The Onion looks at this weeks matchup! (Ratbirds vs. Pats)

[JSn]

Ravens At Patriots | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Defense is the strength of this team (Ravens), so Pats should only win by a few points.

 

[upstater1]

Ray Rice is a bowling ball.

 

[A.C Vegas]

I really do hope BB can make a good game plan for this we all know the pats winning is way more important than stopping the war. BB he can finish that after the super bowl