The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[rochrist]

Is it me or is geno smith possibly worse than sanchez?

I almost expect a pick 6 every week from geno

Absolutely worse. Rex is the quarterback killer. Look at how Sanchez looked this preseason after getting out from under Rex's toes .

 

[Joker]

Absolutely worse. Rex is the quarterback killer. Look at how Sanchez looked this preseason after getting out from under Rex's toes .

Yes...I see it clearly now...Sanchez TRIED to swim in the huge NYC media fishbowl but unfortunately he got caught in the massive undertoe of the Cryan riptide and got sucked into the sewer with the rest of the green sludge.

 

[skspikex2]

 

[BritPat]

 

[1960Pats]

Since Revis covers the other team's #1 WR, does that mean that he won't have anyone to cover on the Jets?

 

[Tunescribe]

Thursday night I'm putting the whammy on Dogkiller Ron Mexico. He'll be hearing my voice during warmups. Has that subhuman scumbag been to Foxboro previously? I don't think he has.

 

[Joker]

I want to buy ten or twenty gross of these and give them away to fans entering the game...

 

[AzPatsFan]

Deviancy is in ascendancy in the U.S., today. Rex could be president.

We already have one.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

hey how's the jets season going?

 

[IcyPatriot]

Absolutely worse. Rex is the quarterback killer. Look at how Sanchez looked this preseason after getting out from under Rex's toes .

I'm thinking a great marriage could be in the Jets future ... Rex Ryan and Jameis Winston.

 

[PATS16N0]

hey how's the jets season going?

TWD gif FTW

 

[Ross12]

hey how's the jets season going?

Appropriate use of a Walking Dead gif, you win sir

 

[Uncle Rico]

Perfect ("GS" is Geno Smith):

 

[Ross12]

Perfect ("GS" is Geno Smith):

Geno thought they were still on West Coast time, which is behind East Coast time, he thinks, so his phone battery that said 1% was really, like, 31%, because of time zones, or something like that...

I also just want to point out that when I type "Geno" on my iPhone, it autocorrects it to "hemp". Take that for what it's worth.

 

[Tunescribe]

I also just want to point out that when I type "Geno" on my iPhone, it autocorrects it to "hemp".

Just consider yourself lucky it isn't immediately stolen by someone.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Geno thought they were still on West Coast time, which is behind East Coast time, he thinks, so his phone battery that said 1% was really, like, 31%, because of time zones, or something like that...

I also just want to point out that when I type "Geno" on my iPhone, it autocorrects it to "hemp". Take that for what it's worth.

Slightly OT but I used to work with a guy named Denis, one "n." You can imagine what spell check did with that.

 

[Mack Herron]

Fake Bill Belichick ‏@****yBelichick 20h20 hours ago
Jets week. You know what that means. Tomorrow I take a **** on the practice field to simulate the Jets offense. #kisstherings

 

[Joker]

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

I saw a plaque for the Yearly Bingo Winners at the Jersey Ephemeral Talent Sanatorium (JETS)

Season Quarterback(# games started)
2013: Geno Smith (16)
2012: Mark Sanchez (15) / Greg McElroy (1)
2011: Mark Sanchez (16)
2010: Mark Sanchez (16)
2009: Mark Sanchez (15) / Kellen Clemens (1)
2008 : Brett Favre (16)
2007: Chad Pennington (8) / Kellen Clemens (8)
2006: Chad Pennington (16)
2005: Brooks Bollinger (9) / Vinny Testaverde (4) / Chad Pennington (3)
2004: Chad Pennington (13) / Quincy Carter (3)
2003: Chad Pennington (9) / Vinny Testaverde (7)
2002: Chad Pennington (12) / Vinny Testaverde (4)
2001: Vinny Testaverde (16)

 

[Kontradiction]

I suddenly have a hankering for vodka.