The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

FrodoBagginz said:

Some Jets fans want Thompkins.

"I don't know how true that tweet is...but given our WR situation....it would be NEGLIGENT for Idzik not to at least put in a claim for this guy....Geno can get him the ball, Brady can't."

LOL

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G-NO couldn't get himself the ball never mind tompkins

Rob0729 said:

His excuse is brilliant. He was at the movies and he screwed up the times because he didn't understand he was in the Pacific Time Zone and that they are three hours behind East Coast time. This is the starting QB of the NYJ!

So he can't understand the complexities of the differences between Eastern Time and Pacific Time and the Jets expect him to read defenses?

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If he saw the movie "The One Hundred Foot Journey", that'd be 19 feet more than his actual passing yardage.

Deus Irae said:

I got this from another forum. I assume it's accurate. The Jets drive chart:

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Reading JI is like watching a ship of Somali pirates sink.

Mike the Brit said:

Of course, it could have been one of those places where they show cartoons on continuous loops ...

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Post of the day. I rate it five out of five:

reflexblue said:

G-NO couldn't get himself the ball never mind tompkins

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Geno is counting on Revis to be his go to receiver 10 days from now. He will explain it by saying he got confused by Revis changing teams, just like the time zones.

I want the Jets to to be good enough for Rex to keep his job. He's a good enough coach to keep them out of the basement but he's a terrible head coach and will always dig his own grave. He could provide years of entertainment. I'm sure he's going to draft a defensive player next year (first round) if he's still around... maybe a linebacker this year (lol)... he's the perfect Jet coach.

Deus Irae said:

Most Jets fans would gladly give up their firstborn to get a pack of smokes.

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Come to think of it, most of them would, if they could understand what "firstborn" meant.

Tunescribe said:

Shouldn't that be termed, "Jets stall chart"?

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Well, I'm pretty fond of this one!

Joker said:

JUST END THE STUPIDITY

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that does work better than Just End This Sht

endless sarcastic putdowns are the birthright of the green sewer rats

FirstAndGoal said:

I want the Jets to to be good enough for Rex to keep his job. He's a good enough coach to keep them out of the basement but he's a terrible head coach and will always dig his own grave. He could provide years of entertainment. I'm sure he's going to draft a defensive player next year (first round) if he's still around... maybe a linebacker this year (lol)... he's the perfect Jet coach.

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Don't worry. Rex will invite Woody to the team kegger at the end of the season and buddy around with him at the party and Woody will give Rex a ten year extension. Woody consistently has shown that his only business skills are that his grandfather was a genius businessman. Woody and Rex's relationship is like the high school jock who says high to the school nerd in the halls because he feels bad for him and the nerd idolizes him because of it.

The stupidity of Geno's time zone excuse is mind-boggling.

Everyone seems to be missing the point that if he was still on east coast time, he would be 3 hours early, and not late for a meeting.

If he ever loses his playbook I bet his excuse will be "my dog ate my playbook".

This is the first time I've realized I will actually miss Rexy when he's gone.

FirstAndGoal said:

The stupidity of Geno's time zone excuse is mind-boggling.

Everyone seems to be missing the point that if he was still on east coast time, he would be 3 hours early, and not late for a meeting.

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This is an absolute stupid argument! Three hours early?!? He showed ten minutes after the meeting ended. That means he would have only been one hour and fifty minutes early.

Let's hope the season ends with them firing Idzik and promoting Rex to Coach/GM.

FrodoBagginz said:

If he ever loses his playbook I bet his excuse will be "my dog ate my playbook".

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Not to worry, when in three hours when we get to this point on Pacific Time he can stop the dog from eating his playbook before it happens.

Here's how I think it went down and why the movies was an excuse.

1) They were up to no good and probably in an altered state of mind
2) The decided in that altered state of mind, that they could be a few minutes late (lol)
3) The team started calling their cell phones about 5 minutes after the meeting started
4) They were too f'cked up to answer so they came up with the movie excuse as to the reason they didn't
answer their cell phones. "We had to shut them off in the theater" (yea, I know they could set them to vibrate but they're idiots).