Kinda OT: one liners needed

[PatsFanInVa]

Just wait until they get back to their desk and dial their #. When they pick up, say "Whoa not so fast... I'm a Pats fan, I was expecting 4 rings."

 

[smg93]

Just point upwards and say the old "scoreboard, look at the scoreboard". If you say that often enough, they will leave you alone.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

They've got medicine for that, but if you are over inflated for 4 hours you need to see your doctor.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Just point upwards and say the old "scoreboard, look at the scoreboard". If you say that often enough, they will leave you alone.

At this point say "Scoreboard, look at the scoreboard... hell videotape it if you want"

 

[lurker1965]

Yeah, whatever, 1969!

I've spent 14 or 15 year defending the Patriots, from tuck rule*, through "system" QB, through explaining camera placement -gate, through explaining the ideal gas law to idiots. If you do not defend yourself, why am I defending you?
(* The word "rule" means something. )