Pats @ Jets: The Official WE ARE DOOMED!!! Thread

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Looks like Chicken Little just spotted Rex Ryan. That gut must look like the alien ships in Independence Day.

Don't mention anything chicken to Rex unless you have a bucket of fried ones in front of him.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Goodell will introduce the a Mercy rule after this game because it will be so ugly. However, the catch will be, that the Pats won't qualify because we "run up the score" to much.

My prediction: Jets 504 - Pats 0. Brady throw 10 INT, all returned for TDs. They score 15 TD on kickreturns, and their offense will never face so much as a 2nd down, let alone 3rd or 4th. The Legend of Sanchez will throw for 5,000 yards and 20 TD and will have a QB rating of infinity. Their RB will total for another 5,000 yards and 18TD. Weatherford won't have to punt and Feely won't need to do anything besides kickoffs, all of which will be touchbacks. They will successfully go for the 2-point conversion after every single TD.

After the loss, the Pats will be so embarrassed and shocked that they will all go into comas for the rest of their lives, BB will go into epileptic shock until he explodes, and Kraft will blow up Gillette stadium, take his life, and the Patriots will cease to exist. Unfortunately for the Jets, though, that will happen in a different universe.

So a Black Hole will open up??

 

[Angry Man]

Shouldnt this be on the Jest forume after sunday?

Okay you got me... I thought this thread was literaly about us being DOOMED!!!

Now if ya'll excuse while I knock my head up against a metal pole repeatedly until I have learned my lesson.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Okay you got me... I thought this thread was literaly about us being DOOMED!!!

Now if ya'll excuse while I knock my head up against a metal pole repeatedly until I have learned my lesson.

Just repeat to yourself, Belichick is a God, Belichick is a God.

 

[Satchboogie3]

So a Black Hole will open up??

We live in a multi-verse, silly!

 

[Patriot_in_NY]

We are so effing DOOMED, I don't think I'll be able to watch on Sunday. Instead, I'm going tune in and watch a team that actually has a chance to win.

Anyone know what channe the LIONS playing on? :confused2:

 

[Angry Man]

Anyone know what channe the LIONS playing on? :confused2:

Fox. They play against the Vikings. Which in essence... yeah, mark the Lions as 0-2 right now.

Just repeat to yourself, Belichick is a God, Belichick is a God.

*knocks metal pole into head*

Belichick is a God!

*knocks metal pole into head*

Belichick is a GOD!

*knocks metal pole into head*'

Bel....

*passes out*

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Fox. They play against the Vikings. Which in essence... yeah, mark the Lions as 0-2 right now.



*knocks metal pole into head*

Belichick is a God!

*knocks metal pole into head*

Belichick is a GOD!

*knocks metal pole into head*'

Bel....

*passes out*

Now if we could just a few mediots to do the same....but instead of passing out, they just never wake back up.....

 

[IcyPatriot]

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[tajapandu]

We live in a multi-verse, silly!

this one seems appropriate.

YTMND - Doomed... in Stereo! (Futurama)

 

[Angry Man]

Now if we could just a few mediots to do the same....but instead of passing out, they just never wake back up.....

We can start with the Herald too. Brilliant!

 

[olschool]

We're triple secret weapon doomed !

 

[NJPatsfan26]

We're triple secret weapon doomed !

Even The Rock thinks we are doomed!!

 

[captain stone]

My first thread here, might as well have some fun with it!

The Jets are going to blow the pants off the Pats this Sunday, I just know it.

For one thing, they have their Franchez (or Sanchise, take your pick) and we just have Brady.

Both are good-looking, but Franchez is younger. And arguably looks better with his shirt off. Both his knees are perfectly healthy, and he doesn't have a 18oz knee brace dragging him down like a lead balloon. Plus, I think the moles on his face are braille instructions on how to pick apart the Pats' defense. Let's face it....WE ARE DOOMED!!!

Your turn!

EDIT: How could I forget the score? Jets 107, Pats 3

Don't forget that we have now lost our best defensive player for the forseeable future. Without him, we now have the worst collection of LBs since '05/06, if not in the Belichick era.

And because we have no longer any committment, personnel, or even desire to establish a clock-killin' running game, this weakened, undertalented defense will be exposed - and scored upon - longer & more often.

The score: J-E-S-T 31, Pats 20.

 

[olschool]

Don't you feel it ? Jets 310 ; Pats minus 20.

 

[patriots pam]

Don't forget that we have now lost our best defensive player for the forseeable future. Without him, we now have the worst collection of LBs since '05/06, if not in the Belichick era.

And because we have no longer any committment, personnel, or even desire to establish a clock-killin' running game, this weakened, undertalented defense will be exposed - and scored upon - longer & more often.

The score: J-E-S-T 31, Pats 20.

A measly 11 point win over the Pats?!?! MY GOD MAN, way to give the Jets even more bulletin board material!!!!!!!!!

Score prediction update: Jets 376, Pats -100 (down from 0 thanks to captain "thinks he's a big man hot shot like Kerry Rhodes" stone!!!!!!!)

 

[mgteich]

One note: the jets and the patriots have split their regular seasons game every time this decade.

 

[farn]

The Jets are awesome. They have the best QB prospect since Elway, the most intimidating D sonec the 85 Bears, and a coach who can walk the walk - since he's proven it last week and has a 1.000 career winning percentage.

I suspect the Jets willg et 5 or 6 sacks, because our O-line sucks and they will trample us with Leon and friends. Can't wait for this weekend to be over so we can move on from this "embarassment".

 

[PatriotsInGA]

One note: the jets and the patriots have split their regular seasons game every time this decade.

What about 2007?

 

[patriots pam]

Just heard on ESPN:

Kerry Rhodes has EMBARRASSING baby pictures of BB and all the Pats players, and will be posting them on his website http://krhoeatspatsiesforbreakfast.com

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!! :help: