The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[Mike the Brit]

" ‘Hung like a cashew' " or "Probers seize mattress." Undoubtedly those stories are related to the Jets, or at least their fan base, somehow.

Tada!!



Jets Uber Fan Nick Gilronan Won a Smallest-Penis Pageant, Yet He's a Bigger Man Than Most

 

[Rob0729]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...ryan-i-wont-be-here-if-jets-struggle-continue

I think the only similarity will be that the Jets will play in back to back blowouts. But unlike the Pats, the Jets will be blown out in both games.

 

[skspikex2]

Jets vs Broncos..

Hmm who to root for..

Ah I'll root for the black hole to make an appearance and then proceeds to suck both teams into oblivion. All while raising my drink and saying "I cheer to that".

 

[1960Pats]

Even if I were a Pats fan from 1960 who appreciated the Jets for being the first AFL team to shut up those insufferable NFLers (the Chiefs became the 2nd the next season), I wouldn't bring it up in this thread. This thread is dedicated to the Jets suckage.

 

[Gronkowski123]

i will be happy if the jets win on sunday! **** the broncos.

 

[ATippett56]

I don't root for the Jests, however I will root for a small asteroid to take out Roger "ex - New York Jet scumbag employee" Goodell in the press box. Hopefully, Woody Johnson is sitting next to Roger Goodell. Two for the price of one!

Down in the NY Jets bunker, John Idzik continues to plan the demise of Rex Ryan.

Meanwhile, RageRage19 is incarcerated in a padded cell at Bellevue murmuring "unlimited ceiling" incoherently.

 

[varjao]

Sunday after the game the Jests fan base must have thought, "well, at least we're gonna see the Pats get blown out too and in prime time, that's a relief, we still have a chance, the bills and dolphins are gonna suck later in the season.."

Then...

 

[SVN]

I think the only similarity will be that the Jets will play in back to back blowouts. But unlike the Pats, the Jets will be blown out in both games.

Not sure at least early on. Broncos havent started fast in most games and it has turned into blowouts only late. Jet defense will do somethings . This is only broncos 2nd road game and pats are playing their 4th in 6 games.

 

[Tunescribe]

I don't root for the Jests, however I will root for a small asteroid to take out Roger "ex - New York Jet scumbag employee" Goodell in the press box. Hopefully, Woody Johnson is sitting next to Roger Goodell. Two for the price of one!

No! We WANT Woody to own the Green Beans FOREVER. He is prime orchestrator of the team's perpetual dysfunction.

 

[Joker]

I don't root for the Jests, however I will root for a small asteroid to take out Roger "ex - New York Jet scumbag employee" Goodell in the press box. Hopefully, Woody Johnson is sitting next to Roger Goodell. Two for the price of one!

Down in the NY Jets bunker, John Idzik continues to plan the demise of Rex Ryan.

Meanwhile, RageRage19 is incarcerated in a padded cell at Bellevue murmuring "unlimited ceiling" incoherently.

For the record...Joe Kerr DID NOT coach, urge on or prod ATippett56 to write the forementioned post. He produced this extremely cogent, near perfect post completely on his own. In light of the fact that he has now demonstrated truly sublime, supreme understanding of Jet suckage, I hereby vacate my position as emperor of the Jets Suck thread and call for the immediate imposition of ATippett as king of this thread.

LONG LIVE THE KING!

 

[ATippett56]

For the record...Joe Kerr DID NOT coach, urge on or prod ATippett56 to write the forementioned post. He produced this extremely cogent, near perfect post completely on his own. In light of the fact that he has now demonstrated truly sublime, supreme understanding of Jet suckage, I hereby vacate my position as emperor of the Jets Suck thread and call for the immediate imposition of ATippett as king of this thread.

LONG LIVE THE KING!

I am honored, however I defer to your holiness on NY Jets suckage!



I am not worthy.

 

[Rob0729]

Not sure at least early on. Broncos havent started fast in most games and it has turned into blowouts only late. Jet defense will do somethings . This is only broncos 2nd road game and pats are playing their 4th in 6 games.

Actually, the first two games this season the Broncos got big leads and did absolutely nothing in the second half. Against the Colts, they were up 24-7 at the half and won 31-24. Against the Chiefs, they were up 21-10 at the half and won 24-17.

And the only blow out the Broncos have had this year was against the Cardinals. All their other games were won by one score.

 

[strngplyr]

Not cheering for the Jests, cheering against the Broncos' though.

 

[BTTA]

My wife works in the animal welfare field. She sent me this email just now:

One of my friends adopted one of the Michael Vick dogs, named him Hector and turned him into a champion Frisbee dog, and has to put him down today. Check out this epitaph, and the picture…

As I prepare to pass and say good-bye, I want to thank all the people that were responsible for giving me the chance I deserved, and all the people that help save other dogs from similar circumstances. Thanks to you, after a couple of really crappy years with Vick and his buddies, I was able to enjoy 7 years of love and fun adventures! I was able to meet all kinds of really cool people, and prove that even dogs saved from horrendous situations should get a shot to show what they are made of. Ideally, it would have been nice for Vick to reconcile with me and all the other dogs from that time, but that didn't happen. That's his choice, and that says something in my opinion. My choice, though, was not to allow that past to dictate who I am. As a result, I can say this in regards to my life: I Win!

 

[SVN]

Rex Ryan fires back at former Jets coach Herm Edwards | ProFootballTalk

Edwards was 39-41 as Jets coach, while Ryan is 43-42. Edwards had three playoff appearances to Ryan’s two.

Unless things turn around soon, Ryan could be joining Edwards on a television stage some day, and then they’ll have one more thing in common.​

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

Jets vs Broncos..

Hmm who to root for..

Ah I'll root for the black hole to make an appearance and then proceeds to suck both teams into oblivion. All while raising my drink and saying "I cheer to that".

I'd like to see the Jest win by 1 point caused by 5 head forcing a TD pass on the 2 yard line because he didnt want to run it. Because we "know" how the Jest will do down the road.

 

[FrodoBagginz]

Jets should sit all their QBs and go with no QB for the Broncos game. It will give them their best chance to win. Though, Geno will still find a way to be intercepted despite being benched.

 

[Tunescribe]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...fires-back-at-former-jets-coach-herm-edwards/

Oh, screw Wrecks! Herm has more integrity in his little toe than Wrecks has in both feet.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Oh, screw Wrecks! Herm has more integrity in his little toe than Wrecks has in both feet.

No thank you.

No one needs that visual image.

 

[Onedaful]

Oh, screw Wrecks! Herm has more integrity in his little toe than Wrecks has in both feet.