The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[PATS16N0]

He was a Jet from day 1. lol

 

[Mike the Brit]

The Jets aren't my #1 hate team. They're just my #1 divisional laugh at team, with the divisional fan base i most enjoy watching suffer. I'm not even sure if they're relevant enough anymore to be my #1 divisional hate team. Dolphins really bug me lately, all trying to get better and stuff.

My #1 hate team is whoever is challenging us for the AFC. It used to be the Steelers and the Colts and then briefly the Jets in 2010 and '11, then the Ravens, now Denver.

Also, Peyton sucks

Hate team? Only one -- just guess (Darryl Stingley).

But the point about the Jets is not to hate them (though Mangini and Ryan are pretty hateful) it's that, come hell or high water, they ... SUCK!

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

if this was the madden 15 cover i would have bought 5 copies

 

[Tunescribe]

Geno says Jets came out sluggish at practice today | ProFootballTalk

I am out of laughs.

But ... But Gee-No! is going to be the leader who gets his fellow players fired up for Denver even though they're all pissed at him over "moviegate" and at Wrecks for not disciplining him. How did Idzik EVER convince himself this bonehead could be an effective NFL quarterback?

 

[SVN]

I guess the comedy doesnt end there

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/10/08/michael-vick-says-he-didnt-practice-up-to-par-last-week/

 

[Tunescribe]

I guess the comedy doesnt end there

Michael Vick says he didn't practice up to par last week | ProFootballTalk

From the article:

According to ESPN New York, Vick said he took his scout team reps “for granted” leading up to the San Diego game. He also noted he was sharing some scout team work with 26-year-old Matt Simms with an eye on helping him get ready.

“Maybe I didn’t prepare or I wasn’t prepared, but let me tell you it won’t happen again,” Vick said, according to ESPN New York’s Mike Mazzeo, who noted that Vick “backtracked” a little with reporters later in the conversation. Said Vick later in the conversation, per ESPN New York: “I didn’t say I wasn’t ready because of the [scout team] snaps.” Also, the New York Daily News reported Vick said that he had enough practice snaps to get prepared.

After his struggles in San Diego, Vick said he was changing his approach going forward.

“I learned a lesson last week: always stay ready, always be prepared."​

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Dogkiller ALWAYS has been a lazy ass. Now, at age 34, he has "learned a lesson" to be prepared to play? The Green Beans deserve this criminal cretin, along with his boneheaded little buddy, Gee-No!. That team should change its name to Stupid Scumbags.

 

[Rob0729]

From the article:

According to ESPN New York, Vick said he took his scout team reps “for granted” leading up to the San Diego game. He also noted he was sharing some scout team work with 26-year-old Matt Simms with an eye on helping him get ready.

“Maybe I didn’t prepare or I wasn’t prepared, but let me tell you it won’t happen again,” Vick said, according to ESPN New York’s Mike Mazzeo, who noted that Vick “backtracked” a little with reporters later in the conversation. Said Vick later in the conversation, per ESPN New York: “I didn’t say I wasn’t ready because of the [scout team] snaps.” Also, the New York Daily News reported Vick said that he had enough practice snaps to get prepared.

After his struggles in San Diego, Vick said he was changing his approach going forward.

“I learned a lesson last week: always stay ready, always be prepared."

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Dogkiller ALWAYS has been a lazy ass. Now, at age 34, he has "learned a lesson" to be prepared to play? The Green Beans deserve this criminal cretin, along with his boneheaded little buddy, Gee-No!. That team should change its name to Stupid Scumbags.

If Vick played for Belichick, you know for sure that it wouldn't happen again because Vick would never see the field again. Vick's lack of preparation will elevate him to starter on the Jets.

Vick looks to have come to the Jets to just to come in and collect another pay check for another year. He thought he would get $5 million for semi-retirement.

 

[BradyMoss812]

I can't conceive any scenario in which the Green Beans beat Denver -- short of the game being played in a hurricane, or Forehead Omaha getting knocked out on the first play. But even then, New Jersey probably would still lose 2-0.

That's the thing, even if you think the Jest hit that perfect storm, get lucky and sneak a win, one thing springs to mind:

Who's stopping DeMaryius Thomas and Emmanuel Sanders in the Jest Secondary? Dee Milliner? BWAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

So vick just sits on the sidelines..soaking up the socal sun and then ****s a brick when told to go in? Ya i wouldn't mind him as the starter either

 

[BritPat]

Julius Thomas might end up with 300 yards.

 

[Bill Lee]

There's a CB currently playing for the Patriots who says "Hi"

It worked out fine for Revis to have suckage around him when he was on the Jets, it only made him look better by comparison. It won't work that way for Mariota.

 

[PATS16N0]

To be fair, if I was getting five million dollars to wear a Jet jersey and chill out on the sidelines, I wouldn't give a #%$# either. I'd just hang out posting on Patsfans from my phone.

 

[meatface]

I think the best thing we can hope for is Rex Ryan to be around a long time, otherwise they might bring in someone competent.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Some gems currently at JI:
http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/forums/27-The-Landing-Strip-All-NY-Jets-and-NFL-24-7

We need an intelligent QB:
http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/t...lligent-QB?s=e21e83b4df550a350d289f5a0865f754

I'm buying the Jets right now:
http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/t...-right-now?s=e21e83b4df550a350d289f5a0865f754

By next Friday we could be in 1st place:
http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/t...irst-place?s=e21e83b4df550a350d289f5a0865f754

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

Thanks for the link to the Jets Forum - fun to read. A quote that made me laugh:

We have to believe the jets will be flying high again some day! That's what makes us Jets fans.

Too funny - they believe they are hopeless at so many levels. Some people just enjoy hoping and believing, actually doing or achieving is not important - they just live in the future so reality never materializes anything.

 

[Kontradiction]

From the article:

According to ESPN New York, Vick said he took his scout team reps “for granted” leading up to the San Diego game. He also noted he was sharing some scout team work with 26-year-old Matt Simms with an eye on helping him get ready.

“Maybe I didn’t prepare or I wasn’t prepared, but let me tell you it won’t happen again,” Vick said, according to ESPN New York’s Mike Mazzeo, who noted that Vick “backtracked” a little with reporters later in the conversation. Said Vick later in the conversation, per ESPN New York: “I didn’t say I wasn’t ready because of the [scout team] snaps.” Also, the New York Daily News reported Vick said that he had enough practice snaps to get prepared.

After his struggles in San Diego, Vick said he was changing his approach going forward.

“I learned a lesson last week: always stay ready, always be prepared."​

========================================================================

Dogkiller ALWAYS has been a lazy ass. Now, at age 34, he has "learned a lesson" to be prepared to play? The Green Beans deserve this criminal cretin, along with his boneheaded little buddy, Gee-No!. That team should change its name to Stupid Scumbags.

Some would say that Vick was DOGGING IT in practice.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

1969... let's see, in dog years...315

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The Rats fan equivalent of Longfellow...I give you the Eternal Chumpion...the best part is the very next post Rayge Rayge says he will rep this piece of garbage that the E.C. wants 40 dollars a copy for. Really, hard to believe such staggering idiocy exists in our modern world unchecked....


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A little culture for you schmucks
Not one day passes where
The Jets don't spring to mind
I feel their losses by a hair
And suffer when I should unwind

Our QB growing before our eyes
Not fast enough, not good for us
The weak fans cry
With every play they raise a fuss

These posters here they be unreasoned
They want the playoffs every season
They wear their passion on their sleeves
But their wilting minds reveal disease

Rex Ryan is the greatest one
Rex Ryan is the chosen son
The job no doubt it will get done
When we begin our next big run

So listen hear and listen now
To Brady we shall never bow
We will defeat them in the end
It is the era of the Jets, my friend

The referees are clearly crooked
The NFL has gone all stupid
But in the end it will not matter
We WILL get what we come after

-EternalChampion

If anyone's interested in buying a printed, framed, and autographed version of the above, please PM me, price is $40. Note that for privacy reasons, it will be signed EternalChampion.

I think we,Patriots Fans For the Arts, should each donate a quarter until we get the 40 bucks needed to get our own OFFICIAL Eternal Chumpion masterpiece.

Oh. My. Fuggin. Gaw. EternalChampion needs to know that real poets don't get 40 bucks for a poem, framed or not. This reeks, even measured by the pre-reeking JEST reek-o-meter.

We are all stupider for having read this. Just be happy he attempted to mimic regular meter and rhythm. There's no telling how putrid this could be had he decided to use the more-appropriately titled "The Wasteland..."

April is the cruellest month, breeding
New hope out of a high pick, mixing
Joe Willie and Jack ****, stirring
Dull fans for more pain...

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[PatsFanInVa]

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268378-We-Need-an-Intelligent-QB?s=e21e83b4df550a350d289f5a0865f754

BigRy923: I miss Chad.

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