The I Played in High School Game

[Digger44]

I watch American Choppers so I know how to build a custom bike from scratch.

ya but there is no way you have a flow jet machine. so it doesn't count.

 

[PatsMyBoyz!]

I have a hemmoroid therefore I'm a pain in the azz:bricks:

 

[PatsMyBoyz!]

I watch Lost so I know how Rex Grossman feels.

.............

 

[Crazy Patriot Guy]

ya but there is no way you have a flow jet machine. so it doesn't count.

I'm pretty sure I could make one. I've watched at least 16 minutes of total air time on that thing. It can't be that hard.

Better yet, I used a water hose back in high school so I know somewhat of how the thing works.

 

[signbabybrady]

ive smoked gange therefore I should be the lead back for the dolphins

 

[pheenix11]

I play fantasy football so therefore I could be GM for the Pats.

I play Madden as well so I could also be starting halfback.

 

[ATippett56]

I watch "House" so let me tell you why your Doctor is giving you the wrong treatment for that inoperable tumor.

I responded to this inane post, so I should be a moderator.

 

[Canada's #1 Pats Fan]

I hit one nice drive off of the tee box so Tiger better watch out!

 

[GHOSTOFSAMGASH]

ive had unprotected sex so therefore i am tom brady:rocker:

 

[Flying Fungi]

amazing that it took so long...

I have been following the Patriots since dirt was young

I should be the offensive coordinator

 

[ATippett56]

amazing that it took so long...

I have been following the Patriots since dirt was young

I should be the offensive coordinator

A stand-in for NEM?

 

[PatsSteve1]

A now infamous thread has a statement which explains why the poster is qualified to judge that Bill Belichick doesn't know what he is doing:

"I played in High School, so I know somewhat of how things work"

** Frankly, everyone on this board, including myself, posts like they know more about NFL football than they really do. Even ex-NFL players who are commentators say things that make you wonder how low thier wonderlic scores must have been - So I don't think having played high scholl football makes you anymore an expert than anyone else here.

 

[HEY BRO! WHAT UP?]

I played competetive sports when I was younger. I like to win. Everyone else responding to this post probably was always the last kids picked to play dodge ball, basketball, football, soccer, etc. You study stats and drink the kool-aid that Belichick supplies and crucify anyone that writes negative about the organization.

 

[MrBigglesWorth]

A now infamous thread has a statement which explains why the poster is qualified to judge that Bill Belichick doesn't know what he is doing:

"I played in High School, so I know somewhat of how things work"

** Frankly, everyone on this board, including myself, posts like they know more about NFL football than they really do. Even ex-NFL players who are commentators say things that make you wonder how low thier wonderlic scores must have been - So I don't think having played high scholl football makes you anymore an expert than anyone else here.

This is true, if any one of us were asked to break down defenses, identify defenses, explain the subtle differences, memorize a playbook, terminology- we would all be overwhelmed.

 

[spacecrime]

I had the heart of a wide receiver and the feet of a duck. What does that make me qualified to be?

David Terrell.

 

[Crazy Patriot Guy]

I played competetive sports when I was younger. I like to win. Everyone else responding to this post probably was always the last kids picked to play dodge ball, basketball, football, soccer, etc. You study stats and drink the kool-aid that Belichick supplies and crucify anyone that writes negative about the organization.

If you like to win, why don't you want anyone important playing special teams? If all it took was running downfield very fast on kickoffs, there should be a lot more Olympic sprinters in the NFL.

You crucified the Pats organization for allowing a backup WR to play special teams, when they've been playing critical starters there for years now, along with every other team in the NFL.

(Except for the Rams. Wouldn't that be the team that Vinatieri threw a TD pass against to a wide open Troy Brown on a FG attempt in 2004? But they have the right idea. Just throw anybody out there)

I don't have a problem with negativity towards the Patriots. I haven't loved everything they've done over the years. However, my criticism is based in reality, not throwing the coaching staff under the bus for allowing a BACKUP to play special teams when that has been how the NFL has done it for ages now.

 

[MrBigglesWorth]

David Terrell.

that was a good one

 

[DarrylS]

BB was not nice to me, I should be a disgruntled reporter for the Boston Globe.

 

[gomezcat]

I watched the Apprentice and could therefore run a multi billion dollar business.

 

[NoCal Patriot]

Most guys who say they played in High School NEVER did. Those that did play in High School have moved on and don't have to tell everyone how good they were.If You were any good We all would have known!