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Remember how I said that it was my fault that we lost against San Francisco and that just about every time I go to see the Patriots play at Gillette, they lose?

I told you guys that I wouldn't be going anywhere near Gillette until next year........well, I kinda got tickets to the Houston game. I'm sorry...we're doomed.

Please help me fell less guilty and tell me of your plan to reverse my negative karma/mojo/luck so that I can sleep at night.
 
My plan is to take you out before you enter the stadium.
 
Remember how I said that it was my fault that we lost against San Francisco and that just about every time I go to see the Patriots play at Gillette, they lose?

I told you guys that I wouldn't be going anywhere near Gillette until next year........well, I kinda got tickets to the Houston game. I'm sorry...we're doomed.

Please help me fell less guilty and tell me of your plan to reverse my negative karma/mojo/luck so that I can sleep at night.

I hate this line of reasoning almost as much as those bud light commercials.

"if we turn the labels forward, and act like giant tools, the kick will go through!"
 
I'll buy your tickets.
 
Lets not be silly here, stay home and watch the game.
 
Remember how I said that it was my fault that we lost against San Francisco and that just about every time I go to see the Patriots play at Gillette, they lose?

I told you guys that I wouldn't be going anywhere near Gillette until next year........well, I kinda got tickets to the Houston game. I'm sorry...we're doomed.

Please help me fell less guilty and tell me of your plan to reverse my negative karma/mojo/luck so that I can sleep at night.
I feel the same way in the playoffs... I am undefeated during the regular season but I went to the 09 Ravens game (loss) and 10 Jets (loss)... I will not go anywhere near Gillette during the playoffs; Funny thing is that I was offered tix to this weekends game and I turned them down-
 
Remember how I said that it was my fault that we lost against San Francisco and that just about every time I go to see the Patriots play at Gillette, they lose?

I told you guys that I wouldn't be going anywhere near Gillette until next year........well, I kinda got tickets to the Houston game. I'm sorry...we're doomed.

Please help me fell less guilty and tell me of your plan to reverse my negative karma/mojo/luck so that I can sleep at night.

The reality is that you are probably going to games where top tier competition is played, but I've got to admit that I'd much rather see you not go on Sunday.

HD looks really good these days at home. Please reconsider.
 
You need to biatch slap yourself and then mail each of us on this forum a $50 bill.
 
What's your home address?

Just curious that's all
 
The reality is that you are probably going to games where top tier competition is played, but I've got to admit that I'd much rather see you not go on Sunday.

HD looks really good these days at home. Please reconsider.
I agree, HD is spectacular... I also love surround sound, but being able to go to the bathroom whenever you want... being as drunk as you want without getting kicked out is equally amazing! Oh, and eating as much food as you want without spending a dime is also nice- Love going to Pats games, but there is nothing like being at home
 
See, I learned my lesson. Every time I attend a game during the regular season we lose in the postseason. I was at the Ravens 2007 game, the hideous game where Brady went down where we didn't even make the postseason, and last year's Redskins game. This year, the Pats played in Baltimore and I stayed home. I'm not making this mistake again.
 
I hate this line of reasoning almost as much as those bud light commercials.

"if we turn the labels forward, and act like giant tools, the kick will go through!"

How many people do you see at any sporting event with not just beer bottles, but appearing to be full ones when the "deciding field goal" is kicked, if that was case the Arizona game would have been a cluster. I can't even get the STH next to me to not hog the arm of the seat never mind the entire row being in sync.
And you sir need to pull a "COSTANZA" that day and do the opposite..eat a veggie burger instead of a hamburger, drink an O'Douls instead of a Bud Light, stay in your seat and tell others "down in front" when the defense is on the field, etc.............
 
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You have two options as penance for your sin:

* Don't leave for the stadium until you've said two billion "Hail Bradys";

or

* Do one hundred laps around Florham Park or until you get sucked into the gravitational orbit of the Jets' suckage.
 
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My games at Gillette:

2006: Broncos (L)
2008: Miami (Wildcat game L)
2009: Ravens Playoff game(L)
2010: NYJ Playoff game (L)
2011: Miami Christmas eve game (win after being down 21)

Not so good, I will be watching from my living room this week.
 
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Mail them to me. I'll be happy to give you $0 to take them off your hands. You can toss in a free airline ticket as well.
 
I feel the same way in the playoffs... I am undefeated during the regular season but I went to the 09 Ravens game (loss) and 10 Jets (loss)... I will not go anywhere near Gillette during the playoffs; Funny thing is that I was offered tix to this weekends game and I turned them down-

You -- unlike some people -- are a true fan.
 
Remember how I said that it was my fault that we lost against San Francisco and that just about every time I go to see the Patriots play at Gillette, they lose?

I told you guys that I wouldn't be going anywhere near Gillette until next year........well, I kinda got tickets to the Houston game. I'm sorry...we're doomed.

Please help me fell less guilty and tell me of your plan to reverse my negative karma/mojo/luck so that I can sleep at night.

Just give me the tickets.

Feel better??
 
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Remember how I said that it was my fault that we lost against San Francisco and that just about every time I go to see the Patriots play at Gillette, they lose?

I told you guys that I wouldn't be going anywhere near Gillette until next year........well, I kinda got tickets to the Houston game. I'm sorry...we're doomed.

Please help me fell less guilty and tell me of your plan to reverse my negative karma/mojo/luck so that I can sleep at night.

If you were this superstitious why would you even get tickets?
 
Remember how I said that it was my fault that we lost against San Francisco and that just about every time I go to see the Patriots play at Gillette, they lose?

I told you guys that I wouldn't be going anywhere near Gillette until next year........well, I kinda got tickets to the Houston game. I'm sorry...we're doomed.

Please help me fell less guilty and tell me of your plan to reverse my negative karma/mojo/luck so that I can sleep at night.

It would help if you're seated right behind the Texans bench and wail beer cans at Watt's head to keep him annoyed and off his game.
 
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