This is obviously false. If it was true Kraft would have traded him to Cleveland instead of SF
If it
were true. Subjunctive mood, Bysshe. (affectionately ribbing by referring to you by Percy Shelley's middle name. It's English major trash talking.) Also, to the JETE if he were really ticked off
that chick fugly....unless Jimmy g is into banging skeletons and corpses....f ing nasty
You've already been mocked enough. Looks fine to me and bonus, if stuff breaks around the house, I'm sure she's a handy woman
Credibility power rankings:
1. Adam Schefter
2. Deuxmoi
3. Jason La Canfora
4. Chris Mortensen
...27. Seth Wickersham
Guys, I know it's the off season. But consider for a moment a parable from an old man.
In 1966, the Beatles showed (yet again) a sensitive, soft side, in the song "When I'm 64." The premise was that these four very young, very rich, and very talented men were still pleading with the unknown, one assumes female, listener to stay with them at age 64. What awareness it showed, millions of panty-throwing young women thought to themselves. They are aware that youth, fame, and riches are fleeting. Deep down, they are just very rich, talented versions of the boy next door.
Statistics:
Women who wanted to do the Beatles based in this song when it was released on 1967's Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: All of them, but to be conservative, I'm going to say 100 million. For those of you born from 1970 onward, including your mom.
Beatles who lived to 64: 3
Status of John Lennon's first wife at his death: Not Yoko Ono.
Ringo Starr's wife at the time the song was released: Maureen "Mo" Cox.
Divorced 1975, after Ringo got busted with another woman, and, one would assume, countered her shattered "How could you" with "your name is LITERALLY Mo Cox."
George Harrison's wife at the time of the song's release: Patti Boyd. Divorced in 1977 after Harrison's affair with wait for it... Mo Cox. Eventually married Olivia Arias Harrison and that's really sad because cancer so no more cheap shots.
And of course, Paul McCartney, and crap, I already said no cheap shots. He met Linda slightly before the release of Sgt. Peppers, became an item with her after, married her in 1969. The marriage
did cause him to end another relationship, which makes us a perfect four-for-four for the irrelevance of who would love any of them when they are 64. Linda McCartney died of cancer at age 56 in 1998, may she rest in peace. They did stay married 29 years, and while he did puckishly hide her wooden leg on occasion after an amputation, they were not apart more than 10 days. So I'm going to say he got the relationship they were talking about in that song. 25% hit rate, to be generous.
The long-awaited and underwhelming takeaway of the story is, sometimes it really is just entertainment.
Also, however bored you are during the offseason, I am so past that point.
