The Jets suck (merged)

[Tunescribe]

2001: A Jets Suck Odyssey

 

[IcyPatriot]

Hard Blockheads is on in 22 minutes.

 

[Joker]

nice,Tunes...you should post at 2010 too

 

[Deus Irae]

nice,Tunes...you should post at 2010 too

Speaking of dates...

Some say that the world will come to an end in 2012. Those same people say that the Jets will still suck in 2013.

 

[Joker]

proving that Jets suckeration is far beyond the planetary scale,encompassing the vast expanse of the known universe itself...

 

[Tunescribe]

proving that Jets suckeration is far beyond the planetary scale,encompassing the vast expanse of the known universe itself...

It also applies interdimensionally. In fact, there exists a parallel universe where they are, indeed, officially known as the New Jersey Sucks.

 

[Joker]

string theory suggests there may be infinite parallel universes which would mean...if true...that Jets suckage began with the Big Bang and envelops all of time and space

 

[NJPatsfan26]

string theory suggests there may be infinite parallel universes which would mean...if true...that Jets suckage began with the Big Bang and envelops all of time and space

Doc Brown went back to the future and the jets still suck.

 

[Tunescribe]

string theory suggests there may be infinite parallel universes which would mean...if true...that Jets suckage began with the Big Bang and envelops all of time and space

In the Unified Field-based theory of Quantum Mechanics, they are considered a true anomaly: an inexplicable low spot in the universal energy field that has remained constant, without change, for nearly 41 years. Theorists have suggested that during that span it's nearly impossible for there not to have been a single random event to shift the negative vortex, at least briefly. That is, aside from constant deliberate efforts by team ownership/administration to rectify things in the realm of relative existence. Some have provocatively consigned it to a metaphysical issue beyond common understanding.

 

[efin98]

Finally, a use for freakin Twitter

Ain't that the truth!

 

[efin98]

THIS IS IT!!!!

JETS SORK...er..SAUCK...uh...SUKK???....SACK?...SERK??

What's the matter with your spelling? Channeling your inner Jet there?

 

[efin98]

string theory suggests there may be infinite parallel universes which would mean...if true...that Jets suckage began with the Big Bang and envelops all of time and space

How do we know the Jets suckage didn't cause the big bang?

 

[Tunescribe]

How do we know the Jets suckage didn't cause the big bang?

It would be the opposite dynamic. In fact, some knowledgeable observers postulate that Green Beans lamentability (Jets suckage) represents the embryonic stage of a mega black hole that ultimately will swallow the universe. Only Tedy Bruschi can prevent this from happening.

 

[Joker]

In the Unified Field-based theory of Quantum Mechanics, they are considered a true anomaly: an inexplicable low spot in the universal energy field that has remained constant, without change, for nearly 41 years. Theorists have suggested that during that span it's nearly impossible for there not to have been a single random event to shift the negative vortex, at least briefly. That is, aside from constant deliberate efforts by team ownership/administration to rectify things in the realm of relative existence. Some have provocatively consigned it to a metaphysical issue beyond common understanding.

Aha!!! I think you've struck on something there...could it be?...the first theory that suggests the existence of green holes??

 

[Tunescribe]

Aha!!! I think you've struck on something there...could it be?...the first theory that suggests the existence of green holes??

Well, if you concentrate enough green ass-holes in one place for years on end, it theoretically could tip the cosmic balance. Jabba Wrecks' giant sphincter just might be the key accelerating factor.

 

[Garbanza]

This just in:

Rex Ryan does not give a f&*(^*&% what you think. You can go F#%#$! yourself. He knows what the f^$^#$! is going on. That's f^*&%O$ing right.

LOL!

 

[Tunescribe]

This just in:

Rex Ryan does not give a f&*(^*&% what you think. You can go F#%#$! yourself. He knows what the f^$^#$! is going on. That's f^*&%O$ing right.

LOL!

Yeah, well, I'm on to him. I know that deep down he's a chubby 10-year-old boy who feels abused and picked on and is mad at the world. That's why he repeatedly uses profanity while repeatedly emphasizing that he doesn't care what I think. But I know that he knows I know his dark little secret. :singing:

 

[efin98]

This just in:

Rex Ryan does not give a f&*(^*&% what you think. You can go F#%#$! yourself. He knows what the f^$^#$! is going on. That's f^*&%O$ing right.

LOL!

Put a plate of cheeseburgers in front of him and that opinion by him changes fast...

 

[Leave No Doubt]

It's good to see this thread still going:rocker:

 

[VinnyPatrollie]

With Hard Knocks this summer, the entire country gets to see first hand that the Jets suck in the pre-season too.