Rex Ryan becoming a Patriots believer

[Rob0729]

 

[Pats2000]

He's being a good foot soldier

Unfortunately BB will be benching you for the first quarter of next week's game for that comment

 

[jimnance]

I think since I wrote it, you’re good to go. If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, you know that I have been smote.

Cool. Not cool for you, but for me.
Oth, maybe The Lord is a Pats fan.

 

[Patjew]

Cool. Not cool for you, but for me.
Oth, maybe The Lord is a Pats fan.

We can all use a little smiting now and then!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Rex Ryan Eats Some Crow, Begrudgingly Backtracks On Patriots Take



best part of the story, it’s all from before today’s game:

Rex's goddam snack is crow

But I mean, that's a lot of what he brings to the table as an NFL analyst... knowing when to go "oh ****. they're back."

Buddy's 1st wife divorced him 8 months after Rex and Rob were born.

Smart lady

Not hard. Every time she tried to breast-feed them, they went straight to the floor and latched on

 

[PatsFanInVa]

But I still just assume every segment ends with a call to action regarding snacks.

 

[PATSNUTme]

Just when I was starting to feel good about this team.

 

[jimnance]

We can all use a little smiting now and then!

I been smote and smitten.
I been chokin' n spittin';
Done been burnt and bitten,
My old shoes aint fittin',
The old lady shes' quittin'.
And so it is written.

 

[Joker]

a toe saucking impotent fat slob degenerate pukes out an admission of idiocy...uh huh....SSDD

 

[jimnance]

I been smote and smitten.
I been chokin' n spittin';
Done been burnt and bitten,
My old shoes aint fittin',
The old lady shes' quittin'.
And so it is written.

Pay no attention to this, its just whiskey talk.
I dont imbibe much or often but had a little post-game celebratory libation.

 

[Fixit]

OH, THANK GOD. OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER.

 

[DarMan]

Seems as though Rex has decided to toe the Patriots line

 

[TheRainMaker]

I always found it odd why the Ryan’s hate Bill so much. Remember Rob Ryan was a nobody until he was with the Pats under Bill? Then he gets his own DC gig after the 3 titles, but went off the rails since leaving the Pats. Then Rex rose up the ranks after hearing what the other Ryan did with NE. This was during a time many teams were copying what NE was doing.

The bizarre hate towards Bill stated in that 2007 game where it looked like the entire Ravens team/coaching staff took that game personal.

 

[jimnance]

I always found it odd why the Ryan’s hate Bill so much. Remember Rob Ryan was a nobody until he was with the Pats under Bill? Then he gets his own DC gig after the 3 titles, but went off the rails since leaving the Pats. Then Rex rose up the ranks after hearing what the other Ryan did with NE. This was during a time many teams were copying what NE was doing.

The bizarre hate towards Bill stated in that 2007 game where it looked like the entire team/coaching staff took that game personal.

Jealousy

 

[Joker]

I always found it odd why the Ryan’s hate Bill so much. Remember Rob Ryan was a nobody until he was with the Pats under Bill? Then he gets his own DC gig after the 3 titles, but went off the rails since leaving the Pats. Then Rex rose up the ranks after hearing what the other Ryan did with NE. This was during a time many teams were copying what NE was doing.

The bizarre hate towards Bill stated in that 2007 game where it looked like the entire Ravens team/coaching staff took that game personal.

The reason why Ryan hates is because he was brought up a spoiled little bigmouth who brow beat and bullied everybody he felt inferior to. That is his problem, a deep- sense of inferiority and impotence. Buddy SHOULD have made him join the Marines or the Army when he was a blubbering teenaged punk but he let the obnoxious overbearing little fat rich kid son continue to develop his pathology. If someone had come along early on and punched him in the mouth real hard a few times and made his eyes water and his nose run, perhaps he would have learned what happens in the real world when you run your little fat boy entitled yap. Now he's nothing more than a grey haired corpulent sports toad.

 

[Vindicate]

Jealousy

This with a healthy dose of being soundly beaten, over and over.

I'd hate Bill if I were Ryan as well lmao. Brady and Bill made the AFC East singlehandedly the hardest division to win in all of football. Which is the boon for everyone else in the AFC East.

 

[Kasmir]

Seems as though Rex has decided to toe the Patriots line

He's beginning to think Bill has pretty feet! No need to kiss the rings.

 

[reflexblue]

Seems as though Rex has decided to toe the Patriots line

Really like the avatar

 

[The Trickster]

The reason why Ryan hates is because he was brought up a spoiled little bigmouth who brow beat and bullied everybody he felt inferior to. That is his problem, a deep- sense of inferiority and impotence. Buddy SHOULD have made him join the Marines or the Army when he was a blubbering teenaged punk but he let the obnoxious overbearing little fat rich kid son continue to develop his pathology. If someone had come along early on and punched him in the mouth real hard a few times and made his eyes water and his nose run, perhaps he would have learned what happens in the real world when you run your little fat boy entitled yap. Now he's nothing more than a grey haired corpulent sports toad.

C'mon, don't hold back.
Tell us how you really feet

 

[NormZauchin]

Buddy's 1st wife divorced him 8 months after Rex and Rob were born.

Smart lady

I'm surprised she stuck around for eight months.