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Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

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Yes..YOU are a Jete fan...yes...YOU are a pathetic bizarro clown cheap imitation of Charlie Brown...a cartoon character...YOU and your entire pathetic life are nothing short of a cosmic riddle. WHY do you even exist? What could possibly be your function in the universe? To outsuck a black hole?

No one ever on planet earth has witnessed the complete futility and outright massive suckage of the green stool goblins.
 
"Hey, remember that play at the end of the half where Kansas City threw it short to a guy and he runs 50 yards into the end zone untouched? Let's do that."
I think that pass was supposed to go to Anderson #11 with Kearse and Jenkins blocking
 


I don't know why this team keeps surprising me with mind numbing stupidity. This is almost equal to the Colts punt formation play. Wow.
 
Nothing really matches up with that fake punt. By far the most ridiculous playcall I've ever seen.
 
The Jete think they need a quarterback, but their offense wasn't the problem yesterday. Looks like they could use a safety in the next draft who can handle the likes of a Cam Newton. Anyway, this is what Green Beans fans get after bye week:

 
I admit I didn't think much about yesterday's Jets lost to the Panthers. It seemed like a run of the mill, standard issue loss that Jets fans would be used to by now. But according to Joe and Evan this was the "no doubt" the "worst loss in years". Only Jets fans will be able to parse the thousand degrees of misery, but it's an entertaining listen.

 
The Jete think they need a quarterback, but their offense wasn't the problem yesterday. Looks like they could use a safety in the next draft who can handle the likes of a Cam Newton. Anyway, this is what Green Beans fans get after bye week:


Ndomukong Suh's position coach is HAWT.
 

That thread is a cluster f*** of opinions that started last season and are still rolling.

"Fire Bowles"

"Keep Bowles"

"Tank"

"Don't tank just develop"

"Bench Fitzpatrick" "Bench McCown but he played great last week"

"Tank the season for the first pick in the draft" "But fire MacCagnan and Bowles because the Jete suck"

So my interpretation is that the GM and the HC will lose their jobs because the Jete didn't suck the way they should have. I'm not sure if that means they should have sucked more or less and I don't think they know either.
 
Giants fans are going to love rooting for Geno Smith!

Just ask this Jete fan his opinion.....classy as ever of course. (NSFW)



Thank you.

If ever anyone wants to say the JETE fans don't deserve their suffering, they should just watch this guy again.
 
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