A Defiant Goose
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Do I look fat in this?
And men say they don't understand women!Sorry about the duplicates...
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Almost forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)
Actually a stent is more of an experience. They put it in to bypass a blockage and do it under anesthesia but will take it out while you're awake. Envision someone pull starting a lawnmower or snowblower and the cord is barbed wire and extending from your bladder to the tip of Mr. Happy..... I asked the urologist, " what did I do to p*ss you off?"....That was my actual yesterday. Had a 2x1cm extracted and - spoiler alert - today’s been no picnic.
Bro. Got the stent since SAT. It’s hell. And I take it out myself on THU. As I’ve done before.Actually a stent is more of an experience. They put it in to bypass a blockage and do it under anesthesia but will take it out while you're awake. Envision someone pull starting a lawnmower or snowblower and the cord is barbed wire and extending from your bladder to the tip of Mr. Happy..... I asked the urologist, " what did I do to p*ss you off?"....
And men say they don't understand women!
Don't waste any more of it because you'll never understand someone that doesn't have self-understanding. I learned this from my wife fairly early on.I'm starting to understand my wife but I've only had 41 years to figure her out. All I need is a little more time.
That's not scary unless you give the wrong answer.
As soon as you figure it out, it will change into something else. Just go with it...Does anyone else have no idea what this thread is about?
That's not scary unless you give the wrong answer.
Does anyone else have no idea what this thread is about?
Is there a right answer? Asking for a friend and maybe for the entire male posting population in this forum.
I'm sure he's trollingNot scary...but sick and puked in my mouth after reading this...
Martellus BennettVerified account @MartysaurusRex 9h9 hours ago
Anyone wanna buy a super bowl ring?
Of course! The answer is, (drumroll....). "Honey, you know you always look great in everything!"Is there a right answer? Asking for a friend and maybe for the entire male posting population in this forum.
Just time, right?Ray Lewis with time to kill before a super bowl!!!!!
That's not scary unless you give the wrong answer.