Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[Pats Fanatic]

 

[Mike the Brit]

This is an absolutely OUTSTANDING video. The clips are perfect and the commentary superb. How often do you find someone who can curse with the artistry of a drill sergeant and use the word "microcosm" correctly?

 

[reflexblue]

Was watching mike and mike this morning, all of a sudden the camera panned over the audience and there was someone wearing Jest gear and i thought WTF is he doing there, he looks out of place. The super bowl and jest just don't go together

 

[The Gr8est]

Was watching mike and mike this morning, all of a sudden the camera panned over the audience and there was someone wearing Jest gear and i thought WTF is he doing there? He looks out of place. The super bowl and jest just don't go together

Maybe it was the Omissioner?

 

[Bill Lee]

Outstanding! We should add this to Post #1 of this thread, and all future Jets Suck threads too!

I loved the draft pics segment:

WE WANT SAPP!!! WE WANT SAPP!!! WE WANT SAPP!!!

... The Jets Select Tight End Kyle Brady, Penn State!

 

[Mike the Brit]

It's a long time till kick-off and the nervousness about what the Football Gods have in store can be hard to handle. But one thing is certain: the Jets S*U*C*K!

 

[Bill Lee]

It's a long time till kick-off and the nervousness about what the Football Gods have in store can be hard to handle. But one thing is certain: the Jets S*U*C*K!

The Jets fans are nervous, too. The battle for the off-season championship starts Monday!

 

[Mike the Brit]

The Jets fans are nervous, too. The battle for the off-season championship starts Monday!

I find it hard to believe that there are people who'd rather post about what nitwits like Marshall Faulk or T.J. Ward say about the Patriots than watch that classic video for the fourteenth time.

 

[1960Pats]

Wow, I should charge for counseling.

Bet you feel much better now after venting. Glad I could help.

I wouldn't trust his help JF79. He showed us he's delusional when he said the Jets are a 'below average' team.

 

[Mike the Brit]

The Jets fans are nervous, too. The battle for the off-season championship starts Monday!

In dorm rooms across the nation, large, athletic young men are praying: dear Lord, please don't let me be drafted by the Jets.

 

[1960Pats]

Outstanding! We should add this to Post #1 of this thread, and all future Jets Suck threads too!

I loved the draft pics segment:

They were so happy with the Vernon Gholston pick.

 

[Mike the Brit]

They were so happy with the Vernon Gholston pick.

Yeah, and the Pats had to make do with Jerod Mayo.

 

[Bill Lee]

New York Jets Alternate Facts:

1. The Jets are a NFL team.
2. The Jets are a New York team.
3. The Jets have a home stadium.
4. Jets Personal Seat Licenses are worth $20,000-$30,000 each.
5. The Jets might some day not suck.
6. [ Add your favorite here ]

 

[Mike the Brit]

New York Jets Alternate Facts:

1. The Jets are a NFL team.
2. The Jets are a New York team.
3. The Jets have a home stadium.
4. Jets Personal Seat Licenses are worth $20,000-$30,000 each.
5. The Jets might some day not suck.
6. [ Add your favorite here ]

Gee ... NO!!! is an NFL starting quarterback. (That one just leaped out at me.)

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

The Jets have thrown the most interceptions in the last ten years while we have thrown the least.

Jets suck so bad.

 

[Mike the Brit]

I have a new nickname for the Jets. The Keystone Cops were humiliatingly inept but they were, at least, on the side of the law. Ladies and gentlemen, the Keystone Crooks:

Darrelle Revis is making a fool out of Woody Johnson
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EDIT: I don't like the headline -- that happened LONG before Revis started playing football.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I hope we realize that Penis-synonym Penis-synonym was named ambassador to the UK because the UK is ever on the cusp of getting an NFL team.

His mission: prevent the London team from winning a SB for 47 years... America First!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The Jets have thrown the most interceptions in the last ten years while we have thrown the least.

Jets suck so bad.

We have a system quarterback.

The system is, throw it to the guys in your own uniforms.

System works.

 

[Tunescribe]

After months of study, research, practice and practical application ...

 

[1960Pats]

The Jets even suck when they cheat.