*sigh* Apologies in advance to those who say using the word "homer" implies laziness on the part of the poster (although when someone else uses the term "chicken little" that same logic somehow doesn't apply.)
Realist: So how many SB rings have we won since 2004? We're closing in on a decade-long drought at this rate.
Homer: You ungrateful SOBs--we were
this close in '06 and '07. Damn those meanies Eli and Peyton Manning. You're just a spoiled fan who probably only started watching the Pats after 2001.:snob: We don't need bandwagon fans like you.....David Tyree!!
Realist: BB's drafts have failed to replace the leaders, playmakers,and outright studs that we rode to 3 championships...
Homer: Realist, you ignorant sl#t! Have you not read the Pats' Mission
Statement? The Pats are built to be contenders every year. Year after year. Decade after decade.....Lombardis are simply gravy when you're built to win over the
long term. And we are absolutely LOADED with future draft picks!!--(aaand yes, I've been saying the same thing for the last 3 years).
Realist: We now have a healthy Brady back from the 2008 debacle, Welker, DROY Mayo and Moss all healthy again, new blood in the trenches and on coaching staff, and yet we still don't seem to be moving in the right direction.
Homer: But this team is young! Give the young 'uns time to gel. Our 1st and 2nd year players are so AWESOME compared to every other team--they'll lead us to the promise land. Eventually. I think.
OK, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. :bricks:
Realist: BB is spread too thin. It's obvious that the coaching staff has
not been fully in sync the last 2 years. Maybe BB should delegate more and, you know, hire some
above
average coordinators to help...
Homer: BB is GOD. (side note: I named my daughter "Belli").
How DARE any of you
"laymen" question what BB does! BTW, how long did YOU been coaching an NFL team???
Grab the short bus back to your mommy's basement!