Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[Tunescribe]

You can tell by the look on his face: the Jets stink.

 

[AtomicDawg]

even Mehta's headline today says "IT'S OVER"

The Jets (1-5) are in full-fledged free fall after their fourth consecutive defeat. They’ve lost all five games to playoff teams from a year ago. Since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970, only two 1-5 teams have rallied to make the playoffs. The third won’t be these guys.

R.I.P. 2016 New York Jets.

 

[Joker]

yes...the little biatch does have a manish face...maybe he can do a live interview with Caitlyn Jenner and swap makeup secrets...

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Need the Jets to start winning games. Can't have then getting too high of a draft pick. A nice 7-9 or 8-8 season would be perfect.

A couple of points:

1) Their schedule rest of the way: Ravens, at Browns, at LOLfins, Rams, Patriots, Clots, at 49ers, LOLfins, at Patriots, Bills. Unless Bowles has lost the team, one would think there should be at least 4 wins among the Browns, Rams, 49ers, Clots, and 2 LOLfins games. This should save them from the top 5 at least, anyway.

2) Jets draft picks in the Top 10 over the last 10 years:
- 2015: Leonard Williams
- 2013: Dee Milliner
- 2009: Mark Sanchez
- 2008: Vernon Gholston

Basically, even if they get a top 10 pick, history shows they'll have a 75% chance of screwing it up. Strangely enough they have a better record (although still not great) with 1st rounders outside the top 10.

 

[Kontradiction]

The difference between Fitzpatrick and Smith is that Smith can throw an interception on point while rolling out while Fitzpatrick more or less fires them from inside the pocket.

 

[Tunescribe]

A couple of points:

1) Their schedule rest of the way: Ravens, at Browns, at LOLfins, Rams, Patriots, Clots, at 49ers, LOLfins, at Patriots, Bills. Unless Bowles has lost the team, one would think there should be at least 4 wins among the Browns, Rams, 49ers, Clots, and 2 LOLfins games. This should save them from the top 5 at least, anyway.

2) Jets draft picks in the Top 10 over the last 10 years:
- 2015: Leonard Williams
- 2013: Dee Milliner
- 2009: Mark Sanchez
- 2008: Vernon Gholston

Basically, even if they get a top 10 pick, history shows they'll have a 75% chance of screwing it up. Strangely enough they have a better record (although still not great) with 1st rounders outside the top 10.

The Bowles movement has been flushed. Hope they remembered to wipe.

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

The Bowles movement has been flushed. Hope they remembered to wipe.

 

[slam]

3 points. Just 3. Impressive. I expected more from a 12 million dollar QB.

Oh wait. It's the JEST.

It's amazing that FitzPatrick has managed to get 6 NFL teams to pay him money to start games. That's 1/5 of the league. Harvard guys really are smart.

 

[Bill Lee]

Caption this picture contest!

C'mon Jets fans. It's officially say it along with me:

Just
End
The
Season!

For the Jets it already is, so you must be referring to 2017.

Wow, it's actually sort of impressive how many times he's wrong in a short column. Someone should count them up, with every time he says "spoiler alert" to smugly set up being totally wrong counting twice.

Can you imagine how bad his parents feel at a party?
- My son/daughter is a medical doctor, how about you?
- My son/daughter is a PhD in engineering, how about you?
- My son writes the Jets columns in the NY Daily Post!!!

 

[aluminum seats]

For the Jets it already is, so you must be referring to 2017.



Can you imagine how bad his parents feel at a party?
- My son/daughter is a medical doctor, how about you?
- My son/daughter is a PhD in engineering, how about you?
- My son writes the Jets columns in the NY Daily Post!!!

Nah, they probably just say he's dead. Less painful.

 

[thecore762]

 

[Patstopia]

At least the Jets can waste another high draft pick on another QB. I am positive that's all they need.

On a side note, all these losses makes Inside the NFL a lot of fun to watch just to see Marshal squirm!

 

[AtomicDawg]

Joe and Evan on WFAN on the latest Jet disgrace....enjoy!

 

[1960Pats]

Joe and Evan on WFAN on the latest Jet disgrace....enjoy!

"A messy day if you're a Jets fan. A messy season if you're a Jets fan. A messy life if you're a Jets fan. It's true."

 

[Clonamery]

Caption this picture contest!



I play better when I'm not looking.

 

[oldrover]

Joe and Evan on WFAN on the latest Jet disgrace....enjoy!

You know it's bad when Joe's rallying cry is, "Let's see Geno play!" LOL

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

2) Jets draft picks in the Top 10 over the last 10 years:
- 2015: Leonard Williams
- 2013: Dee Milliner
- 2009: Mark Sanchez
- 2008: Vernon Gholston

They should get together with the Browns to discuss who they like and pick anyone not on the combined list.

 

[aluminum seats]

"A messy day if you're a Jets fan. A messy season if you're a Jets fan. A messy life if you're a Jets fan. It's true."

Hard to dislike those two.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

At least the Jets can waste another high draft pick on another QB. I am positive that's all they need.

Good, let them waste a high pick on a QB in this year's class. Makes it more likely that someone like Jabril Peppers will slide down to the Pats with the Jimmy G pick.

 

[IcyPatriot]