The Jets suck (merged)

[Deus Irae]

Anyone want to fill me in on what's been discussed in this thread? This threads too long that I have never bothered to read it haha

We're discussing the implications of collapsed stars actually being wormholes. Imagine the possibilities.... shortcuts to other areas of the universe, portals from one universe to another... the mind fairly boggles!



We're also noting that the Jets suck. Hope that helps.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

We're discussing the implications of collapsed stars actually being wormholes. Imagine the possibilities.... shortcuts to other areas of the universe, portals from one universe to another... the mind fairly boggles!



We're also noting that the Jets suck. Hope that helps.

That reminds me...the Jets suck even more than blackholes.

 

[CheeseMonkeys]

We're discussing the implications of collapsed stars actually being wormholes. Imagine the possibilities.... shortcuts to other areas of the universe, portals from one universe to another... the mind fairly boggles!



We're also noting that the Jets suck. Hope that helps.

Thanks buddy

 

[Nikolai]

The Jets suck, yes, but do they not also blow?

 

[Kontradiction]

That reminds me...the Jets suck even more than blackholes.

I've already touched on that in this thread. Do try to keep up.

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jets suck, yes, but do they not also blow?

I think this already has been addressed elsewhere in the thread, but apparently they've achieved the dubious distinction of sucking and blowing simultaneously. It's almost an art form, like Jabba Wrecks' ability to belch and break wind at the same time (also known as "press conferences").

 

[BradyFTW!]

We're discussing the implications of collapsed stars actually being wormholes. Imagine the possibilities.... shortcuts to other areas of the universe, portals from one universe to another... the mind fairly boggles!



We're also noting that the Jets suck. Hope that helps.

Some Taiwanese physicist is theorizing that the universe may not have begun with the Big Bang, instead turning to some explanation that I don't even remotely understand that doesn't rely so heavily on the current understanding of dark matter.

It was damn confusing... kinda like the fact that some people don't recognize how much the Jets suck.

 

[Nikolai]

I think this already has been addressed elsewhere in the thread, but apparently they've achieved the dubious distinction of sucking and blowing simultaneously.

That's what I get for not keeping up with all 179 pages.

 

[efin98]

Re: OT (Jets) : this is what an idiot sounds like

Yo Sanchez! This yours? Welcome to the NFL!

That's not even the funniest part...Cotchery getting literally brushed aside by their wind is funnier than Sanchize giving up the pick

 

[efin98]

Re: OT (Jets) : this is what an idiot sounds like

Sanchez is a born leader.

What a guy.

Did you say that with a straight face without bursting out laughing or having an aneurysm holding back?

 

[TBradyOwnsYou]

Re: OT (Jets) : this is what an idiot sounds like

And we're BACK! Jets SUCK!

 

[Sivy]

Here are the top 5 teams on the schedule that I fear the least (the for patriots to play)

5. Bears
4. Browns
3. Lions
2. Jets
1. Bills

The bills beat out the jets only because its been like, what? 25 years since the Bills have won against the pats? The jets have really shown me nothing, unlike many other people (excluding patriots fans) I realiz that the jets were a .500 team at best with 2 gifts last year, but bla bla bla, we heard all that. They havent done anything to impove their team this off season despiste what others may think. The only real move they made was getting Holmes, but he is out for the first 4, and IMO the steelers orgainzation is run a bit better then the jets, and if they feel he is only worth such a low pick, then I dont see how he is really going to help that team that much, and also like I say..you could have Jery Rice and Randy Moss in their primes and with March Sanchez throwing them the ball it wont matter because he is a BUST!

 

[MoLewisrocks]

This piece offers some insight into what has been wrong with the JETS for decades and what continues to dog them. Their eternal quest for relevance in a crowded Big Apple sports market screws up any shot they have at a quest for the one thing that earns you relevance.

They have decided to hold their inaugral ring of honor ceremony during a week 1 preseason tilt complete with flyovers...because they were afraid the Giants might hold a ring of honor ceremony in their actual regular season week 1 home opener and overshadow their MNF week 1 home opener...

Justin Tuck is apparently getting a kick out of all the off field machinations they orchestrate to achieve relevance. And even their willingness to engage in on field machinations like Hard Knocks, which he says he would oppose the Giants ever participating in because everybody already knows who they are... So I guess he's essentially saying if you need reality TV to promote yourself, that just proves you're a loser...

Giants' Justin Tuck calls Jets 'second fiddle' as Gang Green challenges G-Men for New York supremacy

 

[Tunescribe]

This piece offers some insight into what has been wrong with the JETS for decades and what continues to dog them. Their eternal quest for relevance in a crowded Big Apple sports market screws up any shot they have at a quest for the one thing that earns you relevance.

They have decided to hold their inaugral ring of honor ceremony during a week 1 preseason tilt complete with flyovers...because they were afraid the Giants might hold a ring of honor ceremony in their actual regular season week 1 home opener and overshadow their MNF week 1 home opener...

Justin Tuck is apparently getting a kick out of all the off field machinations they orchestrate to achieve relevance. And even their willingness to engage in on field machinations like Hard Knocks, which he says he would oppose the Giants ever participating in because everybody already knows who they are... So I guess he's essentially saying if you need reality TV to promote yourself, that just proves you're a loser...

Giants' Justin Tuck calls Jets 'second fiddle' as Gang Green challenges G-Men for New York supremacy

Most of New York apparently agrees with him, according to a poll posted with the article:

Poll Results
Thank you for voting.

Is it premature to crown the Jets as New York's best 2010 NFL team?

Definitely. The Jets are all talk. They need to win the Big One before they start bragging. 55%

 

[MoLewisrocks]

There's just no quit in Tubby Rex...

A little (Giants) beat reporter on (JETS) blogger twitter smack down results...

TheBlueScreen Did you ask him which coach was holding it? ... RT @TheJetsStream: #Jets Rex Ryan: "In my crystal ball, I see a Super Bowl trophy." #nfl

LOL

 

[Garbanza]

So, by now you have all heard about Rex Ryan being interviewed on Shefter's bus as he does his NFL camp tour....and about Rex Ryan signing the bus (all interviewees sign upon exiting) and adding a note saying "soon to be SB Champs). So, Shefter was just on WEEI and stated that his Pats Camp Bus Interview was Wes Welker. Blah, blah, blah....fast forward to Wes signing the bus. Guess Wes saw what Ryan wrote. Thought for a moment and then wrote a response. Shefter would not say what it was....says he is saving it for ESPN News tonight. Tease!

 

[Patspsycho]

They have decided to hold their inaugral ring of honor ceremony during a week 1 preseason tilt complete with flyovers...because they were afraid the Giants might hold a ring of honor ceremony in their actual regular season week 1 home opener and overshadow their MNF week 1 home opener...

Or maybe because their superbowl comes only a few weeks later?

 

[MoLewisrocks]

He actually sounds like he's starting to get a little testy, or teetering on the verge of a psychotic break. This guy just knows things, like when he told his team last December they were mathmatically eliminated with 2 games to go...only of course, they weren't...

Ryan, who has made it clear that the Jets will go to the big game in 2010, isn’t concerned about the skeptics.

“I don’t care if people don’t like it or whatever: Just shut up and win some,” Ryan said.
“I’ve won a lot more than that person writing it, I can promise you that. :ugh:
I’ve been there. My family’s been to a bunch of these things. I know how to get there.”

“The first step is that if you don’t believe in yourself, your team darn sure won’t,” he added. “I’m not apologizing. I just know what’s going to happen.” :confused2:

Sure you do Tubby. Just keep telling yourself and all those gullible JETS fans that. :eat1:



Rex Ryan sees Super Bowl win for Jets in 'my crystal ball'

 

[VinnyPatrollie]

Wrecks, the fat tub of goo that is he is, is just a product of the miserable fan base of the New Jersey Jests.

I still lurk over at JI where I was banished for life for telling it like it is, and they have a thread running about how great it is that the Jests are now "a very hated team in the NFL." They wear it like a badge of honor erroneously thinking it's because they are so feared and so awesome, not that they are ignoramuses thumping their chests without ever winning a freaking thing.

These two posts stood out:

DieHardJet writes:

So many years of beign ignored and overlooked, so now We bathe in the glorious hate!! We spray the cologne of jelousy!!!! We drink and piss the haterade!!! And with our confident, ****y leader of a coach Rex Ryan we say to the rest of the 31 NFL teams and thier fans (especially the hated Pats and Dolphags) "Go F*@K urself and the team bus you rode in on!!!!!!!!!"

...and the ever popular SG3 responding to a rational reply from our very own Patsfanken:

of course, pattycakeken somehow accidentally forgot that his pattycake "decade of domination" included EIGHT TAINTED YEARS of cheating and that they won the same number of legitimate titles as the Jets did in that period and in their history they still haven't won an honest one as the Jets did way back in 1969

"And since pattycake video cheating finally ended with wireless, their "domination" consists of missing the playoffs in one year and getting thrashed by the #6 seed at home and being booed out of the stadium by 70,000 drunken frontrunner chowds AND THEN having to sit at home and watch the far superior Jets win TWO playoff games on the road and advance to the conference championship game."

The expectations and chest-thumping are so out of control it's going to be like watching a 45 car pile up once the season starts and the Jesties, Fat Wrecks, and the fans all fall back to earth.

 

[IcyPatriot]

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