Official thank you to the Jets - New England Patriots Forums

Pessimistic Pete · 12-07-2010, 12:48 AM

You guys ****-ing suck, thank you!

Thank you for Bill ****-ing Greatest Coach of All-Time Belichick.
Thank you for starting Tom ****-ing Greatest QB of All-Time Brady's career.
Thank you for giving us Danny ****-ing Faulk 2.0 Woodhead for nothing.

Thank you for proving yourselves to be clowns tonight. Thank you for being so incompetent for so long.

You always will suck, remember this. For every year you start 9-2, you will finish depressed. I can assure you of this. Thanks guys.

Kdo5 · 12-07-2010, 12:52 AM

I fully endorse this thread.

andrewgarrr · 12-07-2010, 12:53 AM

Thread should get locked and closed. I don't see how this can be productive.

reamer · 12-07-2010, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by andrewgarrr

Thread should get locked and closed. I don't see how this can be productive.

I think it should be pretty self evident.

Great thread, Pete!

Patspsycho · 12-07-2010, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Pessimistic Pete

You guys ******* suck, thank you! Thank you for Bill ******* Greatest Coach of All-Time Belichick. Thank you for starting Tom ******* greatest QB Brady's career. Thank you for giving us Danny ******* Faulk2.0 Woodhead for nothing.

Thank you for proving yourselves to be clowns tonight.

Thank you for being so incompetent for so long.

I don't believe in kicking people or teams when they are down.

Pessimistic Pete · 12-07-2010, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by andrewgarrr

Thread should get locked and closed. I don't see how this can be productive.

You can kindly get the hell out then. I'll be kind and give you a free ride on Air McCourty to depart you.

Pessimistic Pete · 12-07-2010, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Patspsycho

I don't believe in kicking people or teams when they are down.

I believe in tripping the Jets, then offering them a hand back up to give them false security (ala, letting them have the division lead for a few weeks) then, right when they're feeling pretty good about themselves you walk right up to them and kick them in the ****-ing throat. After they're down on the ground all like "WTF?!" you repeatably start jumping on their ****-ing throat until they're coughing up blood. After that you open their mouth with your foot and spit in it.

Then when they're getting taken to the hospital, they look up and see that it's ****-ing Bill Belichick in a surgeon's mask. They are helpless. Belichick orders doctor Brady to come in who carves up their fat ****-ing stomachs and stuffs them with dynamite. Then McCourty comes into the job, and rips off the ****-ing head of Mark Sanchez, running off with it like this...

***sevengables_2207*** · 12-07-2010, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Pessimistic Pete

I believe in tripping the Jets, then offering them a hand back up to give them false security (ala, letting them have the division lead for a few weeks) then, right when they're feeling pretty good about themselves you walk right up to them and kick them in the ****-ing throat. After they're down on the ground all like "WTF?!" you repeatably start jumping on their ****-ing throat until they're coughing up blood. After that you open their mouth with your foot and spit in it.

Then when they're getting taken to the hospital, they look up and see that it's ****-ing Bill Belichick in a surgeon's mask. They are helpless. Belichick orders doctor Brady to come in who carves up their fat ****-ing stomachs and stuffs them with dynamite. Then McCourty comes into the job, and rips off the ****-ing head of Mark Sanchez, running off with it like this...

Wonder if this is an actual nightmare suffered by Rex Ryan at some point?

Kdo5 · 12-07-2010, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pessimistic Pete

I believe in tripping the Jets, then offering them a hand back up to give them false security (ala, letting them have the division lead for a few weeks) then, right when they're feeling pretty good about themselves you walk right up to them and kick them in the ****-ing throat. After they're down on the ground all like "WTF?!" you repeatably start jumping on their ****-ing throat until they're coughing up blood. After that you open their mouth with your foot and spit in it.

Then when they're getting taken to the hospital, they look up and see that it's ****-ing Bill Belichick in a surgeon's mask. They are helpless. Belichick orders doctor Brady to come in who carves up their fat ****-ing stomachs and stuffs them with dynamite. Then McCourty comes into the job, and rips off the ****-ing head of Mark Sanchez, running off with it like this...

hahahaha

#56300ex · 12-07-2010, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pessimistic Pete

I believe in tripping the Jets, then offering them a hand back up to give them false security (ala, letting them have the division lead for a few weeks) then, right when they're feeling pretty good about themselves you walk right up to them and kick them in the ****-ing throat. After they're down on the ground all like "WTF?!" you repeatably start jumping on their ****-ing throat until they're coughing up blood. After that you open their mouth with your foot and spit in it.

Then when they're getting taken to the hospital, they look up and see that it's ****-ing Bill Belichick in a surgeon's mask. They are helpless. Belichick orders doctor Brady to come in who carves up their fat ****-ing stomachs and stuffs them with dynamite. Then McCourty comes into the job, and rips off the ****-ing head of Mark Sanchez, running off with it like this...

That right there with the gif running underneath,, that's alllll kinds of funny