The "I would rather ______ than watch the Broncos win tonight" thread

[RecoveringCowboy]

Walk over hot coals barefoot...while listening to Sara Palin say anything in that voice of hers...

Actually, she is parodies herself better than Tina Fey - I find her entertaining.

 

[farn]

Open-mouth kiss Rosie O'D.

 

[Anteros]

...be Kim Kardashian's bidet..

I gave it a funny. But also... ewwww.

 

[captain stone]

I would have rather watched the execrable turd Cam Newton win than watched the Donkeys win.