*puts on tinfoil hat*
NFL meeting: Goodell, this Super Bowl is the more boring than the halftime show
Goodell makes the call to facilities: Guys, can we get a power outage for about 20 minutes?
Goodell slips onto the field during the cover of blackness, where he usually resides, and chats with the Harbaughs: Guys we need to even this one up now, okay? We can't have this boring of a game and still all have jobs in the morning. Fix it.
*lights come back on, Goodell hisses and cowers into the shadows.*
