca.
 
This scene still gives me goosebumps.

Love the Chiefs arrow turning to Choke.
How more of the hardcore Star Wars fans don’t like that movie is beyond me. I put it behind “Empire Strikes Back”.
 
Brady has to be Anakin. Seduced to the dark side by Lord Hoodie with the promise of immortality via the dark side of the force (avacodo ice cream and kale smoothies). Moss or Rodney would make a good Bobba Fett bounty hunter.

Unfortunately Eli is probably Luke with his plucky band of rebel scum (Giants) that blew up our Death Star in 07. Then they rebuilt it in 11, just to have that little prick blow it up again. And that bucked tooth Michael Strahan would make a good Chewbacca.

I can just hear Eli whining about not being able to pick up the power converters.
 
Thank you for bringing this glorious video into my life. I can’t wait to show my son tomorrow morning LMAO.
 
Joe Kerr goes old school....

 
How more of the hardcore Star Wars fans don’t like that movie is beyond me. I put it behind “Empire Strikes Back”.
I'm as hard core as it gets. I love Rogue One!


This video should have just ended with us/Vader slaughtering the competition no need for Goodell escape. But the football Star Wars combo is enough for me to let it slide.
 
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