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How many times will you poop your pants before the final cuts are made?

  • None - I'm tough

    Votes: 10 58.8%
  • 1- just to see what it feels like

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • 2- I'm really getting stressed

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Continuous- I can't take it anymore.

    Votes: 3 17.6%

  • Total voters
    17
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The hour of doom draws near. I'm as stressed as everyone else. So, let have a little poll.

The question is: How many times will you poop your pants before the final cuts are made?

EDIT: THE DATE HAS BEEN EXTENDED - THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE POOPING CAN STOP NOW.
 
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Poop my pants...never, but if (or sadly, should I say when) Willie or somebody else gets cut, I might punch a wall or something.
 
thinking about this whole CBA thing made me throw up in my mouth today.

it tasted like poop......unfortunately I did not find that an option in your poll.... so I didn't vote. sorry if this skews the results
 
I would prefer to tell you how many times I have had chest pains......constantly since last week.

I can't take much more of this. WEEI had Paul Perillo from PWF and Tom Curran from Pro Jo and both were saying Willie was going to get cut.....just shoot me! My fault for listeningn to WEEI at work all day!
 
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