The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[Joker]

Whatever you say about Rex I've yet to see any defensive player not give his all.

yup...always been a good defensive assistant coach...zero clue how to head coach...admits it every chance he gets...stick a microphone hidden inside a foam foot and you'd probably get two years worth of material on defensive scheming, defensive players, defensive tactics,run defense and pass defense...just don't ask him to explain ANY of the offense the Jets run

 

[Tunescribe]

The locker room stuff is overplayed IMO ...

Gee, I wonder why you might think that. Could it be ... hmm ... I mean, might it just be possible that YOUR NEW JERSEY GREEN BEANS HAVE THE ABSOLUTE WORST, MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL CHEMISTRY OF ANY TEAM IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE???

Rationalization/delusion/denial (RDD) recently was designated by the American Psychiatric Association as an officially accepted clinical diagnosis pertaining to Jets Fan Syndrome (JFS), also generically and popularly referred to in common vernacular as Same Ol' Jets (SOJ). :bricks:

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

This dunk attempt reminds me of the Jets, assuming the guy bragged about his dunk before the attempt.






Like the Jets every year...


missed it by THAT much



OK, more like THAT much

 

[mikeyz6]

Jets are terrible

 

[Tunescribe]

Jets are terrible

More to the point ... they suck!

 

[JohninLynn]

This was from a Jets fan on Gang Green about their second game against the Pats:


The Jets were all set to take the division
But, play on the field reeked of indecision
Gang Green crapped the bed
Played like the Walking Dead
Not a Jet but, a one wing-ed pigeon

 

[JohninLynn]

and here's another one:

Rex said "We are still in the hunt,
"But Schotty, stop being a c*nt.
"Keep the ball on the ground!
"Overpower and pound!"
But Schotty called pass, pass, pass, punt.

 

[Joker]

oh noes, Wrecks was sukkin' some toes
Long about a Saturday night
A rub-a-dub, just givin' them a rub
Thinkin' everything was alright
Well, he stepped out the steam bath, put his feet on the floor
He wrapped a towel around them and he
Opened the door, and then a
Splish, splash... he jumped back in the bath.
Well how was he to know there was a camera rollin' on?

They was a-sukkin' and a'feelin''
Reelin' with the feelin', movin' and a'groovin'
Rockin' and a'rollin', yeah

Bing bang, he saw the green gang
Dancin' on his living room rug, yeah!
Flip flop, they was doin' the 'Chez bop
All the teens had their tap shoes on'
But there was lollipop with a Marky Sue
Good Golly, Tim Holy was-a even there, too!
A- well-a, oh noes, Wrecks forgot about them toes
He went and put his diddlin'' shoes on, yay!...

He was a trippin' and a slippin'', reelin' with the feelin',
Eatin' like a cretin', swearing and a cursin', yeah!

Yes, he was a-feelin''' and a fondlin'...
He was a-swillin' and a-pillin'...

Yeah, he was a-movin' and a-groovin'
He was a-reelin' on the ceiling'
We was a-toe-in' and a-cheesin'
Movin' with the hoovin' ..splish splash, yeah!

Love Bobby Darin tunes...

 

[Tunescribe]

There was a fat slob named Wrecks
Whose team was so dumb it seemed hexed
He asked Broadway Joe
If he could fondle his toes
You can see why that team's such a mess!

:singing::singing::singing:

 

[TyronePoole]

roses are red
violets are blue
The Jets suck

 

[PatsFanInVa]

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
The Jets fans use to make me laugh
Oh hold on, that was just last night
It turns out they're stick sucking, right?
Especially their coaching staff...
But in February, they never shiver
They call and get a pie delivered
And watch us on the TV
And whimper "why can't we be?"
I loved that little kid that cried
About the green beans' last year slide
What was New York's rate of suicide
The day their false hopes died?

Why, why, can't they just let it die?
trust the science, back the Giants,
or just follow hai alai?
But them good old Jets
Are champs in every July
Before their false hopes die

Now for years they’ve been irrelevant
Coached by a pervert elephant
And that’s the way it’s got to be
Yeah the Jesters play for the king and queen
And some coked-up posters on Gang Green
And twice a year for you and me
But while the Wrecks was lookin’ down
The Jesters put the ball on the ground
Then Sanchez makes a connection
But in the wrong direction
I was a lonely teenage bronkin buck
The last time that team had any luck
But now those guys are sad as f***
Each day their false hopes die

[repeat chorus]

(to be continued… or you do it, I need more sleep)

 

[reflexblue]

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
The Jets fans use to make me laugh
Oh hold on, that was just last night
It turns out they're stick sucking, right?
Especially their coaching staff...
But in February, they never shiver
They call and get a pie delivered
And watch us on the TV
And whimper "why can't we be?"
I loved that little kid that cried
About the green beans' last year slide
What was New York's rate of suicide
The day their false hopes died?

Why, why, can't they just let it die?
trust the science, back the Giants,
or just follow hai alai?
But them good old Jets
Are champs in every July
Before their false hopes die

Now for years they’ve been irrelevant
Coached by a pervert elephant
And that’s the way it’s got to be
Yeah the Jesters play for the king and queen
And some coked-up posters on Gang Green
And twice a year for you and me
But while the Wrecks was lookin’ down
The Jesters put the ball on the ground
Then Sanchez makes a connection
But in the wrong direction
I was a lonely teenage bronkin buck
The last time that team had any luck
But now those guys are sad as f***
Each day their false hopes die

[repeat chorus]

(to be continued… or you do it, I need more sleep)

Possibly the greatest reply ever posted here.

I'll try the next line....
Under our feet they do lie
While we watch them forever cry.....

 

[jlu52]

oh noes, Wrecks was sukkin' some toes
Long about a Saturday night
A rub-a-dub, just givin' them a rub
Thinkin' everything was alright
Well, he stepped out the steam bath, put his feet on the floor
He wrapped a towel around them and he
Opened the door, and then a
Splish, splash... he jumped back in the bath.
Well how was he to know there was a camera rollin' on?

They was a-sukkin' and a'feelin''
Reelin' with the feelin', movin' and a'groovin'
Rockin' and a'rollin', yeah

Bing bang, he saw the green gang
Dancin' on his living room rug, yeah!
Flip flop, they was doin' the 'Chez bop
All the teens had their tap shoes on'
But there was lollipop with a Marky Sue
Good Golly, Tim Holy was-a even there, too!
A- well-a, oh noes, Wrecks forgot about them toes
He went and put his diddlin'' shoes on, yay!...

He was a trippin' and a slippin'', reelin' with the feelin',
Eatin' like a cretin', swearing and a cursin', yeah!

Yes, he was a-feelin''' and a fondlin'...
He was a-swillin' and a-pillin'...

Yeah, he was a-movin' and a-groovin'
He was a-reelin' on the ceiling'
We was a-toe-in' and a-cheesin'
Movin' with the hoovin' ..splish splash, yeah!

Love Bobby Darin tunes...

Key of B flat. Everything about the Jets B flat......

 

[PatsFanInVa]

And yet Sanchez still can't hit a receiver, even in the flat... Wait, maybe Tebow can!!!

 

[ausbacker]

And yet Sanchez still can't hit a receiver, even in the flat... Wait, maybe Tebow can!!!

Drafting a Go route runner makes sense if you intend on starting a Quarterback whose primary weapon is hitting on deep wobblers. Know anyone like that on the Jets?

 

[randomk1]

Drafting a Go route runner makes sense if you intend on starting a Quarterback whose primary weapon is hitting on deep wobblers. Know anyone like that on the Jets?

That receiver is supposedly a good blocker so that's another piece for that fullback to work with.

 

[PatsWSB47]

Anyone here on Patsfans have the talent to perform that and throw it up on Youtube? That be would awesome and would likely go viral.

 

[Tunescribe]

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[Kontradiction]

Reaching for a QB who shouldn't start this season and not replacing Marshall nets an A? The only starter they picked up is a RT.

Dolphins fans are ridiculous.

Lamar Miller is definitely a starter. That kid is stud. I had him ranked as the second overall RB on my draft board, behind Richardson. He was a steal where they got him.

 

[NinjaZX6R]