The "I would rather ______ than watch the Broncos win tonight" thread

[A Defiant Goose]

I would rather sell my family to ISIS than watch the Broncos win tonight

 

[Joker]

I would rather ride a mile on an angry camel...for a date with Dorothy Hamill...

 

[Wax Frog]

...be Kim Kardashian's bidet..

 

[Gronkowski123]

waterboarded...

i would be absolutely sick if denver pulls this one out.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Fitzy had a good one a while back. I'd rather suffer 1,000 papercuts to my junk and walk through a lemonade waterfall than watch the Broncos win tonight

 

[Tunescribe]

OT: I just got back from grocery shopping (Market Basket in Leominster). There was a guy wearing an orange Manning jersey and orange hat, shopping with his wife. I couldn't help myself, as I rolled by him I said, "Manning is going down!" He chuckled but obviously it was out of courtesy.

 

[reflexblue]

I'd ratehr pluck my eyeballs out with a spoon and throw them in the garbage disposal than watch this...well actually i do want to watch big head get stomped

 

[Joker]

you should have said.."is that YOU, Interception?"

 

[OhExaulted1]

....give myself papercuts on my eyeballs....masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper.....paint my toenails with sulfuric acid.....sleep with Annabel Bowlen.....

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

"Lick Mannings 5 head"

 

[Ross12]

I would rather get molested by roided-up Ashley Manning

 

[A Defiant Goose]

I would rather get molested by roided-up Ashley Manning

ASHLEY THINK ROSS PRETTY. ASHLEY LIKE ROSS. ASHLEY EAT ROSS.

 

[Rusty Coupe]

would rather use a nail gun on my eyes and ears than have this scene unfold...

 

[Guts]

...watch Superbowl 42 again.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

...watch Superbowl 42 again.

lol @ the dislike on this post

 

[Deus Irae]

I'd rather be forced to watch Rosie O'Donnell nude oil wrestling against Roseanne Barr than watch the Broncos win tonight.

 

[FCB02062]

Listen to 24 hours of chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow & Chris Hayes than have Manning win tonight

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Walk over hot coals barefoot...while listening to Sara Palin say anything in that voice of hers...

 

[deters]

Go down on Hillary Clinton.

 

[resdubwhite]

Go down on Hillary Clinton.

watch you go down on Hillary Clinton.