This and That (The Real Deal)

[grandpajim]

[*]Circumstances require that the jets’ become creative in their search for a new general manager. So far, the GM position has been turned down by every living, breathing sentient being who has ever even heard of American Professional Football. The list of remaining candidates includes cartoon characters (Ren, but not Stimpy), space aliens, and plankton.
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My wife's, hairdresser's, boyfriend told her that Ozzy Osbourne is a serious candidate.

 

[ewg_gestalt]

I shudder at the prospect of the blizzard of new rule changes should the NE Patriots best Manning in Denver in the AFCCG

Remember that was because Jim Irsay, the owner of the Colts, was on the "competition committee" which so conveniently makes all the rules, and conveniently made the Patriots' primary defense against Manning illegal in an attempt to "steal" a Lombardi.

So we shouldn't fear beating Manning so much because of the potential for rule changes. It would just be preferable to avoid having to go to Denver, and the challenges playing in the cold and at high elevation would bring.

(On the other hand, had we faced Luck this year and won. . . . :bricks

My wife's, hairdresser's, boyfriend told her that Ozzy Osbourne is a serious candidate.

EWG Gestalt approves this selection. It would be the perfect match—somebody no one can understand for a franchise that has no clue what it's doing.