The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[shmessy]

What, no mention of the Globe?

They LOVE the Jets!

So our friend here is in fine company.

 

[shmessy]

I've seen the light. No worries. We do suck, and unless we get a new owner we will not win a SB.

I don't dislike You, nor do I hate you, but you were an easy target from day one. But I'll stop now, my orginal intent was not to troll, but to discuss football. But your posts changed my intent,

Serious buzzkill now.

C'mon, don't be nice. I NEED you to be a jerk!

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Oh God. Recovering Cowboy was in earshot of me mentioning Jerry Jones and then the inevitable veering off subject happened.

Awww d%#*!@t, I just said "Oh God" in my first line. Here comes ChristianCat now.........

For me the ultimate J-word is not the Jets but Jerry....(Woody) Johnson is another J-word!

But while a team needs a franchise QB, it's just part of the championship package.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

This just in: It may be unconstitutional to execute a Jets fan - read on.

HUNTSVILLE, Texas (AP) — A federal appeals court halted the execution scheduled Wednesday of a Texas prisoner whose attorneys say is too delusional to be put to death.

http://hosted2.ap.org/APDEFAULT/386c25518f464186bf7a2ac026580ce7/Article_2014-12-03-US--Texas Execution-Panetti/id-57604bcd5c514c85bbd2807f9f6533ac

There has not been a test case yet, but if being highly delusional can spare an inmate from execution, being a Jets fan should meet that criteria.

Just my Texas perspective on things.

 

[IcyPatriot]

I'll actually respond to this idiotic post, written by my fanboy, Tunescribe . Did you watch the game yesterday? The Jets were running a college offense, with misdirection after misdisrection and a sprinkle of jet sweep and ghost motion action- these are plays that the Florida Gators ran forty times a game in '08 and '09 for Tim Tebow . Hell, I saw Georgia Tech run a similar offense to Rex's on Saturday. Anyone, who understands the game realizes that this is a pass happy league, and you aren't going to win without attempting to move the ball down the field through the air, since the rules heavily favor offenses. Next,you do realize many other football fans agree with me? The Jets were RUNNING a College offense. If you disagree, prove me wrong. Idzik forced Rex to play Geno, and this was Rex's response. Idzik has proven, that he's a terrinle decision maker, it's time that he goes, and many other Jet fans share this sentiment. Rex Ryan knows he'll be fired, and this point why wouldn't he want to be canned early? He'll still collect his paycheck, and he can go job hunting in December. You have absolutely zero knowledge of the Jets situation; I suggest you stay out of these discussions, as they are too complex for narrow minded individuals such as yourself.

Wow ... didn't think anyone dropped acid anymore - how do the Jets look through a Kaleidoscope?

 

[Wax Frog]

Serious buzzkill now.

C'mon, don't be nice. I NEED you to be a jerk!

Faith, Brother Shmessy! He's still a Jets fan!

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

...understand what this thread is and avoid it if it's not to your tastes....

If anyone wanted to do a similar thread on the Raiders, Bucs, Redskins, or Giants, they would have plenty of material on their miserable seasons.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

This just in: It may be unconstitutional to execute a Jets fan - read on.

"HUNTSVILLE, Texas (AP) — A federal appeals court halted the execution scheduled Wednesday of a Texas prisoner whose attorneys say is too delusional to be put to death."

http://hosted2.ap.org/APDEFAULT/386c25518f464186bf7a2ac026580ce7/Article_2014-12-03-US--Texas Execution-Panetti/id-57604bcd5c514c85bbd2807f9f6533ac

There has not been a test case yet, but if being highly delusional can spare an inmate from execution, being a Jets fan should meet that criteria.

Just my Texas perspective on things.

If Charles Manson were on the loose today, this is how he could avoid execution (see picture)

 

[Tunescribe]

Serious buzzkill now.

C'mon, don't be nice. I NEED you to be a jerk!

He's a Jets fan posting in a Jets suck thread, calling YOU "asinine" and ME an "ass-hole" within the last 24 hours. Jerk and Jets are synonymous.

 

[Bill Lee]

If anyone wanted to do a similar thread on the Raiders, Bucs, Redskins, or Giants, they would have plenty of material on their miserable seasons.

The Jets suckage goes far beyond those teams. Think about it: the last time you could be proud to be a Jets fan was 1969! Richard Nixon was president! The Vietnam War was in full swing! Not only had the iPod/iPad/iPhone not been invented, neither had the Apple II or the IBM PC, Steve Jobs was in high school and Apple would not be founded for another six years! Since then, all of the teams you've listed have won Super Bowls and yet the Jets haven't even made an appearance.

 

[1960Pats]

Are you guys really trying to convince an idiot to not be an idiot?

Most of us are just watching the Jet fan. Think of it as a kind of trip to the zoo.

 

[Tunescribe]

Most of us are just watching the Jet fan. Think of it as a kind of trip to the zoo.

It's like watching an ultra-slow motion reality horror show starring the Three Stooges.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

The Jets suckage goes far beyond those teams. Think about it: the last time you could be proud to be a Jets fan was 1969! Richard Nixon was president! The Vietnam War was in full swing! Not only had the iPod/iPad/iPhone not been invented, neither had the Apple II or the IBM PC, Steve Jobs was in high school and Apple would not be founded for another six years! Since then, all of the teams you've listed have won Super Bowls and yet the Jets haven't even made an appearance.

I don't disagree. I forgot to mention the Lions and Browns - they have never been to a SB! There are plenty of clowns to go around.

 

[Bill Lee]

I forgot to mention the Lions and Browns - they have never been to a SB! There are plenty of clowns to go around.

Right, but the Green Beans are in our division, so they're OUR clowns! The Packers fans can look down at the Lions, the Steelers fans can continue to look down on the Browns, and we'll continue to look down on the Jests!

 

[Galeb]

I'd give that asteroid better odds than the Jets.

There is a flaw in this comparison. An asteroid will almost certainly, eventually collide with the Earth. I don't think such a claim can be made about the Jets winning another superbowl.

 

[Ring 6]

I don't disagree. I forgot to mention the Lions and Browns - they have never been to a SB! There are plenty of clowns to go around.

But the Jets are our clowns.

 

[Joker]

Jets offense hard at work studying the passing game....

 

[woolster22]

If anyone wanted to do a similar thread on the Raiders, Bucs, Redskins, or Giants, they would have plenty of material on their miserable seasons.

Not the same heretic!

The jets are a period example of bumbling ineptitude, winning just enough to keep them in no man's land in the draft, and to ensure management keeps their jobs for another year, ensuring continued mediocrity. Unfortunately, it seems this may be the year Rex gets taken out behind the shed...

 

[Jetsfan25678]

He's a Jets fan posting in a Jets suck thread, calling YOU "asinine" and ME an "ass-hole" within the last 24 hours. Jerk and Jets are synonymous.

I was a different guy back then I've changed .

 

[Tunescribe]

I was a different guy back then I've changed .