The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[ewg_gestalt]

Re: OT: Rex end of an error "Ground and Pound"

Mods: Why the merge? Can't we discuss ending the ground and pound without it going into the Jokes thread?

Ultimately, everything about the Jets belongs in a joke thread.

 

[The Gr8est]

Gotta read THIS one carefully and ponder the ramifications.

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - *** OFFICIAL Woody Johnson & Rex Ryan Press Conference Thread 01.08.12 ***

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Can we all jet fans collect money together and buy the jets? Thats the only way to save this franchise. We are run by a bunch of idots."


Meet the new boss....same as the old boss.

 

[Rob0729]

My prediction is that the Jets end up hiring Cam "I haven't found an offensive gameplan that I can make even more predictable" Cameron as their OC. He seems right in their wheelhouse of OCs.

I'm a freakin Psychic.

ESPN: #Jets reached out to former Ravens offensive coordinator Cam Cameron to gauge his interest in coming to the team to replace Sparano

https://twitter.com/Steiny31/status/287306117866983426

Ok, it isn't a done deal by a long shot, but I kinda knew Ryan would go for the most predictable OC who draws up gameplans straight out of the 1990s.

 

[SVN]

The scary part for a jets fan- after today's presser, doesnt sound like this is a make or brake yr for him. its a fresh start and woody is all in with him.

 

[Deus Irae]

I'm a freakin Psychic.



https://twitter.com/Steiny31/status/287306117866983426

Ok, it isn't a done deal by a long shot, but I kinda knew Ryan would go for the most predictable OC who draws up gameplans straight out of the 1990s.

He likes to pass, too. I'm all for any O.C. that wants Mark Sanchez to pass more and the team to run less.

 

[Deus Irae]

Heckert pulled out of the Jets GM sweepstakes, and now Caldwell has pulled out of the Jets GM sweepstakes in favor of the Jaguars. Be on the alert for miles of sour grape vines all along the NY/NJ highway system.

 

[Frezo]

Heckert pulled out of the Jets GM sweepstakes, and now Caldwell has pulled out of the Jets GM sweepstakes in favor of the Jaguars. Be on the alert for miles of sour grape vines all along the NY/NJ highway system.

So maybe Woody didn't completely fire Tannenbaum in case he can't get another GM and he has to move him back to his old job. That would be priceless!

Or...he'll make Wrecks HC/GM for a year. We can only hope.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Heckert pulled out of the Jets GM sweepstakes, and now Caldwell has pulled out of the Jets GM sweepstakes in favor of the Jaguars. Be on the alert for miles of sour grape vines all along the NY/NJ highway system.

SHOCKING that Caldwell would jilt the Jets for the Jags after that awesome press conference today. Maybe he used his two NYJ interviews to get the inside scoop on Tebow ....

 

[crew1954]

I'm a freakin Psychic.



https://twitter.com/Steiny31/status/287306117866983426

Ok, it isn't a done deal by a long shot, but I kinda knew Ryan would go for the most predictable OC who draws up gameplans straight out of the 1990s.[/QUOTE]

I am having a hard time dealing with the fact that the '90's are ancient history!

 

[Deus Irae]

SHOCKING that Caldwell would jilt the Jets for the Jags after that awesome press conference today. Maybe he used his two NYJ interviews to get the inside scoop on Tebow ....

Indeed. The GM candidates who saw that probably couldn't call in there "No thanks" fast enough:

As @jayglazer reported, Jaguars and Dave Caldwell have agreed to terms on a new contract to make him Jacksonville's new GM.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/288765106005884928

The Jets are going to be a dangerous football team, and rumor has it that Syracuse is worried that they might not be able to beat them.

 

[SVN]

Steve Somers on WFAN just began with "Only thing missing from today's press conference was woody proposing to rex"....

 

[The Gr8est]

So maybe Woody didn't completely fire Tannenbaum in case he can't get another GM and he has to move him back to his old job. That would be priceless!

Or...he'll make Wrecks HC/GM for a year. We can only hope.

You may not be far off with that. I don't see any way any self-respecting GM candidate would choose the Rats, unless his only other options were being homeless and eating out of a dumpster; and even then it would depend on the quality of the food in said dumpster.

Don't be surprised if the Rats hire an in-house candidate.

 

[SVN]

CBS Podcast Player

Francesa rips jets.

 

[Joker]

Rob Ryan crapcanned as D co-ord in Dallas....

ToeSaucker Rex hits the motherlode!!! There's the PERFECT O co-ordinator for the Ryan Brothers - Burnem & Screwem three ring circus...brought you by the weirdest human being since Claus Von Bulow...Robert Wood ("Woody) Johnson...

this is too surreal....

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

http://www.dailyrecord.com/article/...dolph-seeks-probation?gcheck=1&nclick_check=1

 

[Tunescribe]

http://www.dailyrecord.com/article/...dolph-seeks-probation?gcheck=1&nclick_check=1

Tsk, tsk ... Yet another Green Bean gone bad.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Tsk, tsk ... Yet another Green Bean gone bad.

The waste of the north jersey slime jesters is leaking into society.

It must be contained......

before

its

to

LATE!!!

 

[Joker]

in related news....undercover, supersecret "shhhhhhhh!" general manager Rex Ryan just signed Thomas to a five year, 50 million dollar guaranteed contract and free Walgreen prescriptions until 2018.

 

[Joker]

Through high-profile New York City attorney Joseph Tacopina, Thomas has applied for admission into Morris County’s Pre-Trial Intervention program for first-time offenders. If he successfully completes a period of probation and other conditions, the charges would be dismissed and he would not have a criminal record.

after which Omissioner Jetdell will declare the whole sordid mess a "private matter" and sweep it under the carpet with the rest of the Jet toe saucking degeneracy, drunk driving, assaults, sideline trippings, repeated cap violations, open profanities aimed at NFL fans,deadbeat fathers and repugnant buttfumbling statutory rapists....what's next, oh High Lord Omish?.............

 

[Joker]

"it came to me last week at the pool...I finally figured out what I did wrong with the offense the past four years..so I'm asking everyone for a do over..and THIS TIME we're going all the way!!!"

holy krist....hear the Twilight Zone Theme, anyone???

"Santonio Holmes's injury crippled our offense and led to our record this season...I firmly believe that.."

Cue the Benny Hill theme song...

so...here's the latest news on the Jets and their interviewing for a new general manager...this guy is next up..tomorrow...