Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[1960Pats]

huh?...wha?

It must be Jetese.

 

[1960Pats]

Suck for Suck. Sounds like a good t-shirt for those jete fans.

Its funny. We have been to 9 Superbowls. We have won 5. The Jets are still looking for dance #2. Something we accomplished PRE BRADY

The really sucky part for them is that the man who was in charge when the Pats drafted Brady was the Jete HC before that for less than a minute and knew how much that was going to suck.

 

[Bill Lee]

It's must be unbearable.

Yep, just like a...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

You win just from the Bruce reference alone.

The draft phone slams, the Jersey JEST way
Like a vision he dances across the stage and Bill Parcells pays
"Chad Pennington looks kind of nerdy
But he's younger than Testaverde"
Don't pass him up first round,
What else will be there later on?

Don't give up on Chad yet, it might not be time to cut bait...
Three coaches later, let noodle-arm go in 2000 and late
Show a little faith, Brett Favre's on the scene,
"He's gonna play five more years wearing green!"
22 more interceptions, but the next year's draft will be obscene...

You can hide 'neath your covered spreads and study your pain
Make crosses from your quarterbacks, til they throw passes, not the game...
Waste your summer praying in vain
For a savior to rise in 09
Well now Sanchez is there at fifth overall
Wrecks Ryan likes his feet and is thinkin' bout an overhaul
It's another off-season super bowl,
Hey, what can the JETE do now,
Except roll down the window and smell the chemicals in the air
Well the division's busted open, Mark Sanchez can take us anywhere
Wrecks believes his own hype is true,
And puts Sanchez on a tattoo,
But the Patriots tattoed you, again

Oh oh eat a goddam snack,
We're ridin out tonight to case the promised quarterback
Oh oh oh oh, Blunder Road,
Oh Blunder Road,
Oh Blunder Road
Lyin' out there at number 39,
Geno Smith could be the answer, after butt-fumble time
Oh oh oh oh Blunder Road,
Draft right, pure gold, Blunder Road

Well the Jete put their faith again in ESPN draft talk,
But the team trailed the pack, broke another quarterback, And could never walk the walk
from the bottom of the pack to the top
Those damn Patriots can't be stopped
And I know you're lonely for rings that we keep winnin',
But offseason's coming, when all the promises you'll be spinnin'
There were ghosts in the eyes of all the fans you've driven away
They're on that potholed toll-road where your fans get old
Down East Rutherford Way
You wail your QB names in the street,
Their game-worn jerseys in rags at your feet
And in predictable threads in off-season,
You'll win (or lose) it all, and Hack is the reason,
But when the games start the hope is gone, on the wind
So JEST fans climb in,
It's a town full of losers, delusionally hopin' you'll win.

[anthemic sax riff forever]

 

[Bill Lee]

Guess what? WE DO NOT CARE! Your pipe-dream hopes, fantasies and delusions are of no interest to ANYONE in this thread but YOU. You are wasting your time.

So true. Reading JeteFan69's posts are like reading a farmer's story of examining a pile of horse **** and saying, "Gee look, I found a piece of corn that passed through intact, want to try it?" Nope, he can keep his pile of horse **** and he can keep whatever kernels of corn he can pluck out of it, we're not interested.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

So true. Reading JeteFan69's posts are like reading a farmer's story of examining a pile of horse **** and saying, "Gee look, I found a piece of corn that passed through intact, want to try it?" Nope, he can keep his pile of horse **** and he can keep whatever kernels of corn he can pluck out of it, we're not interested.

Ye of little faith.

Where we see and smell a steaming pile of ****, they see fertilizer.

"Well hey there mister can you tell me, tell me what's happened to the seeds I've sown
Can you give me a reason sir, as to why they've never grown..."

 

[Tunescribe]

Shoosh. I was discussing with Bacon.

He doesn't care about your nonsense either.

 

[JetFan79]

The draft phone slams, the Jersey JEST way
Like a vision he dances across the stage and Bill Parcells pays
"Chad Pennington looks kind of nerdy
But he's younger than Testaverde"
Don't pass him up first round,
What else will be there later on?

Don't give up on Chad yet, it might not be time to cut bait...
Three coaches later, let noodle-arm go in 2000 and late
Show a little faith, Brett Favre's on the scene,
"He's gonna play five more years wearing green!"
22 more interceptions, but the next year's draft will be obscene...

You can hide 'neath your covered spreads and study your pain
Make crosses from your quarterbacks, til they throw passes, not the game...
Waste your summer praying in vain
For a savior to rise in 09
Well now Sanchez is there at fifth overall
Wrecks Ryan likes his feet and is thinkin' bout an overhaul
It's another off-season super bowl,
Hey, what can the JETE do now,
Except roll down the window and smell the chemicals in the air
Well the division's busted open, Mark Sanchez can take us anywhere
Wrecks believes his own hype is true,
And puts Sanchez on a tattoo,
But the Patriots tattoed you, again

Oh oh eat a goddam snack,
We're ridin out tonight to case the promised quarterback
Oh oh oh oh, Blunder Road,
Oh Blunder Road,
Oh Blunder Road
Lyin' out there at number 39,
Geno Smith could be the answer, after butt-fumble time
Oh oh oh oh Blunder Road,
Draft right, pure gold, Blunder Road

Well the Jete put their faith again in ESPN draft talk,
But the team trailed the pack, broke another quarterback, And could never walk the walk
from the bottom of the pack to the top
Those damn Patriots can't be stopped
And I know you're lonely for rings that we keep winnin',
But offseason's coming, when all the promises you'll be spinnin'
There were ghosts in the eyes of all the fans you've driven away
They're on that potholed toll-road where your fans get old
Down East Rutherford Way
You wail your QB names in the street,
Their game-worn jerseys in rags at your feet
And in predictable threads in off-season,
You'll win (or lose) it all, and Hack is the reason,
But when the games start the hope is gone, on the wind
So JEST fans climb in,
It's a town full of losers, delusionally hopin' you'll win.

[anthemic sax riff forever]

Damn you're good! Got my vote for POTY so far.



@Tunescribe, take some lessons man.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Damn you're good! Got my vote for POTY so far.



@Tunescribe, take some lessons man.

Feel free to post it over on the JEST forum

 

[JetFan79]

Feel free to post it over on the JEST forum

Ha, yeah... no. Don't think it'd go over well.

Maybe when we're winless in November for some comic relief.

 

[The Gr8est]

I thought he was gonna be around for a while. Never figured he'd be a Peyton or anything. But after his early success, I figured we were looking at a solid mid-tier QB.

Oh well. And now we're ready to try again in 2018.

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On a related note, I have a question for you tech experts.

Is it possible to overuse a post and have the bits go stale?

 

[Clonamery]

Is it possible to overuse a post and have the bits go stale?

That's what she said.

 

[Clonamery]

Ha, yeah... no. Don't think it'd go over well.

Maybe when we're winless in November for some comic relief.

Here's some comedy from another Jete bete writer:
Desperate Jets play dangerous game by tanking for 2018 QB

"...the Jets have been dealing with fool's gold for a half-century."

 

[JetFan79]

Here's some comedy from another Jete bete writer:
Desperate Jets play dangerous game by tanking for 2018 QB

"...the Jets have been dealing with fool's gold for a half-century."

Gotta get clicks and sell papers somehow. In NY the formula is to praise the Giants and trash the Jets.

Sports "writers" are only for the casual fan nowadays. Someone who watches a game every few weeks and may not know many of the starters on their team. For them sports writers give a decent way to stay up to date with things.

But it's a dying profession. If someone watches most games and either follows twitter or some place that feeds news by the minute... what good are sports reporters?

Sports reporter = just another dumbass giving their opinion.

 

[Tony2046]

Sports reporter = just another dumbass giving their opinion.

IOW, typical Jete.

 

[Clonamery]

Gotta get clicks and sell papers somehow. In NY the formula is to praise the Giants and trash the Jets.

Sports "writers" are only for the casual fan nowadays. Someone who watches a game every few weeks and may not know many of the starters on their team. For them sports writers give a decent way to stay up to date with things.

But it's a dying profession. If someone watches most games and either follows twitter or some place that feeds news by the minute... what good are sports reporters?

Sports reporter = just another dumbass giving their opinion.

Yeah, it's one thing to be contrarian when your team is winning(both were on the Rex gravy train) and it's another when you suck and they give you the proof and you stick your head in the sand and dream of D'Nile river. Good luck with the next half-century.

 

[JetFan79]

Yeah, it's one thing to be contrarian when your team is winning(both were on the Rex gravy train) and it's another when you suck and they give you the proof and you stick your head in the sand and dream of D'Nile river. Good luck with the next half-century.

"Fake News" in my best blowhard voice.

 

[Tony2046]

"Fake News" in my best blowhard voice.

You're incapable of deciphering fake news from real news.

Tank = first pick = 2018 Super Bowl is about as Fake News as you can get.

It's incredible that you think that that's a possibility except for the time you posted an orgasmic post over a 127 yard preseason performance.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Common Jete Fan problem... delusions of adequacy

 

[Joker]

huh? JETE fool's gold?....oh, yeah...now I remember...