The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[Joker]

yeah...it's like somebody with a HUGE mouth saucked and saucked on her feet like some kind of Pos T-Vac...come to think of it, the lard azzed turd,Cryan probably uses a Pos T Vac to get his little corkscrew into an erect position...maybe one day when it didn't work on his lower unit, he stuck it on her foot..and the rest is history.

BTW, if anybody is squeamish about any scenario I paint of this reprobate, I apologize...I truly believe there is NO disgustingly deviant act this piece of crud wouldn't stoop to.

 

[reflexblue]

And the Jets are well on their way to winning another offseason Super Bowl:



https://twitter.com/brian_bassett/status/287618796225708032

NOT Tom Gamble :scared:.......Who the hell is Tom Gamble ?????

 

[PatsFanInVa]

All I know is he's without a doubt next season's universal punching bag, that is, when it's not wrecks.

The cover-up work on the she-Sanchez is going to cost a pretty penny. Speaking of, can't he afford a teentsy bit less cartoonish body art at this point? Or did he get it when he was bigger, and the detail sort of disappeared into the shrinkage?

 

[Keyser Söze]

has anyone mentioned how horribly done the tattoo is? My god, looks like something a 6th grader drew.

 

[Ring 6]

From Gambles bio

He actually spent two seasons as a quality-control coach for the Jets under Rich Kotite (1995-1996).

There it is, the Jets are bringing back the glory years.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

From Gambles bio

He actually spent two seasons as a quality-control coach for the Jets under Rich Kotite (1995-1996).

There it is, the Jets are bringing back the glory years.

Oh. My. God.
We are truly blessed
Kotire Release 2.0

 

[mayoclinic]

Top 10 reasons Jets didn't make playoffs - AFC East Blog - ESPN

It's worth a few laughs.

 

[The Gr8est]

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - The ButtFumble [MS Paint]

Gotta give Rats fans credit. There is nothing they CAN do but laugh at the buttfumble themselves.

 

[Joker]

what's funny is Ray Ray 19 still claiming it never happened...and the tattoo is photoshopped...amazing denial

 

[Rob0729]

what's funny is Ray Ray 19 still claiming it never happened...and the tattoo is photoshopped...amazing denial

I got into a fight with Rah! Rah! yesterday where he said the Jets are a talented team and they would have been in the playoffs if it wasn't for injuries.

I mean no one in the playoffs had any significant injuries. Imagine if the Texans lost Brian Cushing for most of the year or the Ravens lost LaDarius Webb for most of the year and Terrell Suggs and Ray Lewis for long stretches. Or how about the Pats losing Hernandez and Gronk for stretches.

 

[Joker]

Rob, he insists the Jets were in the game at the Meadowlands and should have won going away if not for the refs...of course that 53 second three TD span he dismisses as "just a lucky series of plays" that don't really count....he IS crack candy...I mean, last season when the Jets got slaughtered at home he came up with "Rex had them thinking too much...they over thought the gameplan, that is why they lost...nothing the Pats did at all, just "overthinking".

Can you even begin to TRY to imagine excuses like these?

let me edit this a bit by adding THIS...please be sitting down out there, I'm not responsible for any sudden spasms of laughter leading to falls...

Ray Ray19
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Yes, stuck.

Only the uber homers on this board such as yourself and sg3 already view Sanchez as a Top 10 QB. The reality is, he's not close to that at this point in time.

There was no need for this. The only way this makes sense is if we end up bringing in a guy like Mario Williams. If no Peyton, then the Jets should've rode out this season with Sanchez on his current deal and if he showed significant improvement, THEN sign him to an extension next offseason.

If he takes us to the AFCCG twice in the next three years, while you're crying about his contract, then I LOVE being "STUCK"

He got the same money as Kevin Kolb and Ryan Fitspatrick, and that money isn't even guaranteed

There WAS A need for the move, on several levels, you are just too naive, or too caught up in your mindless and baseless agenda to see it.

- Frees up a huge amount of cap space
- Converts money into guaranteed money that already existed on his existing deal
- New money isn't guaranteed, Jets have an out after the next 2 years if need be
- Despite the media SPUN off-season, it sends a huge statement to Sanchez himself, and the so-called "unnamed sources," or any other doubter that they are committed to Sanchez and the body of work the last 3 years provides PLENTY of just reasoning. This is big because the locker room doesn't have to wonder about the QB of the team, they don't have to wonder if he's a lame duck or not, they can either strap it on and get on board, or be gone.

It was a HUGE move, the right move, a savvy move, a fiscally positive move, a GREAT move!!!!

"It was a HUGE move, the right move, a savvy move, a fiscally positive move, a GREAT move!!!!

addicting...he believed that then...he lives by these words today...THE paradigm of Jet fan buffoons...

 

[Tunescribe]

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - The ButtFumble [MS Paint]

Gotta give Rats fans credit. There is nothing they CAN do but laugh at the buttfumble themselves.

Anyone else noticing that "buttfumble" has entered mainstream vernacular? Pretty amazing contribution to popular culture by Li'l Marky.

... My mind is still boggling over that incredibly lame/bizarre/painfully ill-advised Wrecks tattoo. Horrible artwork, preposterous concept, brain-dead decision. The tattoo artist should be shot. Wrecks should have it surgically removed.

 

[robbomango]

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - The ButtFumble [MS Paint]

Gotta give Rats fans credit. There is nothing they CAN do but laugh at the buttfumble themselves.

That pic belongs in this thread, I had to hijack it...

 

[Betterthanmost]

They should hire one of these guys as GM instead.

 

[Joker]

The guy in the 15 jersey IS Ray Ray 19

 

[Rob0729]

The guy in the 15 jersey IS Ray Ray 19

That couldn't be Rah! Rah! The second the Jets drafted Sanchez, Rah! Rah! was on the phone to Canton to make sure they were already working on Sanchez's bust for the Hall.

 

[Joker]

That couldn't be Rah! Rah! The second the Jets drafted Sanchez, Rah! Rah! was on the phone to Canton to make sure they were already working on Sanchez's bust for the Hall.

I have all of Ray Ray's quotes from BEFORE the draft to right after it...pre draft, absolutely no way did he want the Jets to take him....100% anti...right after..."well, now that I think about it..."...1 day later.."a tremendous pick!! makes all the throws!!.a TRUE Leader!! we're set for the next 15 years!! he'll win five bowls!!!"...I am NOT exaggerating

 

[Rob0729]

I have all of Ray Ray's quotes from BEFORE the draft to right after it...pre draft, absolutely no way did he want the Jets to take him....100% anti...right after..."well, now that I think about it..."...1 day later.."a tremendous pick!! makes all the throws!!.a TRUE Leader!! we're set for the next 15 years!! he'll win five bowls!!!"...I am NOT exaggerating

C'mon! That doesn't sound like Rah! Rah!

 

[Deus Irae]

I have all of Ray Ray's quotes from BEFORE the draft to right after it...pre draft, absolutely no way did he want the Jets to take him....100% anti...right after..."well, now that I think about it..."...1 day later.."a tremendous pick!! makes all the throws!!.a TRUE Leader!! we're set for the next 15 years!! he'll win five bowls!!!"...I am NOT exaggerating

You've got to put them all together and get them posted over there. The laugh meter would be reading off the charts.

 

[Deus Irae]

Also, in some sad news for all those Jets fans who thought Gamble was by far the best GM candidate even though they mostly didn't know who the hell he was:

Adam Schefter
?49ers director of player personnel Tom Gamble is scheduled to interview for Chargers GM job Tuesday. Jets eyeing another GM candidate.

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Tom Gamble and Jets moving on?

This could certainly be posturing about the Rooney rule, or it could be contract games, but the latest Jets savior seems to be in the wind.