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M Cannon on ESPN: Lump has totally disappeared

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Reading Cannon's lump has almost disappeared has strangely made my lump appear. Ummmm... no homo I swear.

That's encouraging news for Cannon and his family first and foremost.



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Reading Cannon's lump has almost disappeared has strangely made my lump appear. Ummmm... no homo I swear.

That's encouraging news for Cannon and his family first and foremost.


'Doctor, Doctor... I have found a strange lump that comes and goes!'

'No... that's your penis'

I'm guessing it would play out like that
 
Now you're talking! I'm about to crack a bottle of 1792 Ridgemont Reserve. The first pour is to you sir.

My compliments, sir. I am obliged to you for your consideration, and envious of your choice of libation. A gentleman's drink, that.
 
I'd rather see the Patriots go 0-16 with a team full of guys like Cannon than go 16-0 with a bunch guys like Pac Man Jones.

Let's compromise and settle on 12-4 and a Lombardi trophy with a bunch of generally okay guys.
 
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