The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

terabthia2 said:

It's where you throw dirty, filthy, smelly things.

IOW, it's a perfect name for a forum that only a Jets fan could come up with without a trace of irony.

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Lmao. Yea I know what a hamper is but why did those idiots call it a "hampur"?

The irony is perfect though.

Ross12 said:

My question is, isn't it spelled "hamper"??? So either they intended for it to be called the "Jets Hamper" but hilariously committed a typo, OR they are thinking the "Jets Hampur" is something else, but yet it still evokes the image of a dirty hamper.

It's really a no win situation, much like the entirety of the franchise's existence.

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I'm not going to attempt to answer your question, as I'm in no position of authority to do so. (thank God). I've never heard of a "hampur" as it is spelled like that, so it could be something they came up with that escapes me. Then again, it could be they just spelled it wrong. To that, the only other thing I can say is that making fun of the moronic IQ level of Jets fans is like shooting fish in a barrel. It's just too easy.

terabthia2 said:

To that, the only other thing I can say is that making fun of the moronic IQ level of Jets fans is like shooting fish in a barrel. It's just too easy.

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Ever hear about the time Geno Smith went shooting at fish in a barrel?

He went home hungry.

Joker said:

we have a winner...the 2014 Bleeding Between His Legs Derp Of The Year...

jetssjumets

Yep, glad the ppl who came here did
Once again, thanks to you and VTN. This is a great site. Just do me a favor, since you are a mod, help control some of those NE trolls -- you know, the pain-in-the-ass ones who pulled the same **** on JI. I am hoping Ashole, Guido, Rob, etc. are not allowed to infect this site as they did on JI. Keep those ****ers in their place or let them go to the Pats* site.

I don't know how you guys did it but you really scarred this ignorant little mutt for life....uh...wait...lawyer...yeah, he claims he's a "lawyer". Bet he's had three cases...in traffic court.

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He was one of the biggest asshats on the former JI, too.

TBR said:

Lmao. Yea I know what a hamper is but why did those idiots call it a "hampur"?

The irony is perfect though.

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It's way beyond perfect. It's cosmic.

* A hamper is used for the temporary storage of soiled diapers.
* Jets fans misspelled it.

Should we go on there and ask? Lol

Ross12 said:

Should we go on there and ask? Lol

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Ask what? If they tried to spell "hangar" and came up with "hampur"? No, I think they genuinely understand that whatever they have to say about their team equates, in one form or another, to a place for crappy diapers. They just misspelled it.

Clonamery said:

Your sarcasm is getting waaaaaay too subtle for me.............

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Geno was pro bowl level at the end of the year just like he said. J-e-t-s jets! Jets! JETS!!

Would they get it?

Ryan Nassib is like the 53rd best qb in the nfl. The possibility of acquiring such a commodity is really exciting to jet fans:

Same old Jets.

Tamper with another AFC East team's coach in the week before the team plays its Super Bowl. Only difference is that the Bills won theirs.

Ross12 said:

Ever hear about the time Geno Smith went shooting at fish in a barrel?

He went home hungry.

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Ever hear about the time Geno Smith wend shooting fish in a barrel with something important on the line? Fish intercepts bullet, returns it for a touchdown...

Media says there's nothing wrong with Geno's gun's mechanics and coaching staff should not mess with it.

Rex says he didn't come to the fish-shooting-range to kiss the Gorton Fisherman's rings.

Idzik buys a worse gun for more money.

Fish turns out to be a Dolphins fan, surprise surprise, announces "SOJ."

RecoveringCowboy said:

Would they get it?

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Remember, God only made Moses wander in the desert for forty years. Whatever Jets fans have done must seriously have ticked Him off.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/03/bears-have-no-interest-in-rex-ryan/related/

...but Rex has experience coaching QBs that can't play

RecoveringCowboy said:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-jets-players-lied-about-concussion-symptoms,37656/

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If true, that is messed up on many levels.

Galeb said:

If true, that is messed up on many levels.

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It's the Onion. It's a joke article.

Galeb said:

If true, that is messed up on many levels.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/fox-introduces-new-line-of-scrimmage-reporter-for,37682/

Tunescribe said:

It's the Onion. It's a joke article.

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And this is a thread that doesn't need to make stuff up. The Jets are enough on their own.