Content Post The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

[Joker]

Jets play paintball on last day of OTAs | ProFootballTalk

My goodness these guys just give non-stop material.

uh...wha?....WHAT???...WHAT???...WHAT????????????

 

[NJPatsfan26]

So, shooting at each other with guns is supposed to be a "team-building" exercise? OK, Wrecks.

For these Green Beans, my idea of team-building would be to practice their asses off on the football field at every available opportunity, early and often. They need work, work and more work. Not team-sanctioned grab-ass outings. Aw hell, they obviously don't know the difference.

well i think they would need to know what a team is first.

and this whole work thing....oh its time for a god damn snack, forget it!

lol

 

[Salva135]

Stolen from JI due to hilariousness... some people are just way too bored and good at photoshop...

 

[BritPat]

You can imagine it can't you?

Sanchez sees someone but takes too long to pull the trigger and ends up shooting the ground.

Hill keeps dropping his gun.

Holmes gets shot once and stops playing because he's sore.

They find Mike Goodson sat under a tree trying to light a couple of leaves.

Wrecks ends up covered head to toe in paint, of both colours, as he's too easy a target.

Good old Green Beans!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

No, Sanchez doesn't look where he's going, runs into the lineman's butt, accidentally "discharges his weapon" into said butt -- and THEN his paintball gun goes off too!

 

[chasa]

They find Mike Goodson sat under a tree trying to light a couple of leaves. for some reason hes holding a REAL gun

fix that for you a little bit.

 

[randomk1]

Stolen from JI due to hilariousness... some people are just way too bored and good at photoshop...

One of the best comments on JI - " Ducasse can't even look tough when it's staged what a bust. "

 

[DocHoliday]

Mangold looks hilarious lol

You can tell he put the most effort in.

 

[kennyb]

I think they will have a tought year.

Be interesting if they let Geno play. And how he does.

Interesting though that on ganggreen at first people said "the year is a total bust/rebuilding year" but as time goes by they get more and more confident. Now it's more "anything can happen!" etc. etc. Just my impression.

Just like last year when they were possibly going to make the playoffs, at first when they were a long short everyone was slashing their wrists, but then a memo emerged "maybe we can still make it! no wait guys! All we have to do is WIN OUT and then ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN". Human nature to grasp at hope no matter how faint.

 

[Modest]

You can imagine it can't you?

Sanchez sees someone but takes too long to pull the trigger and ends up shooting the ground.

Hill keeps dropping his gun.

Holmes gets shot once and stops playing because he's sore.

They find Mike Goodson sat under a tree trying to light a couple of leaves.

Wrecks ends up covered head to toe in paint, of both colours, as he's too easy a target.

Good old Green Beans!

Cromartie keeps on trying to have his way with the barrel of his gun...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I think they will have a tought year.

Be interesting if they let Geno play. And how he does.

Interesting though that on ganggreen at first people said "the year is a total bust/rebuilding year" but as time goes by they get more and more confident. Now it's more "anything can happen!" etc. etc. Just my impression.

Just like last year when they were possibly going to make the playoffs, at first when they were a long short everyone was slashing their wrists, but then a memo emerged "maybe we can still make it! no wait guys! All we have to do is WIN OUT and then ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN". Human nature to grasp at hope no matter how faint.

That's what makes it fun... except when you see the poor little kids who are JEST fans... that part's tragic. They should send child protective services after the kids of JEST fans and take them away for 5 months a year.

 

[Tunescribe]

That's what makes it fun... except when you see the poor little kids who are JEST fans... that part's tragic. They should send child protective services after the kids of JEST fans and take them away for 5 months a year.

It's really quite sad the way they abuse those kids:

 

[Joker]

uh oh...Sanchez has a new comic out....

 

[Tunescribe]

uh oh...Sanchez has a new comic out....

Looks more like Cromartie on a normal night out.

 

[Joker]

yeah...I was going for the Mexican motif with the cactus masher but now that you mention it....

 

[Tunescribe]

yeah...I was going for the Mexican motif with the cactus masher but now that you mention it....

If it really was Sanchez, another cactus would be taking her away from him.

 

[Tunescribe]

Here's a photo of a Jets fan from the year 2125, long after Roger Goodell set the foundation for intergalactic play:

 

[Joker]

nice shot of Westhof...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Oh, crap in my wheaties day...



Tebow a Patriot. At least until training camp.

 

[PatsDeb]

Somewhere Rex Ryan is laughing at us for a change (right after he makes sure Timmy returned his playbook)...