The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

Joker said:

c'mon you big baby...that's the best medical procedure EVER.....I LOOK FORWARD to these procedures...and yes, I was sweating bullets leading up to the first one like everybody else.

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I defer due to your cited extensive experience of jamming things up your butt.

Time to use the service entrance

PatsWickedPissah said:

I defer due to your cited extensive experience of jamming things up your butt.

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Don't knock it till you've tried it.

PATS16N0 said:

Jets Insider is dying and the moron-parade is moving to a forum built with software from like 1996.

rofl

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LOL! I think some of the JI board members are in for a shock. JI let a lot of blatant homophobic posts, racist posts, and just bullying go on with a lot of their posters. I am sure that scout.com is going to be less tolerant. I think there is a lot of ironically, unintentionally funny posters who are going to disappear.

Joker said:

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When I first saw this I thought the kicker at the top said "Jester Day Special Section"

Which brings to mind that Beatles classic, Jesterday...

Jesterday
Distant hopes were not so far away
Now each time we pass I have to pray
Oh I believe in Jesterday

Suddenly
We are losing quite repeatedly
Past the Patriots we cannot see
Oh Jesterday came suddenly

While the tale is old, it's still told,
On old Broadway
We won a Super Bowl, But it's cold
Since Jesterday

Jesterday
Football was an easy game to play
Now it always goes New England's way
Oh I believe in Jesterday

Joker said:

well yeah...I mean if you're a near braindead ,sub-mongoloidal troglodyte that can't follow simple instructions to properly prep your colon...sure bad things can happen...but if you're THAT frickin' stupid, you probably won't make it much further in life, if you even live to the age when you need one.More people die from eating fried freakin' chicken in a month than all the recorded colon explosions in medical history.

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Well...that describes most Jets fans, no? Hence the original Ford Pinto comparison!

Hopefully, the natural order is righted today: Patriots win, followed by a clown car laff riot as the Green Beans get mashed in Green Bay. Should be a great afternoon in front of my brand-new 55-inch high-def Samsung. (If the opposite happens, read about me in the Monday obituaries section.)

Soothsayer's selling out under the banner of "Just wait 'til you see what the other guys are going to do"....

Tunescribe said:

Hopefully, the natural order is righted today: Patriots win, followed by a clown car laff riot as the Green Beans get mashed in Green Bay. Should be a great afternoon in front of my brand-new 55-inch high-def Samsung. (If the opposite happens, read about me in the Monday obituaries section.)

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and let me add, as I've been researching different electronic products re: tv's.... that Samsung gives you quite a bang for your buck.I have a huge Mitsu hi-def DLP but the damn lamp burns out every year and I've been looking at all the brands the past two months. I keep coming back to Samsung as my first choice.

Oh...and the best corner in the league is back for the great green rats...yes, Millie is back and she's stitching a quilt on the bench until coach lardass calls her number ...the Jets do indeed suck...same as it ever was

Joker said:

and let me add, as I've been researching different electronic products re: tv's.... that Samsung gives you quite a bang for your buck.I have a huge Mitsu hi-def DLP but the damn lamp burns out every year and I've been looking at all the brands the past two months. I keep coming back to Samsung as my first choice.

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Yeah, it brings whole new dimensions to the game. The red, pulsing capillaries in Goodell's cheeks are shockingly vivid when he's interviewed under duress. And the expression of clueless panic on Gee-No!'s face is palpable, even through his face mask.

Dominique Easley now officially has had a better career than Vernon Gholston.

[Then again, in their respective rookie seasons, so did Gary Guyton. ]

Tunescribe said:

Hopefully, the natural order is righted today: Patriots win, followed by a clown car laff riot as the Green Beans get mashed in Green Bay. Should be a great afternoon in front of my brand-new 55-inch high-def Samsung. (If the opposite happens, read about me in the Monday obituaries section.)

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Unfortunately, the Packers defense is really, really bad.

Man, Green Bay sux. Geez. Jest are taking the division. We're doomed.

They are peaking too early.

rochrist said:

Unfortunately, the Packers defense is really, really bad.

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Yeah, but they've got Gee-No! working in their best interests. Just wait, Green Bay will make a game of it.

And then down 12 with 3:12 left in the half, GB tries an onside kick and gives the Jets the ball at midfield. Mike McCarthy is the most overrated coach in the league. Where are all the cries that he's wasting a GOAT QB?

rochrist said:

And then down 12 with 3:12 left in the half, GB tries an onside kick and gives the Jets the ball at midfield. Mike McCarthy is the most overrated coach in the league. Where are all the cries that he's wasting a GOAT QB?

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Look at my post before yours.

Oh, look at that , Jest saved by the tuck rule. Its ok this time tho' right? Yea right