Semi-OT: Pat Patriot arrested!!!

[patriotsdynasty12189]

where do i sign up to become the next one?

 

[reflexblue]

That would probably be hilarious.

*Car pulls up with Pat Patriot driving*
"Hey baby, wanna party?"
*Fist pump* *Head bang*

When i read the headline i imagined Pat the Patriot being lead out of the house wearing his costume with his hands cuffed behind his back.

Pat the Porn star.

 

[TennesseePatriot]

Man. What a week. Even the mascot is in trouble.

 

[SoonerPatriot]

I'm gonna bet he's put on that costume for a last time. And it sounds like we need to get younger at the mascot position anyway. 47 is pushing it unless your name is Ted Giannoulas

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm gonna bet he's put on that costume for a last time. And it sounds like we need to get younger at the mascot position anyway.

I noticed he'd lost a step.

When i read the headline i imagined Pat the Patriot being lead out of the house wearing his costume with his hands cuffed behind his back.

But you couldn't tell it was him for sure, he was holding a jacket over his face.

 

[patsfan-1982]

you know it's a bad week for the pats when there mascot get's arrested for being a john lol funny stuff

 

[reflexblue]

I noticed he'd lost a step.



But you couldn't tell it was him for sure, he was holding a jacket over his face.

............

 

[Delicate Genius]

Was he in his Pat Patriot gear at the time he was arrested?

This could be bad.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Man, that's just messed up. Especially when you know that he kept the mask on.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

If you think that story is bad wait until you hear who the new man for the mascot uniform is......

Zeke Mowatt has been chosen as the replacement !

 

[IcyPatriot]

First Tiger now Pat....Kids are going to have to find a new role model :singing:

Where's Barney?

 

[Patspsycho]

Man. What a week. Even the mascot is in trouble.

That just about says it all.

 

[reflexblue]

Where's Barney?

Busted for a trunk full of kiddy porn.

 

[Kontradiction]

We have a winner.

 

[Disco Volante]

On another note, prostition should be legal.

 

[Willie55]

Shouldn't this be moved to the ladies lounge?

 

[pats1]

'Pat Patriot' among 14 arrested in R.I. prostitution sting - Projo Pats Blog

A query to the Patriots about his status with the team brought this response:

"The Patriot mascot costume is worn by multiple people, all are held responsible for their actions. The individual in question has been suspended."

Sormanti could not be reached for comment.

 

[PATSNUTme]

Here's is the girl that he offered the money.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Pat Patriot anagram:

A Trap Tit Op

Regards,
Chris

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Here's is the girl that he offered the money.

Are you sure that that isn't Tiger's #14?????