Prisco’s limited linguistic ability is reminiscent of the episode of “The Simpsons” when Homer meets a representative from Reading Digest. He tells her, “Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is ‘How to Increase Your Word Power.’ That thing is really...really...really...good.”
Another of Prisco’s favorite terms is a close relative of “good” named “great.” It is slightly more emphatic but no less common. The Cardinals, Falcons, Panthers, Bears, Dolphins, Saints, Jets and Raiders are all credited with making either a “good move” or a “great move.”
Is he just too dim to think of better descriptive words? Were any of the moves “shrewd” or even “brilliant”? Could an “exceptional” player possibly be characterized as an “elusive” return man possessing “blazing” speed? Somebody get this man a thesaurus immediately.