Content Post The 2011 season: The Jets Suck (merged a lot)

[MoLewisrocks]

So Sparano will be the assistant coach in charge of celebrating wildly for routine first downs.

Haley will be the assistant coach in charge of taking umbrage over the actions of the opposing head coach.

Now they need to add Hue Jackson who will be the assistant coach in charge of mortgaging their future for mediocre players who will put them "over the top".

No, that's Tannenbaum's job as the GM. But Hue could still come in and be the assistant coach in charge of accountability lobbying for more say and total control for the beloved HC who clearly didn't lose his team...and pointing fingers away from on-field performance and back at the ownership who hired them all.

 

[nabwong]

Oh man, the Jets are getting Sparano and Haley to get inside info on their playoff opponents.....

 

[Tunescribe]

Between Rex, Sporano, and Haley, that's easily the most false bravado on one sideline in NFL history.

This is too perfect: Haley = Moe, Wrecks= Curly, Sparano = Larry.

 

[Funktopus]

This is too perfect: Haley = Moe, Wrecks= Curly, Sparano = Larry.

This has to go on HBO Hard Knocks. I can already hear "Pop Goes the Weasel" playing in the background.

 

[Tunescribe]

This has to go on HBO Hard Knocks. I can already hear "Pop Goes the Weasel" playing in the background.

They'll need to change the name, though: "Hard Knocks, Slaps & Pokes." Here are some titles for the individual episodes:

"Clowning Around in Joisey"

"Little Marky Malarkey"

"Holmes Is No Sherlock"

 

[NinjaZX6R]

Thanks for the link Rob.

Jeez. Gotta love the Jets implosion. It turns me on.


I wonder what Jeff Id and Shaun Ellis thinks of this implosion.

 

[Tunescribe]

Poifect ......

 

[Funktopus]

They'll need to change the name, though: "Hard Knocks, Slaps & Pokes." Here are some titles for the individual episodes:

"Clowning Around in Joisey"

"Little Marky Malarkey"

"Holmes Is No Sherlock"

dying laughing.

 

[Tunescribe]

Here is the NEW New Jersey Green Beans fight song. It will be played during the team's intro every game next season:

The Three Stooges Theme Song - YouTube

 

[reflexblue]

Apparently Mark Sanchez's fellow players think he is lazy and would rather have Peyton Manning than him next year.







Read more: NY Jets players bash Mark Sanchez, say they want Peyton Manning and GM Mike Tannenbaum should trade young quarterback away - NY Daily News

The Jets' implosion is so much fun to watch.

Sounds like lil' marky could be .......

 

[NEPats1]

FWIW, the unknown teammate saying that Sanchez is lazy here:

“We have to bring in another quarterback that will make him work at practice,” one player told Mehta. “He’s lazy and content because he knows he’s not going to be benched.”

Unnamed Jets sources say they want Peyton, not Sanchez | ProFootballTalk

This is the 3rd time I've heard this. First time was Week 14 Cris Carter on espn radio saying all those headlines of Sanchez in the NY papers about out partying etc aren't ALL FALSE. Implying he does do that stuff and isn't working a lot.

Then Dilfer on espn radio after Fins game saying he doesn't know if he's working enough.

Now this teammate...

 

[Deus Irae]

FWIW, the unknown teammate saying that Sanchez is lazy here:




This is the 3rd time I've heard this. First time was Week 14 Cris Carter on espn radio saying all those headlines of Sanchez in the NY papers about out partying etc aren't ALL FALSE. Implying he does do that stuff and isn't working a lot.

Then Dilfer on espn radio after Fins game saying he doesn't know if he's working enough.

Now this teammate...

Read the JI thread about this. It's gold. There's a bunch of posters calling for the players to be outed, cut, etc... rather than looking at the important stuff, which is the content.

Of course, there's a group claiming it's all made up, despite that writer having a solid reputation. Gotta love over-the-top homers.... :bricks:

 

[NinjaZX6R]

"We have to bring in another quarterback that will make him work at practice," said one player. "He’s lazy and content because he knows he’s not going to be benched."

...
"They don’t want to be truthful with him," one prominent player said of the way that the organization has handled Sanchez. "They treat him like a baby instead of a man. He goes in a hole when someone tells him the truth."

A Jets spokesman declined to make Sanchez available for this story. A source close to the team pointed out that Sanchez’s inability to handle mounting criticism prompted him to unfollow every Jets beat writer on Twitter earlier this season.

"So that should tell you everything," the source said. "He just doesn’t have the mental toughness to be great... especially in New York.

Gotta love the Jets. When they implode, they are like crabs in a bucket. Pull everyone down.

 

[Deus Irae]

A source close to the team pointed out that Sanchez’s inability to handle mounting criticism prompted him to unfollow every Jets beat writer on Twitter earlier this season.

That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!

 

[NEPats1]

Read the JI thread about this. It's gold. There's a bunch of posters calling for the players to be outed, cut, etc... rather than looking at the important stuff, which is the content.

Of course, there's a group claiming it's all made up, despite that writer having a solid reputation. Gotta love over-the-top homers.... :bricks:

LOL it's such a joke.

They have all their hopes and dreams pinned to Sanchez that they just don't dare to even question if he's a sub par player. They blame everyone and anyone except him.

SMH!!!

 

[Tunescribe]

That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!

Can it get any better? Now the only thing we need is for someone from Wrecks' sordid dalliances with his wife on alt.com to come out with an explicit video of their pervy foot-fetish escapades with strangers.

 

[NEPats1]

On the verge of the Elite - Jets Insider.com Forums

:bricks:

 

[NinjaZX6R]

On the verge of the Elite - Jets Insider.com Forums

:bricks:

So dumb..but so cute. Gotta love Jets fans.

 

[captain stone]

This is too perfect: Haley = Moe, Wrecks= Curly, Sparano = Larry.

As a life-long 3 Stooges fan, I resemble that remark comparing Wrecks, BigMouth Tony & PsychoHaley
to Curley, Larry & Moe...as an insult to Curley, Larry & Moe.

 

[Tunescribe]

As a life-long 3 Stooges fan, I resemble that remark comparing Wrecks, BigMouth Tony & PsychoHaley
to Curley, Larry & Moe...as an insult to Curley, Larry & Moe.

Are you trying to say it's your elephant?