Report: Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg

[Tunescribe]

Random idiot: WHAT, PLAX!? YOU THINK JUST CUZ YOU IN THE NFL YOU THINK YOU A GANGSTA!? YOU AIN'T ****!
Plaxico: You talkin' to me?
Random idiot: I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE IN HERE NAMED PLAXICO, FOO!
Plaxico: Shut you ass up, *****! You bes' get to steppin'!
Random idiot: Or what? Whatchu gon' do? *gets in his face*
Plaxico: CHECK DIS ****, MOTH-*BANG*

*Silence*

Plaxico: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ****! ****!

I like the silent pause part, where we wait while it takes time for the pain to reach and be recognized by Plexiglas's "brain."

 

[alamo]

Mandatory 3.5 years if convicted ... meaning theyd HAVE to give him that if convicted. unbelievable

Which is why they'll give him a plea deal. So the offense he pleads guilty to will not be one which carries the mandatory sentence.