Portnoy ups the towels to 70000

[goheels22002]

Thanks for the insight, care to share a link now?

Here you go: BAR STOOL SPORTS

 

[jimnance]

I wouldn't be so sure. Kraft might well allow it as a gesture to all the fans. He can either "ride the wave" and up his stock, or end up being the guy who farts in church.

What's wrong with farting in church?

 

[XLIX]

What's wrong with farting in church?

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

[jimnance]

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Even better. Give me some elbow/breathing room. That is,if I actually went to church. Weddings/funerals.

 

[Jackson 2]

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

And if he farts more than once he might end up sitting in his own "ewwww!"...

 

[woolster22]

Sidewalks are public right aways. Handing out towels to wipe sweat in a late summer opener is a heartfelt gesture of charity. If they aren't being sold, no qualm with law enforcement. You dont need a license to hand out gifts.

The above is verified by a practicing lawyer. I'll leave it at that.

 

[PatsDeb]

Yes, but the Patriot fans already hate him.

Now he doesn't have to deal with people talking about his "return to Foxborough". Since he already came back.

I'm not sure how he could think that. Many, many season ticket holders (myself included) do not attend preseason games because the hassle of getting there on a weekday night during rush hour, only to see the starters play one series (or worse, as was apparently the case the other night) is not worth it. I never go and usually I can't even give the tix away. If he thinks his surprise "return" during a preseason game where many ardent fans were missing will be the same as, or dull the sting of his return on opening night, he's got another thing coming.

 

[102 Pat]

I'm hoping some of these towels wind up on eBAY at a decent price, I'd love to have one...but we know that isn't going to happen...

 

[fourhour]

Here you go: BAR STOOL SPORTS

Gee thanks but it would've been easier if PF74 did that instead of the sarcastic reply. And again, no towels available. I really would like the full page ad for a souvenier to go with all the other full page cut-outs from the Worcester Telegram that I've collected during these dynasty years. It was just a suggestion that I hoped would catch some ears.

 

[Clonamery]

The above is verified by a practicing lawyer. I'll leave it at that.

How was the Holiday Inn Express last night?

 

[Nehalem]

I'm not sure how he could think that. Many, many season ticket holders (myself included) do not attend preseason games because the hassle of getting there on a weekday night during rush hour, only to see the starters play one series (or worse, as was apparently the case the other night) is not worth it. I never go and usually I can't even give the tix away. If he thinks his surprise "return" during a preseason game where many ardent fans were missing will be the same as, or dull the sting of his return on opening night, he's got another thing coming.

Its not so much the affect on Patsfans.

Its the affect on story lines. Goodell's "return to NE" will no longer be a story line leading up to or during the game as he has already returned.

 

[PatsDeb]

Its not so much the affect on Patsfans.

Its the affect on story lines. Goodell's "return to NE" will no longer be a story line leading up to or during the game as he has already returned.

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. It was never going to be much of a story prior to the actual game anyway. The day of the game and during it, I expect it will be a big story. I don't really care as, as I have stated before, I am wearing a clown shirt (and holding up a towel, if I can snag one) for ME, to show Fraudger and the NFL my displeasure at the circus they created in framing the best player they have ever seen, Tom Brady. I'm also certain Brady will like the show of support from the fans, even if he can't admit it publicly. We'll just have to see.

 

[supafly]

Its not so much the affect on Patsfans.

Its the affect on story lines. Goodell's "return to NE" will no longer be a story line leading up to or during the game as he has already returned.

He's going to pretend that he returned, but everyone knows that he didn't *really* return yet.

Kind of like the Michael Jackson thing they do in Vegas.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

How was the Holiday Inn Express last night?

He didn't say the Lawyer was any good, just that he was practicing...everybody has to practice, right?

 

[n6249c]

And if he farts more than once he might end up sitting in his own "ewwww!"...

peee ewwww

 

[woolster22]

Practicing lawyer, you have a right to be on sidewalks...as long as you arent impeding flow. They are a public space. Selling an item requires a permit.

Edit: (practicing lawyer is family) foxboro bylaws re frontage, ft from roadway, width, etc need to be researched.

 

[woolster22]

By the way, in the original article, contact [email protected] if you want to help hand them out. Per the barstool link, this cant be done on kraft property (lots 10, 11, etc).

As I mentioned before we need help handing these out. We will not be on Patriot property distributing them. We have a storage facility which has graciously offered to store the towels for us. We need volunteers to grab boxes from us and distribute to people you are tailgating with. Every man helps a man. It’s Patriot Nation vs. Goodell. The North Remembers. We always will. If you can help the cause send [email protected] an email and he will give you the logistics. 70K towels is a ton to give away so we need as many volunteers as we can get. Again email [email protected]

Barstool Sports

 

[Jlaff]

Portnoy is a marketing genius

Agreed, this could turn into the Patriot's version of the terrible towel for a year or two. Imagine how many he would sell if it took off like that.

 

[signbabybrady]

By the way, in the original article, contact [email protected] if you want to help hand them out. Per the barstool link, this cant be done on kraft property (lots 10, 11, etc).



Barstool Sports

To clarify Pres can't sit there and hand out 70,000 at the gate but what they want is for people to grab mass amounts to bring back themselves to distribute where and how they want and at this point parking lots would be fine.

Basically grab 100-1000 off site and bring back for everyone parked in your area.

Hit up [email protected] to volunteer. I'll be bringing a bunch in.

 

[Patjew]

One towel everyone knows the rules.