OT:Jets QB Sanchez Victim of Cougar

[Deus Irae]

I thought he was gay....not that theres anything wrong with that!

Sanchez has reportedly dated Kate Upton and Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

Sanchez has reportedly dated Kate Upton and Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

Oh, oh ,oh... So he just plays one on TV...

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

How fast will she dump him when she realizes why they call him, "The Big Dipper"?

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

How fast will she dump him when she realizes why they call him, "The Big Dipper"?

Some women like a 'big dipper'

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Came for the old girlfriend reference. Thread did not disappoint.


Edit: Tunescribe and ausbacker win the thread.

Regards,
Chris

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Some women like a 'big dipper'

Did the image not post?

 

[Bill B.]

wonder if Sancheese will run to the sidelines and ask Wrecksie what to do as he rounds third base and heads for home on the 1st date...

"First, Mark, you start at the heel, slowly work yourself up through the arch, and only then can you go and attack the toes. Then..uh...uh...OOOH!...excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom, then time for a damn snack."

 

[Urgent]

Why is this news?
His last three girlfriends were 37.


Combined.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Did the image not post?

Check your sarcasm meter...might be broken

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Why is this news?
His last three girlfriends were 37.


Combined.

And 2 were blood relatives :nooo:

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Check your sarcasm meter...might be broken

Ah, must have glitched. I see what you (originally) did there, you just said the same thing I said slightly differently.

 

[ausbacker]

I predict that Eva Longoria will drain Sanchez of essential bodily fluids leaving his game day arm flaccid

Noodle arm MK2?

 

[LivinLovin&Breathin_Brady]

Too funny.

I heard he shared some flings with Kim Kardashian too. It won't be long before Eva is tossing Marky to the curb. He's using her to up his celebrity- to overshadow Tebow-mania, we all know his real girlfriends are 17 and under.

 

[stcjones]

She'll be gone in no time after Sancheese wipes the first booger on her back......


QUOTE=PatsWickedPissah;3071072]Eva Longoria and a certain N.Y. quarterback dating?

She's 37 & he's what 25?[/QUOTE]

 

[ProudestRyno]

Mark Sanchez is a dweeb, but are you losers SERIOUSLY trying to make fun of him for banging Eva Longoria? 27 or not, none of you at 25 would turn that opportunity down. And if you would, then I feel badly for you.

I'm 27 and I sure as hell would hit it with her and then laugh at you idiots for making fun of me for it. Shes beautiful.

 

[Hardboiled]

From Desperate Housewives to Desperate Quarterbacks.

 

[Deus Irae]

Mark Sanchez is a dweeb, but are you losers SERIOUSLY trying to make fun of him for banging Eva Longoria? 27 or not, none of you at 25 would turn that opportunity down. And if you would, then I feel badly for you.

I'm 27 and I sure as hell would hit it with her and then laugh at you idiots for making fun of me for it. Shes beautiful.

She's all yours. Despite the claims that some like to make about actresses, There's a whole lot of them who are absolutely nothing special without the assistance of makeup tailored to them by experts.

 

[BlueThunder]

Now you know why they HATE closeups before makeup

 

[eagle eye]

She's all yours. Despite the claims that some like to make about actresses, There's a whole lot of them who are absolutely nothing special without the assistance of makeup tailored to them by experts.

Have you ever woke up beside a woman? She looks really good compared to most of them in the morning.

 

[Joker]

Have you ever woke up beside a woman? She looks really good compared to most of them in the morning.

stop picking up chicks at closing time and you'll never have that problem...