***Week 15 Results / Week 16 Betting*** Dingleberry Casino

[Dingleberry]

Well, the Casino did well last week. So well, in fact, that I bought Mrs. Dingleberry a pair of 2 karat diamond earrings with the profits for the week. Only 3 players made money last week. Chevy is looking to be in good shape for that brown banner as regular season champ. As of right now, the top 11 would qualify for playoff betting. Still 3 weeks to get those bank rolls above 50k though!

In the spirit of giving, I have a special gift for all of you this Christmas. Hopefully, this gift spices up the two Christmas day games for you a bit. If you are like me, you might have been planning to keep one eye on the games anyway. But I want this gift to give you a reason to actually follow the two games on Saturday. To each of you, I am giving $8,000.00 to bet on the two Saturday games. And you must bet $4,000 on one game, and $4,000 on the other. You can bet the spread, the over/under, or do a same game teaser. Bet the 4k on Cleveland/Green Bay, and 4k on Indy/Arizona as you see fit. You cannot pocket the 8k. If you do not use it on Saturday's games, you lose it. It is free money, so no need to fear losing it on these bets. Have fun and enjoy the guilt free betting on both games to make your Christmas Day viewing a little more enjoyable.

I thank all of you for joining venecol and me this season. It has been more fun and more interesting than I imagined it would be. I appreciate all of you for making this a successful first run. I wish all of you a Merry Christmas and an enjoyable/memorable time with your loved ones. That is what matters, after all!

I will be posting some Patriots/Bills prop odds some time Friday. If I am here posting Saturday night, please excuse my likely nonsensical and immature posting as I may be suffering from some bottle-induced happiness.

The bank rolls below do NOT include the free 8k you have to bet Saturday's games as you only keep the winnings from the bets (if you win). Week 16 lines are below the rankings.

@Chevy @Ring 6 @Froob @Calhoun44 @everlong @pazrul72 @venecol @Pat the Pats Fan @PatsFanInVa @ArchAngel007 @irishfanatic @borisman @BaconGrundleCandy @1960Pats @Ford Prefect @Boston Boxer @mgcolby @JarOfMayo51

 

[JarOfMayo51]

To each of you, I am giving $8,000.00 to bet on the two Saturday games. And you must bet $4,000 on one game, and $4,000 on the other.

 

[Dingleberry]

Welcome back Enjoy the 8k on the Christmas games. If you win, that means you have a modest bank roll again!

 

[Calhoun44]

Can we use the 4K on money line bets? @Dingleberry

 

[Dingleberry]

Can we use the 4K on money line bets? @Dingleberry

Good question. That would only be the Brownies at +300 as there is no M/L on the other game.

Yes. If you want to put the 4k on the money line, that is fine. You could bet a little on the money line, spread, and the O/U if you like.

Now that I think about it, you could put 2k on the Browns and 2k on the Packers. That way, you are guaranteed of walking away with 2k of the 4k. Not very sporting, but I will allow it. Of course, I would be rooting for a push in that case!

 

[pazrul72]

Yay free money! Gonna need it after last weeks disaster. As always thank you @Dingleberry and @venecol this has been entertaining. Returning to my previous strategy of a wide net instead of one “sure thing” bet.

Brown/Packers (over 44) 4k
Cardinals (-0.5) 4k
TB12‘s (-11) 1k
Giants (+10.5) 1k
Chargers (-9.5) 1k
Bengals (-2.5) 1k
Pats (-2.5) 1k
Edit: the more I think about this, both offenses missing tons of personal, bad weather, good defenses changing it to under. Pats/Bildos (under 43.5) 1k
Steelers (ML +300) 1k
Steelers/Chefs (under 44.5) 1k
Redskins (+10.5) 1k

 

[Ring 6]

Christmas bets
4000 teaser
Cards +5.5
Over 43.5

4000 teaser
Packers -1
Over 38

 

[PatsFanInVa]

9ers to cover 2K

Gimme that Browns Money Line, 4k, bc I hate A Positive
Cardinals, 4K

1K Panthers moneyline on Kellerman's Cliff (no, not Kingsbury)
2k on the over, Iggles/Gintz
1k on the surging Texans and their 9.5 friends
1k, money line, on the intermittently surging Lions over the falcons
2k on Joe Burrow to beat the Ravens (what else does he have to do?)
2k on Minnesota moneyline

Does it get better than the JETE-Jags? I just have to bet this somehow.

1k Jags and 1.5 points to beat the JETE
5K on the Pats to cover
2k on the Pats-Bills over
2k on dat Steelers moneyline, F the queefs.
2k on the over, Broncs-Raiders
2k on the Raiders
1k on the WFT moneyline, Hail To The Football Team
2k on the over, Dolphins-Saints

ALL THE PROP BETS
just kidding I'll wait til they're posted

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

All 8k on 6 pt teaser
browns +13
Browns pack over 38
cards +5.5
cards colts over 43.5

 

[everlong]

All 6 point teasers and all $7,500 bet.

Titans +9.5 and Titans/49ers over 38
Packers -1 and Packers/Browns over 38
Bucs -5 and Bucs/Panthers over 38
Chargers -3.5 and Chargers/Texans over 40
Lions +12 and Giants +16.5
Seahawks/Bears under 49 and Cards/Colts over 43.5

Free 4K bets

Packers/browns over 44
Cardinals -.5

 

[Boston Boxer]

Packers $4,000
Colts $4,000
49ers $6,000

 

[Chevy]

Packers (-7.0) $10000

Panthers (+11.0) $5000

WFT (+10.5) $5000

Seahawks (-6.5) $5000

Chargers (+9.5) $10000


House Money

Packers (-7.0) $4000

Cardinals (-0.5) $4000

 

[Calhoun44]

Titans (+3.5) $2K

 

[Dingleberry]

All 6 point teasers and all $7,500 bet.

Titans +9.5 and Titans/49ers over 36
Packers -1 and Packers/Browns over 36
Bucs -5 and Bucs/Panthers over 38
Chargers -3.5 and Chargers/Texans over 40
Lions +12 and Giants +16.5
Seahawks/Bears under 49 and Cards/Colts over 43.5

Did you want to use your free 4k on the Packers/Browns bet instead?

And make sure to make a 4k bet on the Colts/Cardinals game. Read the first post. It is gifted money that can only be used on those 2 games. You cannot lose any of your own money, but you keep any winnings!

 

[Dingleberry]

Packers $6,000

Take a look at the first post. You have free 4k house money to bet on the Packers. And 4k to use on the Colts/Cards game. You keep winnings and cannot lose money on these!

You can use your other 6k on another bet or just keep it in the bank.

 

[everlong]

Did you want to use your free 4k on the Packers/Browns bet instead?

And make sure to make a 4k bet on the Colts/Cardinals game. Read the first post. It is gifted money that can only be used on those 2 games. You cannot lose any of your own money, but you keep any winnings!

Got it, thanks. I'll add those bets under my post edited.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Christmas bets:
Browns/Packers over 44 - 4k
Colts +0.5 - 4k

Patriots -2.5 - 2k

 

[Boston Boxer]

Take a look at the first post. You have free 4k house money to bet on the Packers. And 4k to use on the Colts/Cards game. You keep winnings and cannot lose money on these!

You can use your other 6k on another bet or just keep it in the bank.

ok, thanks. i edited my original post. thx

 

[Guts]

49ers -3.5 $10K

 

[venecol]

7 PT: $6,000
49ers
Packers