Patrick Chungisms

[Frezo]

If Patrick Chung were plankton he'd eat whales.

 

[VJCPatriot]

Some movie related ones:

Yoda asks Patrick Chung for lessons on the Force.

The Hulk wouldn't like Patrick Chung when he's mad.

They thought that Neo was the Chosen One, until they met Patrick Chung.

The iceberg didn't sink the Titanic, it was Patrick Chung.

If they had given Patrick Chung the Ring of Sauron, the movie would have been over in 5 minutes.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Patrick Chung plays golf too. Played 18 holes on Sunday. Shot a 17.

Patrick Chung's bowling average is 320.

Justice Department authorized the use of Patrick Chung on enemy combatants. Ain't nobody sayin' NOTHIN' about those, because, well, Patrick Chung.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Patrick Chung read Lord of the Rings, but put it down when he saw the words "One ring to rule them all..." Patrick Chung does not like the idea of ONE ring.

 

[efin98]

Patrick Chung made Gibbs on NCIS apologize.

Patrick Chung made Spock lie.

I feel like a nerd for getting both of those jokes

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Teams will go the the shotgun to give themselves more time if the Pats blitz Chung.

Chung will set an NFL record for intercepted snaps from center.

 

[Deus Irae]

Ok... this thread must die....


Patrick Chung would have helped the Patriots win Super Bowl XXXXII

 

[ALP]

Ok... this thread must die....


Patrick Chung would have helped the Patriots win Super Bowl XXXXII

:banned:




ruining the fun like that

 

[Deus Irae]

:banned:




ruining the fun like that

And there's more where that came from, too.

 

[Frezo]

If Patrick Chung owned the SciFi channel Babylon 5 would be in its 16th season.

 

[Deus Irae]

If Patrick Chung owned the SciFi channel Babylon 5 would be in its 16th season.

Screw that. I want to know if Firefly would have been treated right and still be on the air.

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

Patrick Chung put Apple out of business after buying Microsoft!

 

[Deus Irae]

Patrick Chung put Apple out of business after buying Microsoft!

Apple's still in business.

 

[efin98]

Screw that. I want to know if Firefly would have been treated right and still be on the air.

Patrick Chung would never have given the show to Fox in the first place.

 

[efin98]

Apple's still in business.

In name only, ain't been the same since the iPod came out...

 

[Deus Irae]

In name only, ain't been the same since the iPod came out...

Mac Sales Reach All-Time High

Apple shipped 2,611,000 Macintosh® computers during the quarter, representing 21 percent unit growth and 17 percent revenue growth over the year-ago quarter. The Company sold 11,052,000 iPods during the quarter, representing eight percent unit growth and three percent revenue growth over the year-ago quarter. Quarterly iPhone units sold were 6,892,000 compared to 1,119,000 in the year-ago-quarter.

“Apple just reported one of the best quarters in its history, with a spectacular performance by the iPhone—we sold more phones than RIM,” said Steve Jobs, Apple’s CEO. “We don’t yet know how this economic downturn will affect Apple. But we’re armed with the strongest product line in our history, the most talented employees and the best customers in our industry. And $25 billion of cash safely in the bank with zero debt.”

Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results

Patrick Chung would have known this.

 

[efin98]

Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results

Patrick Chung would have known this.

You make a joke, someone offered their opinion of the same company...

Should have known it was a trick to kill the thread with a fight...Patrick Chung have known that.

 

[Deus Irae]

You make a joke, someone offered their opinion of the same company...

Should have known it was a trick to kill the thread with a fight...Patrick Chung have known that.

Someone made a Patrick Chung comment that made no since, since Apple is still in business. I pointed that out. You then made another comment that made no sense, since Apple set sales records for its Mac. I pointed that out.

How that's supposed to be me picking a fight is something that exists only in your mind.

 

[Tucker]

When Patrick Chung works out his body doesnt need time to recover, but the weights do.

Patrick Chung doesnt take steroids, steroids take Patrick Chung.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Ok... this thread must die....

When the thread views pass 5,000 they dispatch Deus so people don't have too much fun...


Patrick Chung knows all the Roman numerals. He'll have to.

Patrick Chung can translate Super Bowl numbers from Roman numerals to any system up to base 15 instantaneously. And he never took math; he was just trying to figure it out one day. Patrick Chung created and named numerals above 9 so that bases 11-15 made sense.

Patrick Chung can ride a horse without stirrup at full speed sitting bolt upright. He just holds on with his thighs. Horses wish he'd just buy the stirrups.

Patrick Chung swindled Bernie Madoff.

Patrick Chung knows what's in derivatives.

Patrick Chung convinced Miss California to have a threesome with him and another woman. He's proposing to both this weekend.

Patrick Chung could make that Baptist school in "Footloose" not only dance but hire a Swedish death metal band for the prom.


CHUNNNNNNNNNNG!