Was Tom's jersey stolen or not?!

[PatsFanSince74]

Maybe someone from the orginization took it and wanted to present it to Brady in a special way? Just a theory.

That would be really, really dumb. Not impossible, but really dumb. The State Police in Texas are involved. The goddam Governor of Texas is involved.

If anyone had done something that stupid, their only options now are dousing it with gasoline to burn it or burying it in the woods for ten years.

If they were completely brain dead and told Brady about it, he would have to hand them in...but then there would be "Jerseygate." What did TB12 know and when did he know it? God save us.

 

[VrabelJr]

Joe Montana took it.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

All they have to do is comb through the surveillance footage and find a guy walking out of the stadium wearing a #12 Brady jersey. No sweat.

I'm sure whoever took it wouldn't be that dumb...but I don't think the authentic Gameday Jerseys with the SB LI Logo were sold before the game anyway.

 

[BlueThunder]

Maybe someone is going to blackmail Brady for it........If the thief is smart, it won't be for season tickets

 

[PatsFanSince74]

We know that there were only certain people in the locker room when it happened, security, Pats players, Pats employees and League employees.......I think I know where I would look first.......

Here's what I'm hoping.

I'm hoping that someone decided to give the League a taste of its own medicine and even the score...a made-up Jersey theft for a fabricated Football deflation.
I'm hoping that someone took the Jersey and somehow got it into Kensil's office, where they hid it...maybe burying it in a potted plant or something.
Then, someone tips the Texas Rangers who somehow get someone in the FBI in New York to show up and search Kensil's office, going directly for the potted plant...sort of like he went right for the Pats footballs.
The media is alerted.
Kensil is led out in cuffs.

OK. OK. Some of the details are a little fuzzy...but hey, I can dream can't I?

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Maybe someone is going to blackmail Brady for it........If the thief is smart, it won't be for season tickets

He'll demand some TB 12 Sleepwear.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

Much, if not most, of stolen art ends up in private vaults of the über rich. Where do you think the $500,000,000++ worth of paintings and objects from the Gardner heist ended up? Of course, there is the ultimate "five finger discount," but I imagine that there are those who would pay $60 or $70 million for the Vermeer, which would be valued at $200,000,000 if it were sold openly, even if they can only show it to a handful of people. Even if the thieves "only" ended up with half the final "take," it's not bad for a night's work if you have no ethics.

So, is there some cretin who would pay $100,000 for the Brady SB LI Jersey, which has been valued at $500,000? And is there somebody who'd be happy with $50,000 in their pocket, after the split with the Fence, for grabbing it? Yes, I'm afraid so. Don't ask me to explain either.

...but why would anyone want a cheaters smelly shirt?

 

[BlueThunder]

He'll demand some TB 12 Sleepwear.

Problem with that is ........How does it get delivered without giving the thief's identity away? Kinda like the season tickets

 

[PatsFanInVa]

NY sports media did it so they can run headline,

Brady to Play 2017 In New Jersey