Dear Abigaile,
Word has spread from across the lands of this great nation of the Brady Blight devastation. Farmers are reporting of acres and acres of rotted crops. General Tyrod Tylor, of the 3rd regiment, has sent word he has surrendered to this monstrous crop killer and sold his farm for pennies on the dollar.
God help General Tyrod as he finds new hope elsewhere.
With the recent events troubling our nation, including Brady Blight destroying crops, Belichick Hurricane reeking havoc on Florida, the Blount Drought hitting the south hard, floods and tornadoes in the North, I do wonder if the end of the world is upon us. The lord is certainly giving our nation hardship.
However, I cannot dwell on such things as I face a battle against a mighty army on this day. God help us as we march into slaughter. I have no hopes of victory against this great foe. I can only hope our enemy shows us mercy as we get crushed and beaten by our own incompetence.
Yours truly,
General Andrew Luck